Header by @rouyeming 23 - they/he - I dream of being aesthetic and collected but I'm actually just a fucking dumpsterfire. Never expect consistentcy mostly Helluva Boss, Arcane, and Danmei
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Tastiest sourdough I've ever seen
THIS
Sometimes it can be hard to break out of that bubble. And a lot of me wishes it were as easy as black and white but it's not. I'm the only leftist in my whole extended family, i can count the democrats on one hand, and my two gay cousins voted for Trump. The people I'm out to voted for Trump, my sister even gloated about it.
I still live with my family, and I love my family. Are there parts of them i don't love, yes the part that doesn't worry about my rights in the future. But I understand they don't do it out of malice, just ignorance. They prioritize pro life and immigration over my rights, and I just have to live with that. People are nuanced, they're complex. Yeah it fucking sucks but that's just the world we live in
Young people have GOT to stop talking about conservatives like they're scary menacing monsters. Yes the policies they back are horrifically destructive but that's entirely because of how individually stupid, fearful, emotionally stunted, weak willed and catastrophically gullible they are. That all is what made them become right wing to begin with. Just the most easily manipulated zombie sheep on earth.
People always say "women's need to support other women! It's a sisterhood!" that is until the woman wants to massacre a people and become a dictator. Where are the women supporters now SMH.
I support women's rights
to authoritarianism
Viktor just went from being some guy to my all time favourite Arcane character. Funniest possible direction they could’ve gone with him. Every fuck in his mind body soul was spent and gone when he emerged from that goop. Woke up purple from a near death experience and immediately dumped his situationship, quit his job, fucked off to the undercity wearing nothing but a blanket and then became the second coming of Christ on accident. King of protecting his peace. Imagine being that guy who tried to shank him. Some Czech twink with dick and balls hanging out starts glowing and then magically cleanses the poison from your body. I’d be on my knees worshipping him too man what a fucked up situation. Someone please get him some trousers
what if you were a BISEXUAL and your bf nearly DIES and then he leaves you to become JESUS and then your hot gf gets KIDNAPPED and your little sister becomes a DICTATOR and you grow a BEARD
Welcome back Jesus of Nazareth.
If you told me that at the age of 23 I'd be back on tumblr, I'd say you were crazy. If you then said that it's probably the healthiest corner of the internet rn I'd say that's impossible, yet here we are
WILL I EVER ESCAPE THE GAY LITTLE CLUTCHES OF DAN AND PHIL SOMEONE HELP ME
A picture is worth a thousand words....
This one has clippity clops
the instant regret of letting scanlan be a centaur
Do I have chest dysphoria every single day? No! In fact there are rare moments where I enjoy my chest. But 9 times out of 10 I put on a shirt and think "damn this outfit would look so much cooler if I didn't have tits"
Dysphoria or not they gotta go
"whats the point of transitioning if you aren't dysphoric” what’s the point of eating a burger if you’re not starving to death. it looks yummy bitch
Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?
Then about a week into their journey like
Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying
Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst
Legolas:
Keep existing out of spite. Live to spite them and keep going. Survival is an act of rebellion
okay. holding ur hands as i say this. look me in the eyes. i know this is overwhelming so here's where we start. if he wants you dead then your first act of resistance is survival.
Funny coming from Keith bc we all know he had that shit in his closet already
Their nosy asses are ripping your low effort costume to shreds
The true American Experiance™️ is getting jumpscared twice a year by daylight savings. No matter how long you've lived here, it takes you by surprise. Every. Single. Time.
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Additional resources to support the people of Palestine:
Demand a Ceasefire in Gaza
Palestine Children’s Relief Fund
UNRWA
UNICEF
Gaza eSims
GET OUT THERE AND VOTE PEOPLE
I'm sure many people have already shared this here, but I think it's important that people here on Tumblr need to see this.
"I disagree with Kamala's position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" by US Senator Bernie Sanders
Odysseus said he was gonna become the monster to "everyone but us" but neglected to inform his crew that "us" had three members and the other two are in Ithica.
Okay wait no that's genious
The end of Get in the Water, Jorge does an awesome job at making the listener truly feel like Odysseus is underwater. I think that the voices we hear is not just the people that Ody has lost in the journey, but echos of the underworld. It's the people he's lost telling him that they are waiting for him to join them in death.
I see it as less of them saying that to show that they support him, and more to show that Odysseus really was dying. It was the reminder of all he'd lost tho that made him climb back onto his raft.
Waiting
Get ready for a GARFLE WARFLE SNICK
Tonight's guests...
Entering a strange game show with no knowledge and no way of escape,
ITS THE PALADINS OF VOLTRON
And your host, ME
This
Is
Warlfe Garfle Snick
The only warlfe that garfles every snick
I'm joined my these lovely contestants and tonight folks, the game is win or die!
That's right, these contestants have to win or else they will be sacrificed to the dead ghost of College Humor and be lost for all of time.
The only way to win is by playing, the only way to live is by winning, and the only way to play is by beginning so without further adieu
LETS BEGIN
The end of Get in the Water, Jorge does an awesome job at making the listener truly feel like Odysseus is underwater. I think that the voices we hear is not just the people that Ody has lost in the journey, but echos of the underworld. It's the people he's lost telling him that they are waiting for him to join them in death.
I see it as less of them saying that to show that they support him, and more to show that Odysseus really was dying. It was the reminder of all he'd lost tho that made him climb back onto his raft.
Waiting
• Kiss
Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:
Ghosts
Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:
Jetpacks
Aliens
Instant Hypnosis
Machines that put you in the computer
Realistic hologram technology
Were-Cats
Meteors made of Gold
Self-Aware AI
Underground Egypt Cult
Cthulhu
Soul-Sucking Triangles
Transylvania, PA
Moon Resort
Magical Space Guardians
Transgender Potion
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Warlocks
Ghosts
If there is one thing I can count on it's Jorge's ability to constantly create music that give me CHILLS. Vengeance saga is so fucking good! Can't wait to do an analysis on it later!
He's so important to me
RIZ GUKGAK: ON AROMANTICISM, ASEXUALITY, INHUMANESS, AND LOVE UNRELENTING
Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - Sophomores Start / Warsan Shire / @SirVictorThe2nd (twt) & Cait May / Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - Sophomores Start / Rebecca Snowden, Dimension 20: Animated / Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - My Green Heaven / Fantasy High: Junior Year - Fracas at Frostyfaire Festival / Will Wood, Love me, Normally / Fantasy High: Junior Year - Fracas at Frostyfaire Festival / Unknown / Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - Fearful Symmetry / Orla Gartland, Why Am I Like This? / @/icecreamvi (twt) / Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - My Green Heaven / @bekindbella (instagram) / Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - Fearful Symmetry
Source.
You can read the letter in full and add your name to those who have signed.
And for those who think their lily-white souls (and they are mostly virtue-signaling white people) should not be tainted by voting for the unclean? Here - you've been given permission by the very people you purport to protect and value by not voting for Harris.
Do your civic duty and vote to protect as many people as you can -- unless you simply do not give a shit about the lives of queer people, Jewish people, women, the elderly, people of color, the disabled, and any other group all across the country and the planet who aren't straight white (male) Christians. In that case, sure, don't vote. That'll show everyone!
As a queer person that really only taps into queer or queer-adjacent media, what the hell kinda crack did they put in Dandadan???!!!! WHY DOES IT HIT SO WELL
THESE TWO AWKAWRD LITTLE IDIOTS HAVE CONTROL OF MY HEART TF
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY CUNTY BRITISH GUNSLINGER
Hi op this is horrifying also I need Brennan to Know it exists
Someone said that Brennan in the Dimension 20 live shows poster was hitting the DreamWorks eyebrow/pose and I really couldn’t help myself
BrennanMind?? Brennan Lee Mullimind???
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