Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I hate it when people say Merlin and Arthur are black cat × golden retriever (respectively), because have you seen Arthur?? That's the most cat-coded human I have ever seen.
He's weird about touching and emotions, he's bratty and arrogant, and he thinks he can beat big scary monsters all by himself—exactly like those videos of orange cats attacking bigger animals.
I headcanon him as a pretty blond cat whose owner spends a lot of money on him, basically living like The Aristocats movie.
And for Merlin, he's a frail-looking street dog that someone thinks is so adorable and takes pity on him, so they adopt him.
He's friendly, loyal, and his owner swears the dog doesn't bite (he hunts 'bad' humans and sometimes eats their flesh), but his owner doesn't know, so it doesn’t count. Also something about Merlin still waiting for Arthur to return for 1500+ years is too similar to Hachi the dog who waited by the train station for his owner until the day he died.
But in this case the dog is unfortunately immortal, so I guess he will wait forever.
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Bagginshield + Frodo out shopping on Black Friday 🛒💨(Lobelia’s nightmare)
Cursed Robert Pattinson pics that also double as Bruce Wayne cover photos the batkids post on Twitter
Based on this clip from the 60s Batman
Bruce: Dickie…old chum… I have some books i’d like you to read. *hands him books on logic and problem solving*
Dick: Ok, B! 😊✨
The humor of the show is that they are being serious but I can’t help seeing Bruce humoring his kid’s dumb answers. Dick is like 8< *serious face* and Bruce is like 🥹 “yes precisely. It’s the only possible meaning”
I can’t do it, Alfred. I’m not strong enough.
Listen, I'm not the type to look for homoeroticism in every single male duo in media. Not everyone swings that way.
But those two?
I smell the fruitiest of fruit, your honor.
Hello valiants, I hope you have been very well… I am back to look at your glamorous art once more. As I was scrolling I was wondering, have you ever thought about a COD OC? Or just any OC? Your versions of the boys are so perfect I can’t help but think they would be just as great. Here’s an excuse to talk about them, or any other character, or thing! Only if you want to of course. Even if you don’t answer this I hope you know you are fabulous… ♡♡ thank you for always sharing your work ♡♡
(Sniffs loudly) Hello….🥹🤍 I am so well, hope you are too… I've been asked this a couple times, but all I can think up is like,, a young gun Vaquero alerudy adopted off the streets named Ángel
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