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The signs as parts of a house:

Aries: a protective fence Leo: Balcony Sagittarius: door knob Taurus: lamp Virgo: intercom Capricorn: secret door Gemini: mirror Libra: bean bag chair Aquarius: curtains Cancer: garden Scorpio: bookcase Pisces: skylight

Aries ~ Goddess of Dawn, Illumination and Awakening Taurus ~ Goddess of Earth Gemini ~ Goddess of Learning Cancer ~ Goddess of Lunar Mysteries Leo ~ Goddess of Sacred Love Virgo ~ Goddess of Healing and Curatives Libra ~ Goddess of Divine Feminine Power Scorpio ~ Goddess of the Dead Sagittarius ~ Goddess of Prophecy and Mythology Capricorn ~ Goddess of Divine Law and Order Aquarius ~ Goddess of the Cosmos and Astrology Pisces ~ Goddess of the Night

-C.

[art: Vaughn Pinpin]

In a Crowded Arkham Cafeteria

Harley: I can’t find my puddin’ :(

Riddler: Hang on one sec

Riddler: *clears his throat and shouts out loud*

Riddler: RIDDLES ARE MUCH BETTER AND MORE INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING THAN JOKES!

Joker: *in the distance* The fuck did you just say?!

Riddler: Found him.

as Uncommon Majors

Aries: Youth Development

Taurus: Dietics

Gemini: Botany

Cancer: Zoology

Leo: Meteorology

Virgo: Anthropology

Libra: Ancient Civilization

Scorpio: Communication Sciences & Disorders

Sagittarius: Foreign Languages & Cultures

Capricorn: Philosophy

Aquarius: Broadcasting

Pisces: Creative Writing

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Species of Mermaid / Types of Mermaid Children

For every animal in the sea, there is also a species of mermaid and/or type of mermaid child.

Shark

Skilled hunters, sensitive to smell, tend to have sharp, jagged teeth, usually terrifying in appearance

Octopus and Squid

Extremely intelligent, powerful but often docile, guardians of the krakens (you hear about them in shipwreck stories)

Whales

Not very social but easy to communicate with, difficult to upset, trusting, have incredible hearing

Dolphin

More intelligent than any other species (by nature/birth), mischievous, very social, helpful, work with water deities

Undine

Half sea horse and half human, many can perform magic, often aggressive, manipulative if tempted

Sea Otter

Humanoid with otter-like traits, lungs instead of gills, live on land & in the sea, lazy and stubborn, gatherers, fighters/protectors

The list goes on forever, as the sea is home to so much life. A few sea creatures and their respective attributes are under the cut, the list inspired by a post I read a while back that got me to do some research. Note that there are also mermaids / types of mermaid children for these species.

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How The Signs React To A Zombie Apocalypse

Aquarius will be totally unemotional and as the trendsetter for the future, their job is to eliminate as many “walkers” as they can.  Aquarians tend to be rebels just for the sake of having their own way so don’t try to stop them…they will do it their way even if others have proved it wrong. Pisces will try to befriend the zombies and understand their past.  They will be the ones looking for medical supplies with Shane and will help to heal anyone regardless of whether they are a zombie or human.   Aries will be like the character Rick as they love to lead.  They’ll be the ones to take a gamble and their desire for the “thrill of the hunt”, will drag others into the woods where their survival will be up to each person’s instincts. Taurus will follow the leader and will not be happy on their adventure into the “unknown”, however they have an immense sense of perseverance and even when other give up, the Taurus will rage on. Gemini will know who has been infected with the walker virus and will be more than happy to share that with everyone but they need to be careful because dangerous secrets will cause a lot of tension and their lives will immediately be in danger.    Cancer will be the first ones to help convert the prison into their new home.  They have a strong survival instinct and can become very manipulative if necessary.  Zombies beware!   Leo will be compared to the Governor who proudly shows off the heads of soldiers in aquarium tanks as his trophies.  Ask him who’s who and he’ll puff out his chest and give you the 411, one head at a time.   Virgo will have been working on a cure for the infection and ensuring that the protocols for safety are in place.  Their analytical minds will allow them to be rational and if the end is near, they will make every attempt to send you in the right direction.  Their goal is to keep the world in order.   Libra will make every attempt to get the zombies to like them and if that doesn’t work, they’ll try something else because they don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings or make the wrong decision.  This will definitely be to their detriment and ultimately their demise.   Scorpio will be turned on by the sex appeal of the “walkers”… the living dead can make the pulse beat faster and the scorpion is all about dominance so the quest to conquer will drive them to succeed.  A “biter” will be their main conquest and they will battle it out to see who will win…and we all know how much a scorpion hates to lose.   Sagittarius will be the ones the humans believe because they are void of emotion and believe that something good is just around the corner.  The Sags luck and positive outlook just might lead others to a safe place.

Capricorn will plot out the escape of the humans as they rarely trust anyone else to finish the job.  They will do everything they can to bond the group together and will lead them to the town of Woodbury, where they think everyone is safe

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The end of the world

Virgo: FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK THE WORLD IS ENDING SHIT WHAT DO WE DO AAAAAHHHHH IS EVERYONE OKAY? ANYONE HURT? OMG AQUARIUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NEAR THAT CLIFF?! COME HERE NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Aquarius: *falls on his knees* The day has come. I'm going home. At long last I'm going home! Oh alien friends, I can't thank you enough for this! The world is ending!! IT'S FINALLY ENDING!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

Virgo:

Virgo: Okay fuck him, everyone let's go find a shelter.

If Zodiac Signs Will Be Rich, Here's The Best House For Them (MUST SEE!)

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The signs dancing

Aries: Twerk it Taurus: soft groovin’ Gemini: how bout no Cancer: white dad at a barbecue Leo: they think they’re great… Ssh Virgo: nah Libra: grinding on everything Scorpio: My eyes are burning Sagittarius: stripper who’s rent is due tomorrow Capricorn: no Aquarius: looks like they’re being electrocuted Pisces: they think they can twerk