im gonna be blatant now i think max and leo just needed to fuck eachother and get it over with because whats with all the weird gay shit 🥀
nonbinary person here! i'm in the gay timon camp but bisexual timon is cool too! you know what i wish we saw more of, though? trans timon! 👏
NOW WE’RE TALKING. Are we saying trans man Timon, or later-in-life trans woman Timon? Or hell, why not play around with both headcanons?!
I like genderfluid Timon as well. 👀👀👀 That’s actually a little itty bitty headcanon of mine.
number 1 max bialystock pegger right here
NUMBER 1 LEO BLOOM PEGGER RIGHT HERE!
Their relationship dynamic in a nutshell
They are toooo cute 🥺
art by ddpp4110
rewatched DP & Wolverine the other day and finally remembered to post thiiiiiiisss ahahaha
is this what it felt like to be ulla
“we may have a position for you”
“infact we may have SEVERAL positions for you”
NO LEO!!! DONT PRODUCE THAT PLAY!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO PRETTY BOYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON!!!
I feel like I should emphasize that platonic love is just as important as romantic and the power of friendship should never be overlooked because they're not smooching and what have ya...
That being said, how else am I supposed to interpret this?
Look at the lighting, look at Timon's eyes! That meerkat is IN LOVE. HEAD OVER HEELS. DOWN BAD. ACHIN' FOR SOME BACON.
okay guys, what if... 👀
I feel like I am literally starving to death for more Timon and Pumbaa content. Both official content and fan content. (And none of that live action bull shit!!!!!!!!!!!)
I am ravenous. Vibrating. DESPERATE.
My nervous system is on FIRE.
HAHAHAHAHAHA 😮💨
I hate to say it, but in TLK 1 1/2, Timon looks just as wonky to me (in some scenes) as Nala does in that infamous scene to all you Nalaholics. 😮💨
bialystock and bloom!!! bialystock and bloom!!! we raised the money!! bialystock and bloom!!!
"What do you mean the spider bite didn't give you a radioactive womb?!?!" Wade probably
I WAS BORN IN DUSSELDORF THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF!!!!!
bloomialystock i love you i love you i love you
you can't tell me bloomialystock isn't canon and then go ahead and watch max say “who's my little accountant? are you my little accountant? you're my little accountant!” that's like saying gays aren't real and then going to watch drag race
and nathan lane and matthew broderick have been in modern family❤️
i hate my friends so much because how can you point out bloomialystock is just cam and mitch from modern family and then go about ur day.
spot the fucking difference
the producers is really like amazingly good but I think it could be better if max and leo had raw gay anal sex for 2 hours
Another movie that is clearly threesome endgame and there is no other explication.
spot the queer people challenge (trick question it's all of them)
get him!!
Behold - the Fist of Khonshu! This time in a warm light.
The babygirl
I love his stupid hair
silly :3
Pumbaa: Oh, Timon! Our possum friend fell in!
Timon (dryly): Good.
Pumbaa: Timon, you don't mean that!
Timon (deadpan, voice low): Actually, Pumbaa… I do.
☠️
*slams hands on table* nathan lane in only murders in the building.
i literally cannot get enough of him.
theres so little content of him I found my own post on GOOGLE💔💔 ( I am his #1 fan )
I have only two brain cells left and it’s them 😔