Latest Posts by caverman-isdying - Page 9

via your.local.intruder on instagram (link here)

i made a post similar to this that has been gaining traction, so i figured i should share this more insightful one as well (permission was received to post)

for the record, the creator of the mandela catalogue shared this as well

(tags for traction)

oh yeah just to be clear: if you are a proshipper please unfollow me, i think you're gross & i do not want you here .

@mr007pennyworth

Alfred: Master Bruce, you can't become a nocturnal animal beating up every third human being you see, you still have a normal life to maintain!

Bruce: wanna bet?

Idk what Bruce pays Alfred, buts it’s not enough I can tell you that

Extreme Dinosaurs Intro HQ

Extreme Dinosaur episodes/fan fiction/ comics/whatever I would enjoy.

They go to see the newest movie Jurassic Park, but the Raptors happen to also choose the same theater. They decide to form a shaky truce. Shenanigans ensue:

The Raptor lose their mind at the Velociraptors and scream bloody murder (in delight) when they own and stalk the humans

Stegz say, "Inaccurate" while pointing, throughout the movie, but enjoys it all the same

T-Bones shouts at the humans to get away most the time.

Bullzeye and Spike spill all the popcorn everywhere

Stegz gets invited by a paleontologist to talk giving an eyewitness account of his life of the past. The Raptors find out and, insulted, crash it. The scientists are chill the whole time and don't act like know-it-alls.

An everyday life episode that focuses on T-Bone and what he does.

He has had little character development. While I can imagine what the others would do after capturing the Raptors, T-Bone kinda feels like he would be lost without a enemy to fight.

The Raptors discover Barney exists and are enraged at the misrepresentation of dinosaurs. When the Extreme Dinosaurs goes to rescue the studio, Bullzeye hesistates.

"Guys, you don't understand, Barney's a dweeb. Like, even kids make fun of him"

my mom and dad fr

husband shenanigans

sure there's the angst potential in superbat where clark out lives bruce. but instead give me superwonderbat where only two of the three live longer lives than the regular human, so the two remaining members of the relationship give together and have to figure out their new dynamic once bruce is gone.

give me that, the angst, the brilliance

just give me clark and diana standing, staring at a person they've loved for years and not know what to do now that the man they both loved is gone, them not understanding how they could ever more forward without bruce

bruce with lois and clark except he kisses clark first

me whenever i write a fic where both clark and bruce interact: they're good colleagues they work well together they have a good relationship it's a friendship they're friends they're best friends okay i know it's a little gay but they're not in love they're- ok maybe they're a little- oh wait it's a lot they're a lot in love with each other- oh wait they're dumbasses they're idiots they are idiots in love and trying their best oh goodness gracious how did this happen

Mark and Cesar are the type of friends that one will ask “hey do you wanna see how many Red Vines we can eat and a minute?” and the other will call an ambulance

These roles are often switched

One of the reasons why I adore bruce Wayne in the batman is how much I identify with him.

For the most part my feelings towards bruce boil down to "ugh your rich get some therapy and get over it. 🙄" (batman the animated series doesn't count)

Most of this stemmed from my own upbringing /being dirt poor. So in a way I never felt bad for him

But in the 2022 movie holy crap.

He's so utterly and completely broken as a person, trying desperately to make the world a better place in his own way. He's so full of rage and bitterness but at the end of the day he's a terrified little boy who wants to help people but can't/doesn't have the capacity to help in a meaningful way.

But through the movie hes FORCED to change. He's FORCED to confront his actions and his privilege as someone with money. The added fact he's almost 100% autistic is the cherry on top. He's so uncomfortable with social situations and probs has no friends.

I just love him

Tldr; bruce Wayne is an autistic gremlin and I love him

One of the reasons why I adore bruce Wayne in the batman is how much I identify with him.

For the most part my feelings towards bruce boil down to "ugh your rich get some therapy and get over it. 🙄" (batman the animated series doesn't count)

Most of this stemmed from my own upbringing /being dirt poor. So in a way I never felt bad for him

But in the 2022 movie holy crap.

He's so utterly and completely broken as a person, trying desperately to make the world a better place in his own way. He's so full of rage and bitterness but at the end of the day he's a terrified little boy who wants to help people but can't/doesn't have the capacity to help in a meaningful way.

But through the movie hes FORCED to change. He's FORCED to confront his actions and his privilege as someone with money. The added fact he's almost 100% autistic is the cherry on top. He's so uncomfortable with social situations and probs has no friends.

I just love him

Tldr; bruce Wayne is an autistic gremlin and I love him

claires makeover 

Please re-blog if you’re OK with silly fan art of your characters.

look me in the eye right now and tell me bruce wayne is a bad person and that he and superman aren’t best friends. do it. i will laugh in your face.

NOOOUU :(((( WHO DID THIS TO HIM???

Im crying im kicking im slidding down the walls omg:(

/j but also not

he’s so :((

Chief: why do you insist on working with that goddamn vigilante? Gordon: because autism be damned, that boy sure can fight some crime.

Hey you know that feeling when youre breathing while your arm just resting on your thigh and then you feel like youre breathing air on drugs and it reaches to your eyes and it feels like youre not actually breathing or you feel like breathing underwater?

No? Okay.

NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT THE FACT THAT AMY KIRIWO HAD ANOTHER SECRET ROOM IN BABYLS AND HE USED IT TO MAKE PICKLES FUCKING PICKLES EVERYONE.

THE HORNY ASS MURDER SADIST HAD TWO SECRET ROOMS IN A HIGH SCHOOL WHERE SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL DEMONS GO AND HE USED ONE OF THOSE ROOMS TO MAKE

FUCKING

PICKLES. PICKLES MAN

THIS FUCKING BITCH MADE PICKLES IN A SECRET ROOM THIS. MAN

THIS HOE.

MADE

PICKLES

this will haunt me for the rest of my life.

real footage of me during chapter 195

Garlic bread for the days

look....let's just say I have some headcannons

Im crying this is the order his pictures were posted on wiki fandom and this was the only thing i could think about for half an hour

The genderification of Iruma

I had a sort of angsty idea this morning so I must inflict it upon other people.

I call it ‘reverse Iruma AU’. instead of a human that was kidnapped to the demon world, it’s a demon that was kidnapped to the human world.

In this, Iruma is Sullivan’s grandchild, related to him by blood. Sully gained custody of him after both his parents died. So he is Sully’s world, doted on and loved.

There was an old, outdated tradition of demons spending time in the human world to understand it better(esp demon king candidates). Sully thinks this is a great idea and decides it’s just what little Iruma needs (and it’ll put him somewhere reasonably safe for a time since the demon world is in turmoil and he wants to keep him safe).

So he brings him to meet the Suzuki’s, a family he trusts as he spent time with them when he was a boy (unfortunately what he didn’t know and had no way of knowing was that while the Suzuki’s he knew were good people, their current descendants, suck). They seem nice and kind and promise to look after him, and Sullivan promises to come back after one years time.

And he does, one year later he returns. Except. The Suzuki’s and Iruma, are gone. The house is long abandoned and the neighbours are just like ‘idk, they moved away several months ago and didn’t leave a forwarding address’.

Sullivan is, understandably, beside himself. Iruma is his family, the only family he has left, and now he’s gone. Stolen by people Sullivan trusted to care for him! So he searches and searches, constantly coming back to the human world despite the protests of Demon Border Patrol to please stop! All the time off is causing him to neglect his duties to the Netherworld. Eventually, after years of searching and pestering from DBP, he finally has to stop and accept he may never see his grandson again. But just cause he can’t go to the human world to search for Iruma, doesn’t mean the search won’t continue. He just, sends someone else.

All anyone not in the know knows is that Iruma just vanished one day and Sullivan became depressed and withdrawn, so everyone kind of assumes the worst happened.

On the Iruma side of things, things were good at first, they were nice. Then they all left on a “trip” (in reality they were bailing on the house to go elsewhere).

Slowly, Iruma was, basically gaslighted into thinking none of it was real. When he asked about seeing his grandpa they just said they couldn’t anymore cause he’d passed away (that was why they’d moved after all, the place was to full of sad memories. And when he brought up things like flying they were just ‘oh what an imagination’. And since Iruma was young he just, began to believe it after a while (also, since he was staying on earth his horns and wings and demonic features were hidden with glamour). He still has hazy memories of his grandpa and things like magic and flying, but as he grows just assumes he had a very active imagination as a child.

He also ends up with a deep aversion to mirrors that he can’t explain. when he looks in them what he sees just feels, wrong somehow. He can’t put his finger on why, so he just straight up avoids looking in a mirror.

But then one day, when he’s around, ~14, a black cat follows him home.

It’s adorable and clingy and his parents are just like ‘yeah sure ig you can keep it, but you have to look after it’ when he asks about keeping it. He decides to name it 'Opera’ (he doesn’t know why, cause it’s such a weird name but it just, felt right). Iruma’s also the only person it seems to like, it’s indifferent to everyone else and hates his parents.

The cat occasionally vanishes for days at a time but always comes back. until one day it doesn’t. but a strange man with horns and wings does appear and spirits him away. He’s scared at first, but as they’re flying through this strange world, he feels this overwhelming sense of nostalgia. He knows this place. Knows this man, he’s sure of it.

Obviously enough, the cat /was/ Opera, tasked with finding Iruma by Sully years ago. The only reason Opera didn’t just, eviscerate Iruma’s parents on the spot (and oh boy did they want to) was cause they didn’t want to cause the boy any more trauma. They did get a few good swipes in tho and did draw blood on more than one occasion. which was cathartic enough. Opera figured out Iruma was the boy he was looking for b/c Iruma called him Opera but also b/c of the things Iruma would talk to them about (his hazy memories from his time in the netherworld, memories of Sullivan etc)

Only a handful of people in the Netherworld actually know the details of what happened to Iruma. All most people know is, Sullivan had a grandson that he doted and loved. Then one day the boy was just, gone, and Sullivan grew depressed and distracted and just, was not himself. So like, they all kind of assumed the worst.

Then like a decade later a boy shows up at Babyls that Sullivan insists is in fact his grandson.

Sully would, absolutely be a massive helicopter parent and never want to let Iruma out of his sight ever again. Iruma has, his own issues. His wings are stunted in their growth and atrophied from lack of use. He wants to fly so badly but he just, can’t. Wings too small and weak. also the first time he sees himself in a mirror after the glamour comes off, and he sees his horns he just about cries. not from fear but just cause, he looks right. That’s him in the mirror, not that weird imposter. He also has some mad separation anxiety, getting terrified anytime someone leaves him alone.

side note but Kalego was very baffled (and maybe, maybe a touch worried) when Opera just, fucking vanished for several years (the time they spent searching for Iruma). Like, Sullivan was always accompanied by Opera and then one day the cat butler was just, fucking gone. He swears he wasn’t worried but he sure did find himself feeling better when Opera did reappear.