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The Jedi Temple Guard Handbook - everything you’d possibly want to know about the mysterious and stoic Guardians of the Jedi Order
It is here at last!! This project has been a huge undertaking and I couldn’t be more thankful to everyone who supported me. Have questions about the guide? Feel free to drop an ask!
A special thank you to my beta readers: @starglow-art @polly-does-things and @/starwarsluminators @/jas.s_cowriter on insta
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LMAO GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER MACE!!!
what have i done
Alpha-17, holding Maze’s face in his hands: My perfect precious baby brother. My beautiful younger sibling. My delightful gem of a kinsman. My—
Maze: Let go of me and never call me those things again, for the love of god.
Alpha: Nnnnnnooo.
Zey: I hate to interrupt, but I believe Ordo’s skull has been fractured.
Alpha: Walk it off.
Zey: You put him through five walls and a decorative mosaic (which I am not sure why we even fucking had).
Alpha: He deserved it.
Maze: He hit me once, and not even as hard as you did.
Zey: He could very well die.
Alpha: Good. Who’s my precious, perfect, beautiful, intelligent, adorable little baby brother? Who’s better than those nasty Nulls?
Maze: You’re doing this to mock me, stop it. Also, I don’t like Ordo at all, but I don’t want him dead.
Zey: Fuck it, I’m taking him to the medbay. Anyone want to help me lug him or…
Maze: I DO NOT NEED TO BE WRAPPED IN COTTON AND LOCKED IN A SAFE
Alpha: Yes you do. You’re helpless.
Maze: I AM A COMPETENT ADULT WHO WENT THROUGH THE SAME FUCKING TRAINING AS YOU
Alpha: Sure, but you’re still helpless. Like a baby shaak.
Maze: I AM NOT EVEN IN THE EIGHTIES YOU ASSHOLE
Maze: FORDO IS YOUNGER THAN ME
Zey: Ordo, you’re extremely lucky to be unconscious.
Maze: I AM NOT A CADET AND I DO NOT NEED TO HAVE MY HAND HELD
Maze: WHY IS EVERYONE CONVINCED I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF MYSELF
Maze: I AM A GODDAMN ARC TROOPER LIKE HALF THE PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM
Alpha: Yes, but Ordo punched you.
Maze: This is going to be your talking point for the next year, isn’t it.
(Or, what would happen if Maze commed his brothers during Triple Zero.)
Blue ladies and their commanders (commissions)
based on
Anakin: Never have I ever been handcuffed.
Obi-Wan: *drinks*
Ahsoka: You’ve been arrested Grandmaster?
Obi-Wan: That wasn’t the question.
Cody: *chokes*
So, I kinda love rendering armor now.
Grayscale Sweethearts
Samurai Mace. Third Jedi in samurai star wars concepts. Mace Windu. Magister of the Jedi order, Council Member, Great warrior. First and second HERE
I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.
I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.
Awww
A baby pangolin is born quite helpless, other than the ability to suckle and cling. Until the baby is big enough to travel on its on, a mother pangolin will tote it around on her tail.
Images: Firdia Lisnawati
Everytime @chiliger drops clone tubies art I get it by a wave of baby fever, so now you guys will have to suffer with me through this one
Yandere machine accident (always have eyes on your batchers.)
*nulls where just exploring some empty abandoned lab finding all sorts of interesting things all over but at the same time unsettling but null arcs being their normal selves- walking warning signs.*
Ordo: Mereel watch where you put yourself you di’kut this could be booby trapped!” *glaring at his daredevil batcher.*
Mereel: don’t worry so much Ordo or your hair my become snow if you do *He says that just as he throws his hands out in a expressive gesture smacking Ordo in the face making him stumble*
*the other nulls where- doing whatever they do for Ordo’s sake not causing issues…even if that is likley the case. He adjusted his stance only to get a sense someone was doing something they shouldn’t.*
Ordo: Mereel what is th- NO do no-“ *Ordo was cut off when the thing Mereel had in his hand turned on and started to shake before exploding in a bright light blinding both arcs and their screams.*
*the others Prudii, Kom'rk, Jaing and A'den came running to whoever’s their vode where finding the pair dazed, relief..though it was a wonder what happened…for now they needed to get their vode out. Least to say any hopes of this being easy or relief turned to dread later as Prudii reads what project this room contained- somerhinh that sounded like a fanfic di’kut wrote- Yandere machine, but for the nulls that was doom and would very much have to contain their two affected batchers contamination containment and fix them- somehow.
Fives has an important message for you!
big day for the color pink
🎶 "Just close your eyes The sun is going down You'll be alright No one can hurt you now Come morning light You and I'll be safe and sound" 🎶
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its.all.about.cats
3rd Star Wars daemon AU post!
Here by popular demand: The Jedi Council and their daemons!
Depa Billaba - Hooked Billed Kite (Taryz)
Mace Windu - Bald Eagle (Maisha)
Yoda - Ostrich (Kieachkta)
Shaak Ti - Hyacinth Macaw (Thevren)
(Commander Colt - Anatolian Shepherd (Pistol))
Plo Koon - Osprey (Averyl)
Ki-Adi Mundi - Great Blue Heron (Czirda)
Kit Fisto - Blue Footed Booby (Krios)
Now onto my random AU lore and thoughts:
JEDI LORE TIME: So, as I’ve said in my last daemon AU post, the Jedi generally have bird daemons. This is by nurture, not nature. The way the Jedi teach young force-users to interact with the Force usually ends up directing their daemons to settle into a bird species of some kind. Which conveniently is around the time a Jedi Initiate is either chosen to be a Jedi Knight or be sent to the Jedi Corps. While it is not a rule that a Jedi Knight has to have a bird daemon, there are stigmas in the Jedi culture that lead to Jedi Knights and Masters not wanting to pick Padawans with not-bird daemons. This was one of the reasons the Council was hesitant to take in Anakin originally. He was already past the age of being nurtured to have his daemon settle as a bird, as he was raised outside the Temple.
(If you’re wondering why Obi-Wan doesn’t have a bird daemon, look at my last post. But to summarize his daemon settled while on Melida/Daan. So not ideal circumstances) (Also Qui-Gon Jinn cares not for cultural taboos, so he did not care much that Obi-Wan’s daemon ended up not being a bird lol)
The exceptions to this bird-daemon rule is generally Jedi in the Corps and Jedi Shadows (I will be making a Quinlan Vos post at some point that goes into that more).
DEPA BILLABA and her daemon, Taryz, who is a Hooked Billed Kite.
Okay for the life of me I cannot remember the reason I picked Depa’s daemon 😅, but it was probably just: ‘I like how Hooked Billed Kites look’. So a good reason obv.
I inserted some silly interactions between Obi-Wan and Depa, and Kee-Ayt and Taryz. I headcanon that since they are the two youngest council members, they will go out of their way to act like children in front of the older council members. Just to make the others role their eyes and say ‘kids 🙄’. Despite the fact that both of them are like in their mid 30s-40s. But besides them acting like two siblings alone in the back seat of a car, they are close with each other. Taryz is the daemon most comfortable being casually around Kee-Ayt, out of the other daemons in the Council. (I imagine that since most Jedi daemons are birds, sometimes other Jedi don’t know how to interact with Kee-Ayt)
MACE WINDU and his daemon, Maisha, who is a Bald Eagle.
In the Temple there runs a rumor amongst the Padawans about which came first: Mace being bald? Or Mace’s daemon settling as a Bald Eagle? A real ‘chicken or the egg’ question lol.
But more seriously, I really did just end up picking a Bald Eagle daemon because I wanted to make bald jokes hahaha. That and Bald Eagles just naturally look pissed all the time, which matches well with Mace’s ‘resting bitch face’.
YODA and his daemon, Kieachkta, who is an Ostrich.
My whole concept for Yoda was just: ‘if Yoda is a small species, then he should get a big ass daemon to balance it out’. And yes, Yoda rides around on Kieachkta because of course he does. And when he can’t hit your ankles with his stick, he’ll get Kieachkta to peck the back of your head (which hurts ow).
(If you’re wondering, all of Yoda’s species have bigger daemons. Like Yaddle has an Emu daemon).
SHAAK TI and her daemon, Thevren, who is a Hyacinth Macaw.
My only thoughts for Shaak’s daemon was I wanted it to be big and colorful. 1. Because she’s just this tall figure with long montrals. She just needed a big bird species to go with her impressive figure. 2. She just has always had a fun color scheme, so I thought a colorful bird of some kind would be fun. SO A HYACINTH MACAW. They’re huge and a beautiful blue color (that matches her montral stripes). I also just wanted her to have a fun, friendly looking daemon. Since she’s on Kamino most of The Clone Wars, and interacting with Tubies and Cadets. I think her having a big, loving, approachable looking daemon was just right. (Which is why in this AU, she was chosen to be the one working with the younger clones). Hence why I have so many doodles of her daemon with young clones’ daemons.
Plus I added an extra doodle of Commander Colts’ daemon, Pistol, who is a breed of Livestock Guardian Dog. Since Colt is also on Kamino, he often is ‘herding’, ‘protecting’ and ‘training’ the young clones. So a herding/guardian dog daemon felt right for him. (Pistol is the bad cop to Thevren’s good cop lol)
PLO KOON and his daemon, Averyl, who is an Osprey.
Tbh I didn’t have any idea what bird I wanted Plo to have. So I ended up googling ‘bird species that are good parents’ lol. And Osprey were on that list! Idk how true that is, but IN STARWARS IT IS NOW TRUE.
Plo is just The Jedi Dad Of All Time (*cough cough* Ahsoka *cough cough* Wolffe *cough cough* Wolf Pack), so he got a Parent Of All Time bird lol.
And yes Averyl spends all her free time trying to preen EVERY member of The Wolf Pack. Is that physically possible? I don’t know, but don’t even try to tell Averyl she can’t do it. All her furry dog children WILL feel her affection.
KIT FISTO and his daemon, Krios, who is a Blue Footed Booby.
All I can say is I knew I wanted Kit to have a sea bird, because he’s The Swimming Jedi^TM. And I love Blue Footed Boobies.
Also Kit is a silly guy who deserves a silly bird, with silly blue feet and a silly name.
KI-ADI MUNDI and his daemon, Czirda, who is a Great Blue Heron.
Ki-Adi is a long, lanky looking dude so he gets a long, lanky bird.
I have spoken.
(Also I see a lot of Blue Herons around where I live, so they’re a favorite of mine).
2003 Grievous you will always be famous to me
TCW-inspired designs for Delta Squad
Ayooo haven't posted in a fat minute.
Here's some droids from star wars enjoying nature like everyone should once in a while. (I spend all my life in a basement)
I love this comic lol thanks YouTube
Comic by PetFoolery
Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋
We deserved more of this chaos duo 💙
Have some melancholy Kix (yes I made this during the holiday season)
I saw a post on here a while back saying Kix would have an amazing singing voice, and it was all I could think about when I heard this song - so of course I had to edit it 💙
Also if anyone can tell me the creator of the fanart at the end that would be great so I can give credit!!
if youve ever complained about the quality of my art, know these were the conditions i was working under
hey team you guys ever just think of kanan jarrus and start bawling your eyes out? yeah?
anyways i need force ghost kanan in ahsoka season 2 or I might lose it
Not your first kill, but perhaps the bloodiest ...
Was chatting with @dailyezrabridger (@prettydykeboy ) a while back about the aftermath of the great purgilling and felt compelled to make this.
How Ahsoka actually died in Rebels
I watched Moana
You know it actually makes complete sense that Echo isn't living with Rex, Wolffe and Gregor by the time Rebels comes around.
Echo is the kind of guy who sniffs multicoloured popcorn and pulls this face when offered Wookie soup.
He saw they were eating worm for dinner and noped the fuck out