(They/Them) "I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too."
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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence
Fellas, if your game has:
A Simple Style
An Emphasis on Building
Esoteric Crafting Recipes
A Leveling/Enchanting System
Traveling Through Different Dimensions
A Meta Narrative
And Frog Breeding
Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck
I adore you 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳♦️
Put in the request to legally change my name! I slapped an e at the end to still make it feminine and I won't lose my job tho
not gonna name names but ive got some top quality friends……rare holographic edition pals……wouldnt u like to know
the idea of a ‘best friend’ is just the highest form of tenderness like. it’s the epitome of choosing someone over and over, maybe even subconsciously because you just. know on some unspeakable level that your lives are supposed to be entwined, that the connection between you is fatefully significant and necessary
People who can put together amazing outfits have a power that I shall never posess. I’m looking at you, specifcally, Simon!
You always look classy, cool, and powerful! You’re just so good with clothes and makeup!! I love you and you are the prettiest person in the whole wide world and your smile can make flowers bloom!!!!!! Aa!
I didn’t intend for this to be a mini “I love Simon with all my heart” rant, but here we are
~<>
you can love someone so much platonically that it feels like you’re gonna die. platonic feelings can be just as intense as romantic ones, and that doesn’t make them any less platonic.
Feeling Cute-Disaster casual today 😘
Orange Juice does not mix well with Lung.
Aw yeah, let’s get soaked in 300 gallons of water (YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH)
Or 30... right into the eyes if you’re feeling wild (YEEEEEAAAA-)
Or only 4.5 in them eyes if you feel like laying. on. the. floor. (YEEEEA-)
It’s okay, everyone! Everything is okay! My baby is okay and happy!
Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.
My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭
MX. ROCKBITER NOOOO OMG NOOOO MOVE HONEY OMG MOVE RUN AAAAAAAA
Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.
My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭
Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.
My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭
My sink smells quite nice.
Because loose tea wants to fly.
And that’s what it did.
To catch you all up: I got my own real makeup for the first time ever a few weeks ago.
Anyways, I learned I’m much better at putting drag makeup on myself than trying (and failing) to give myself a “natural” makeup look (not like I’m planning on regularly wearing makeup anyways so no biggie on that front)
And it looked pretty sick might I add!
!! Yessss
give me the ball papa