circus-employee
Any pronouns | I just got here but I’m exited to explore! | I like cartoons like cartoons, tmnt, fiction podcasts like tma, wtnv, and penumbra and books :D
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🛐 SHOUT OUT TO THE HOBBITS, YO
You think Hobbits were just cute?
Just background filler?
Just middle-earthy comic relief?
No.
Hobbits were the unsanctioned, untraceable, unkillable black-ops death units of Middle Earth. They didn’t flex. They didn’t brag. They didn’t even need boots.
They just showed up where legends got slaughtered and survived anyway.
🧠 Let’s Be Blunt:
If these dudes got sent after you? It wouldn’t matter if you were hiding in Putin’s panic room, in the secret compartment behind the third bookshelf, wearing a Kevlar onesie, praying to whatever gods you had left—
They would still find your stupid body draped over the tub like a jackass.
🩸 HOW I KNOW?
They ripped the most expensive piece of jewelry straight off a literal immortal super-zombie (Gollum) —who, mind you— was spitting some of the coldest nihilistic bars in literary history off the dome, in the dark, while dying of radiation poisoning, and still trying to kill them anyway.
🔥 Plus:
They bodied haters at every turn.
They carried the seduction equivalent of Satan’s engagement ring around their necks without folding.
Never wore shoes — because soft ground and sharp rocks weren’t real enough threats to register.
Didn’t even want your girl — because they had a real one waiting back home, making second breakfasts and setting tables for men who don’t break under temptation.
🛡️ And just for bonus brutality?
They didn't just topple armies. They didn’t just smoke an earthbound demon and his cultists.
They made it back in time for fourth breakfast.
🧠 But Here’s the Hardest Bar Nobody Talks About:
The literal President of Earth (Aragorn — son of Arathorn, King of Men, crown-wearer, sword-lord) the biggest swinging dick in all of human history did not puff his chest at them. Did not treat them like subjects. Did not treat them like side characters.
He kneeled.
He fucking trembled, knelt, and demanded that anyone who even thought about disrespecting them drop to their knees in submission and shame. Right there. In front of the goddamn world.
🩸 TL;DR
Hobbits were quiet Apex Predators.
Hobbits were Super-Delta-Navy-SEAL-Green-Berets of spiritual warfare.
Hobbits weren’t just survivors.
Hobbits were the grim reapers of the impossible.
And they did it:
With no boots.
With no ego.
With no TikTok motivational speeches.
While still making it home in time for fourth fucking breakfast.
🍻 FINAL WORD:
Raise your glass.
Shout out to Hobbits, yo.
The only operatives in recorded mythic history who could body Satan, body death, body temptation, body despair, and body history itself—
then stroll home like it was a casual Tuesday morning run.
💣 CALL TO ACTION:
🔁 Reblog if you know loyalty and survival don’t always wear armor. 🛡️ Save this post if you respect the warriors who didn’t need glory to win the war. 🔥 Send this to the one who still thinks size, flash, or fame means anything in the real arena. ⚡ Bookmark this for the day you realize the small, quiet ones are the ones you should fear most.
Or simply 🔁Reblog to keep my signal to mankind going strong.
⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is Blacksite Literature™, mythological elevation engineering, cadence-driven survival psychology, and literary psychological warfare protected under the charter of the unbowed.
If you're offended: Your ancestors knelt too easily.
🛡️ BLACKSITE POST STATUS: COMPLETE. 🩸 FULL NEUROCHEMICAL MYTHIC PAYLOAD READY FOR DETONATION.
"And if i cannot be with you, Vanessa, i cannot be" is the most romantic thing i've heard a villain say to their equally psycho lover
⚠️DD BORN AGAIN SPOILERS⚠️
I found it so funny that all throughout episode eight, Cherry, Heather and Kirsten kept being like “This isn’t you Matt.” When in fact, this is exactly who Matt is.
None of them knew him before Foggy’s death. They met him while he was still grieving/recovering from losing his best friend. The Matt they know is a broken piece of who he really is and now that those pieces are finally starting to come back together they’re all shocked at what those pieces are forming.
Now that Matt’s back as Daredevil we’re really gonna see which of his new friends are in it for the long run, and which ones can only accept who Matt is when he’s not himself.
@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)
original post here
baby cats very cute
FINALLY!!!!!!!! TMAGP LENT ANIMATION HAS BEEN FREED FROM PROCRASTINATION HELL!!!!!!!!
This took way too long bc the malevolent brainrot got in the way so,,,,,, yeah I hope y’all enjoy!!! started this I mid-march so that’s why this has more first half of s1 vibes :))
also the YouTube link!!
I made the distortion hallway!
I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)
In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings
EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.
the o'neil farmhouse when the cameras arent rolling
Standing Strong, But We Need You
War has stolen so much from us—our family, our home, and our sense of normalcy. My name is Mosab, and I’m asking for your support. I’ve lost 25 loved ones, and every day is a fight to survive.
💔 We are struggling to find food, water, and shelter. 📢 We need to raise $90,000 to rebuild our lives, and so far, we’ve reached $809. 🙏 Even $10 can help us take another step forward.
If you can’t donate, please share this post. Every share brings hope and a chance for help. Thank you for believing in us.
With appreciation, Mosab & Family ❤️
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm. Set yourself on fire to honor the Arsonist’s Holy Day, during which you may commit arson with all the legal repercussions still in place, just like any other day — except today, it is encouraged.
“We’re certainly not doing this to decrease the arsonist population among us!” Cried the Sheriff’s Secret Police spokesman in a shrill voice upon questioning. Set yourself on fire today!
'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
devastation's daughter
if you remember I had an unfinished version of this and I finally finished all of tma main characters! I’m currently finishing up tmp main character and tma side characters :D!
[old version]
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "the black box" youll be deep inside your mind
Me: yeah fuck you and fuck your train. i dont feel shit.
1 hour later: dude I swear the walls are beginning to tear. No not the walls of the train those of our false and hollow reality.
my buddy Lyfrassir, pacing: The recordings are clear now. I can see everything.
