clairvoyantpeche
a rare pair monster who occasionally writes fic. find me on ao3 as clairvoyantPeach
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stony fic recs!
I know after Infinity War many of us are looking for fics to cheer us up, so I thought I’d share some of my favorite Steve/Tony fics! I’m always looking for more, so if you have any recs, feel free to leave a comment! For my other rec lists, look here.
SOULMATES
Soul Bomb (T | 1944 words by copperbadge)
Suddenly everyone in Manhattan has someone else’s voice in their head. Tony got Steve’s, for his sins.
Stand Back, I’m Going To Try Science (T | 2123 words by Good_News_Everyone)
Soulmates are a rare and cherished thing, a simple touch of hands bringing love that lasts forever. By all the rules of romance, they’re meant to wait for each other and to trust in the vagaries of fate to bring them together.
Tony’s never been good at waiting, and when he has science on his side, who needs fate?
When I Think (Oh, it Terrifies Me) (E | 8641 words by celli)
Look, some mornings you wake up and little green men are invading New York City; some mornings you wake up and you can hear Captain America’s voice in your head. Tony has been an Avenger long enough that he saves his freakout for important things.
FLUFF
Tony Stark and the Super Sleeper, or actually, Soldier (T | 3836 words by RurouniHime)
The one where Steve keeps falling asleep on Tony.
Truth (E | 7265 words by valtyr)
Captain America takes truth serum. Tony is all over that.
Toasted Buns (E | 47044 words by copperbadge, scifigirl47)
After seeing Tony naked and tanned – all over – in a decontamination shower, Steve realizes he may be in trouble. Tony, meanwhile, is definitely in trouble over those tabloid pictures of him sunbathing nude. The solution is clearly a tropical island getaway.
Indecent Proposal (T | 2592 words by gyzym, Siria)
On the plus side, marriage is bound to be easier than proposing.
we should just kiss like real people do
(T | 3102 words by theappleppielifestyle)
Hoodie-guy stops in front of Steve just as he snaps, “FINE, I want to bang Tony Stark like a screen door in a hurricane, could we drop it now?”
How To Be a Truly Terrible Wingman (M | 11721 words by Wordsplat)
Prompt: “We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other. Let’s bang it out.”
Hashtag Finally (T | 15208 words by Wordsplat)
Tony doesn’t ever actually ask the Avengers to move into his house, steal his wifi, eat all his food, and become the best family he’s ever known. They do it anyway.
The Forever-Nighter (T | 3093 words by Wordsplat)
When Rhodey decides that Tony’s been slacking lately and drags him along to the gym, Tony’s fully prepared to duck right back out the door the first time Rhodey turns around. Then he sees Hot Blond Guy.
Wanderer (M | 1676 words by 51stCenturyFox)
Tony jerks away like he’s awakened to find himself taunting an alligator with a raw chicken, and almost falls on the floor.“You sleepwalked,” Steve says, stating the obvious,“into my bed.”
Captain !@#$*%& America (T | 8093 words by Wordsplat)
The first time Tony hears Steve swear, he’s pretty sure it’s a dream. The second time is a lot harder to dismiss, considering it’s the middle of the afternoon and they’re both clearly awake. After that, what else can Tony do but use science to get to the bottom of it?
TONY AND THE BOTS
Rom-Commed By Fate (Or JARVIS) (E | 14387 words by leashy_bebes)
The best thing about being an Artificial Intelligence is the ability to parse, filter and modify the things people say until you’ve got the cause to do exactly what you wanted in the first place. Or, in which JARVIS cock blocks Tony into having an actual relationship.
Run Program: DUM-E (M | 11223 words by Amuly)
Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.
Run Program: LIFE (M | 8505 words by Amuly)
DUM-E’s family keeps getting bigger every day. Times ahead may be hard, but DUM-E knows he’s up to the job of taking care of them all.
The Act of Creation Will Be Your Salvation (M | 84678 words by scifigirl47)
When Tony Stark was seventeen years old, he built his first AI. On that day, he ceased to be his father’s creation, and became a creating force in his own right.That one act likely saved his life, and not always in the most obvious ways.
SECRET IDENTITIES
Secrets of a Successful Marriage (E | 24118 words by valtyr)
Tony Stark lives a double life; he’s secretly the supervillain known as Iron Man. But his loving husband Steve has a few secrets of his own, as Tony is about to discover.
Toy Soldiers (E | 44241 words by copperbadge)
When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn’t expect it to lead to arelationship. Or that Tony would find out he’s not an art student during a SHIELD rescue mission in Afghanistan.
Meet Your Heroes (M | 3321 words by Wordsplat)
Tony gets rescued by a highly concerned, very handsy Captain America. This is confusing for a number of reasons.
I (created from fantasies) exist solely for you (T | 5595 words by Mizzy)
Six years ago, without the Avengers Initiative there to save the day, scientist Dr. Eric Selvig sacrificed himself to save the world, the almighty demi-god Thor was lost to a terrible storm, and vigilante Iron Man – spotted with a nuclear weapon trying to take advantage of the situation – was forever labelled an enemy of SHIELD.This is a comic book office AU, where Steve is defrosted a year too late, Thor has forgotten who he is, and no one knows Tony is Iron Man.Also includes: office pranks, inappropriate post-it notes, and superheroes who like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
How To Excel At Supervillainy (and lose your heart to America) (E | 13531 words by Zekkass)
And that’s how Tony’s supervillainy hobby got way way way complicated.
TIME TRAVEL/MULTIVERSE
A New Way For Us (M | 24435 words by ann2who)
They fight Thanos—and they’re losing. And before Tony knows what’s happening, he’s standing with Doctor Strange in front of the Eye of Agamotto and gets send back in time. Can he find a way to fix things this time around, or are they doomed to fall apart all over again?
The Twice-Told Tale
(E | 15789 words by arysteia)
For someone he’d hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony’s pretty sure it’s his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard’s expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he’s certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve’s. Steve’s pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that’s not hypocritical at all.
Unveil My Unsightly Heart (M | 43019 words by Mizzy)
Looking over an old prototype helicarrier for its future viability as a base for the Avengers should have just been a routine day full of bickering and non-adventure for Steve Rogers and Tony Stark.But when they’re catapulted into an alternate universe – where their alternate selves are married and battling with a mysterious threat – the two are forced to get over their differences in order to figure out what’s going on, before it’s too late.Because there’s more going on than meets the eye, and Steve and Tony falling in love might just be the most dangerous thing that can happen. Not just for one universe, but for all of them…
AMNESIA
The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark (M | 42327 words by jibrailis)
After contracting an Asgardian virus, Tony starts forgetting things. And people. And Steve.
FIX-ITS/EXPANDING ON CANON
As Sharp As Any Thorn (E | 47027 words by RurouniHime)
It’s four days to Christmas, there’s a city in shambles, and the nation is in mourning because of the actions of a single man.
A Partial Dictionary Of The 21st Century By Captain Steve Rogers, US Army (E | 13888 words by copperbadge)
Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.
1796 Broadway (M | 460220 words by rainproof, teaberryblue)
Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes. Put your phone down, Tony.
Ready, Fire, Aim (M | 4531 words by gyzym)
There’s no “I” in “Avenger.”
stony fic recs!
I know after Infinity War many of us are looking for fics to cheer us up, so I thought I’d share some of my favorite Steve/Tony fics! I’m always looking for more, so if you have any recs, feel free to leave a comment! For my other rec lists, look here.
SOULMATES
Soul Bomb (T | 1944 words by copperbadge)
Suddenly everyone in Manhattan has someone else’s voice in their head. Tony got Steve’s, for his sins.
Stand Back, I’m Going To Try Science (T | 2123 words by Good_News_Everyone)
Soulmates are a rare and cherished thing, a simple touch of hands bringing love that lasts forever. By all the rules of romance, they’re meant to wait for each other and to trust in the vagaries of fate to bring them together.
Tony’s never been good at waiting, and when he has science on his side, who needs fate?
When I Think (Oh, it Terrifies Me) (E | 8641 words by celli)
Look, some mornings you wake up and little green men are invading New York City; some mornings you wake up and you can hear Captain America’s voice in your head. Tony has been an Avenger long enough that he saves his freakout for important things.
FLUFF
Tony Stark and the Super Sleeper, or actually, Soldier (T | 3836 words by RurouniHime)
The one where Steve keeps falling asleep on Tony.
Truth (E | 7265 words by valtyr)
Captain America takes truth serum. Tony is all over that.
Toasted Buns (E | 47044 words by copperbadge, scifigirl47)
After seeing Tony naked and tanned – all over – in a decontamination shower, Steve realizes he may be in trouble. Tony, meanwhile, is definitely in trouble over those tabloid pictures of him sunbathing nude. The solution is clearly a tropical island getaway.
Indecent Proposal (T | 2592 words by gyzym, Siria)
On the plus side, marriage is bound to be easier than proposing.
we should just kiss like real people do
(T | 3102 words by theappleppielifestyle)
Hoodie-guy stops in front of Steve just as he snaps, “FINE, I want to bang Tony Stark like a screen door in a hurricane, could we drop it now?”
How To Be a Truly Terrible Wingman (M | 11721 words by Wordsplat)
Prompt: “We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other. Let’s bang it out.”
Hashtag Finally (T | 15208 words by Wordsplat)
Tony doesn’t ever actually ask the Avengers to move into his house, steal his wifi, eat all his food, and become the best family he’s ever known. They do it anyway.
The Forever-Nighter (T | 3093 words by Wordsplat)
When Rhodey decides that Tony’s been slacking lately and drags him along to the gym, Tony’s fully prepared to duck right back out the door the first time Rhodey turns around. Then he sees Hot Blond Guy.
Wanderer (M | 1676 words by 51stCenturyFox)
Tony jerks away like he’s awakened to find himself taunting an alligator with a raw chicken, and almost falls on the floor.“You sleepwalked,” Steve says, stating the obvious,“into my bed.”
Captain !@#$*%& America (T | 8093 words by Wordsplat)
The first time Tony hears Steve swear, he’s pretty sure it’s a dream. The second time is a lot harder to dismiss, considering it’s the middle of the afternoon and they’re both clearly awake. After that, what else can Tony do but use science to get to the bottom of it?
TONY AND THE BOTS
Rom-Commed By Fate (Or JARVIS) (E | 14387 words by leashy_bebes)
The best thing about being an Artificial Intelligence is the ability to parse, filter and modify the things people say until you’ve got the cause to do exactly what you wanted in the first place. Or, in which JARVIS cock blocks Tony into having an actual relationship.
Run Program: DUM-E (M | 11223 words by Amuly)
Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.
Run Program: LIFE (M | 8505 words by Amuly)
DUM-E’s family keeps getting bigger every day. Times ahead may be hard, but DUM-E knows he’s up to the job of taking care of them all.
The Act of Creation Will Be Your Salvation (M | 84678 words by scifigirl47)
When Tony Stark was seventeen years old, he built his first AI. On that day, he ceased to be his father’s creation, and became a creating force in his own right.That one act likely saved his life, and not always in the most obvious ways.
SECRET IDENTITIES
Secrets of a Successful Marriage (E | 24118 words by valtyr)
Tony Stark lives a double life; he’s secretly the supervillain known as Iron Man. But his loving husband Steve has a few secrets of his own, as Tony is about to discover.
Toy Soldiers (E | 44241 words by copperbadge)
When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn’t expect it to lead to arelationship. Or that Tony would find out he’s not an art student during a SHIELD rescue mission in Afghanistan.
Meet Your Heroes (M | 3321 words by Wordsplat)
Tony gets rescued by a highly concerned, very handsy Captain America. This is confusing for a number of reasons.
I (created from fantasies) exist solely for you (T | 5595 words by Mizzy)
Six years ago, without the Avengers Initiative there to save the day, scientist Dr. Eric Selvig sacrificed himself to save the world, the almighty demi-god Thor was lost to a terrible storm, and vigilante Iron Man – spotted with a nuclear weapon trying to take advantage of the situation – was forever labelled an enemy of SHIELD.This is a comic book office AU, where Steve is defrosted a year too late, Thor has forgotten who he is, and no one knows Tony is Iron Man.Also includes: office pranks, inappropriate post-it notes, and superheroes who like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
How To Excel At Supervillainy (and lose your heart to America) (E | 13531 words by Zekkass)
And that’s how Tony’s supervillainy hobby got way way way complicated.
TIME TRAVEL/MULTIVERSE
A New Way For Us (M | 24435 words by ann2who)
They fight Thanos—and they’re losing. And before Tony knows what’s happening, he’s standing with Doctor Strange in front of the Eye of Agamotto and gets send back in time. Can he find a way to fix things this time around, or are they doomed to fall apart all over again?
The Twice-Told Tale
(E | 15789 words by arysteia)
For someone he’d hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony’s pretty sure it’s his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard’s expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he’s certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve’s. Steve’s pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that’s not hypocritical at all.
Unveil My Unsightly Heart (M | 43019 words by Mizzy)
Looking over an old prototype helicarrier for its future viability as a base for the Avengers should have just been a routine day full of bickering and non-adventure for Steve Rogers and Tony Stark.But when they’re catapulted into an alternate universe – where their alternate selves are married and battling with a mysterious threat – the two are forced to get over their differences in order to figure out what’s going on, before it’s too late.Because there’s more going on than meets the eye, and Steve and Tony falling in love might just be the most dangerous thing that can happen. Not just for one universe, but for all of them…
AMNESIA
The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark (M | 42327 words by jibrailis)
After contracting an Asgardian virus, Tony starts forgetting things. And people. And Steve.
FIX-ITS/EXPANDING ON CANON
As Sharp As Any Thorn (E | 47027 words by RurouniHime)
It’s four days to Christmas, there’s a city in shambles, and the nation is in mourning because of the actions of a single man.
A Partial Dictionary Of The 21st Century By Captain Steve Rogers, US Army (E | 13888 words by copperbadge)
Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.
1796 Broadway (M | 460220 words by rainproof, teaberryblue)
Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes. Put your phone down, Tony.
Ready, Fire, Aim (M | 4531 words by gyzym)
There’s no “I” in “Avenger.”
Adventure time gold ass storyboards
Also this
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"I’m very concerned about my client’s right to a fair trial in this case. He’s being prejudiced by some statements that are being made by government officials. Like every other defendant, he’s entitled to a presumption of innocence. But unfortunately the way this has been handled so far his rights are being violated. And as you know, Your Honor, there’s a wealth of case law guaranteeing his rights to a fair trial, but none of the safeguards have been put in place yet here — in fact it’s just the opposite of what’s been happening.
He’s a young man, and he is being treated like a human pingpong ball between two warring jurisdictions here.
These federal and state prosecutors are coordinating with one another at the expense of him. They have conflicting theories in their indictment, and they are literally treating him like he is some sort of political fodder, like some sort of spectacle.
He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I’ve ever seen in my career. It was absolutely unnecessary. He’s been cooperative with law enforcement. He’d been in custody for over a week. He waived extradition. He was cooperative at all accounts. There was no reason for the NYPD and everybody to have these big assault rifles — that frankly I had no idea it was in their arsenal — and to have all the press there the media there. It was perfectly choreographed.
And what was the New York City Mayor doing at this press conference, Your Honor? That just made it utterly political. And as your honor knows under Loro v. Charles, the Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit has held it to be clearly established that these staged perp walks to the media unrelated to a legitimate law enforcement objective is unconstitutional. And I submit that there was zero law enforcement objective to do that sort of perp walk. There’s absolutely no need for that whatsoever.
And frankly, Your Honor, the mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence that he, too, is afforded dealing with his own issues. And, frankly, I submit that he was just trying to detract from those issues by making a spectacle of Mr. Mangione.
And there are consequences to this.
He has a right to a fair trial. And I just want to put on the record statements that the mayor made publicly about my client. Nothing saying “alleged” for example. And he said “I wanted to send a strong message with the police commissioner that we’re leading from the front. I’m not just going to allow him to come into our city. I wanted to look him in the eye and state ‘You carried out this terrorist act in my city, the city of New York that I love.’” And he wanted to show symbolism.
Your Honor, he’s not a symbol. He’s somebody who is afforded the right to a fair trial. He’s innocent until proven guilty. And the mayor was talking to jurors — future potential jurors that elected him. Those are the people that elected him that he is talking to and calling this man a terrorist.
So, Your Honor, I just want to make a record of this and put everyone on notice that this has to stop, and my client is entitled to a fair trial and the presumption of innocence."
From the CNN stream (weird video)
it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world
Seventeen’s Birth Charts
S.Coups - 08/08/95 Sun - Leo Moon - Capricorn Mercury - Leo Venus - Leo Mars - Libra Jupiter - Sagittarius Saturn - Pisces Uranus - Capricorn Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Scorpio Lilith - Cancer
Jeonghan - 04/10/95 Sun - Libra Moon - Aquarius Mercury - Libra Venus - Libra Mars - Scorpio Jupiter - Sagittarius Saturn - Pisces Uranus - Capricorn Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Scorpio Lilith - Gemini
Joshua - 30/12/95 Sun - Capricorn Moon - Taurus Mercury - Capricorn Venus - Aquarius Mars - Capricorn Jupiter - Sagittarius Saturn - Pisces Uranus - Capricorn Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Gemini
Jun - 10/06/96 Sun - Gemini Moon - Aries Mercury - Taurus Venus - Gemini Mars - Taurus Jupiter - Capricorn Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Cancer
Hoshi - 15/06/96 Sun - Gemini Moon - Gemini Mercury - Gemini Venus - Gemini Mars - Gemini Jupiter - Capricorn Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Cancer
Wonwoo - 17/07/96 Sun - Cancer Moon - Leo Mercury - Leo Venus - Gemini Mars - Gemini Jupiter - Capricorn Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Leo
Woozi - 22/11/96 Sun - Sagittarius Moon - Aries Mercury - Sagittarius Venus - Libra Mars - Virgo Jupiter - Capricorn Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Leo
Seokmin - 18/02/97 Sun - Aquarius Moon - Cancer Mercury - Aquarius Venus - Aquarius Mars - Libra Jupiter - Aquarius Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Leo
Mingyu - 06/04/97 Sun - Aries Moon - Pisces Mercury - Taurus Venus - Aries Mars - Virgo Jupiter - Aquarius Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Virgo
Minghao - 07/11/97 Sun - Scorpio Moon - Aquarius Mercury - Scorpio Venus - Capricorn Mars - Sagittarius Jupiter - Aquarius Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Libra
Seungkwan - 16/01/98 Sun - Capricorn Moon - Virgo Mercury - Capricorn Venus - Capricorn Mars - Aquarius Jupiter - Aquarius Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Libra
Vernon - 18/02/98 Sun - Aquarius Moon - Scorpio Mercury - Aquarius Venus - Capricorn Mars - Pisces Jupiter - Pisces Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Aquarius Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Libra
Chan - 11/02/99 Sun - Aquarius Moon - Leo Mercury - Aquarius Venus - Capricorn Mars - Pisces Jupiter - Pisces Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Aquarius Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Libra
pinned post babey
hi! i'm felix. i write fanfiction. i like to pretend it's about the power of vulnerability or the ways that toxic masculinity makes us weak but mostly it's about making spider-man and deadpool kiss.
you may know me from:
-gunpowder and firewood - a grindr AU and the first fic i ever wrote
-tap out whenever - gay chicken (gone wrong) (gone sexual)
-it's just a prank, bro - prank war (gone wrong) (gone sexual)
projects i'm proudest of:
-what's the sitch? - late night hurt/comfort best experienced at 4am
-star-crossed - a soulmate AU with a PWP twist
-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like %@$&*mas - a chanukah hallmark movie where peter is jewish and wade is a goyish grinch
wips i'm working on:
-the time of miracles - a die hard AU with a gender-bent sinister six
-silence is golden (webbing is silver) - a soulmate AU but it's dark and enemies-to-lovers
-scenes from a rooftop - candy-sweet drabbles that make you want to puke
my main blog is @puzzled-on-main if you want to hear my scalding hot takes on things other than fanfic and comic books, and i'm replyhazy on discord.
pinned post babey
hi! i'm felix. i write fanfiction. i like to pretend it's about the power of vulnerability or the ways that toxic masculinity makes us weak but mostly it's about making spider-man and deadpool kiss.
you may know me from:
-gunpowder and firewood - a grindr AU and the first fic i ever wrote
-tap out whenever - gay chicken (gone wrong) (gone sexual)
-it's just a prank, bro - prank war (gone wrong) (gone sexual)
projects i'm proudest of:
-what's the sitch? - late night hurt/comfort best experienced at 4am
-star-crossed - a soulmate AU with a PWP twist
-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like %@$&*mas - a chanukah hallmark movie where peter is jewish and wade is a goyish grinch
wips i'm working on:
-the time of miracles - a die hard AU with a gender-bent sinister six
-silence is golden (webbing is silver) - a soulmate AU but it's dark and enemies-to-lovers
-scenes from a rooftop - candy-sweet drabbles that make you want to puke
my main blog is @puzzled-on-main if you want to hear my scalding hot takes on things other than fanfic and comic books, and i'm replyhazy on discord.
Do you know of any fics under 10k that aren’t too angsty? ❤️
Hi anon, I most certainly do! Thanks so much for sending this ask, I was super excited when I saw it because I’m always happy to celebrate short fics - they could use more appreciation! I’ve wanted to do a proper shorts reclist for a while so I indulged myself and went big, hope you don’t mind! Putting this together was quite hard - going through my bookmarks I realized that I usually go for angsty shorts 💀 so I tried my best not to include anything too extreme, I hope these are okay!
This became a lil monster with 40 recs (and I have lots more hehe) so I decided to sort them by genre - the last category includes light angst (more on the contemplative side) because I can’t help myself. Shout-out to @tackytigerfic for giving me a 2nd opinion and helping me polish this - and for being a darling in general. Happy readings!
ROMANCE/COMFORT
1. Sun Stroke by @peachpety (2020, E, 3k)
Warm, sexy and wholesome, this fic makes my heart soar with the magical beach setting, amazing friendship dynamics and the sweet get together with a delicious side of smut!
2. oxygen [Fic & Art] by @maesterchill (2020, T, 4k)
Tentative acquaintances become something more over a shared smoke at the balcony. Sexy, mature, deliciously atmospheric and full of promise - plus Healer Draco is always a treat!
3. Catch the Snitch (No, Catch My Heart) by @prolix- (2020, E, 4.5k)
Gorgeous bath fic where Harry and Draco just... take care of each other. The raw emotion packed here! Lush and vivid build up with stunning body worship, hot and intimate and breathtaking.
4. Thermodynamic Equilibrium by DorthyAnn (2017, T, 5k)
This quiet comfort fic gives our boys some well deserved healing through physical touching and late night companionship. Love the 8th year atmosphere, soothing and familiar.
5. Blue Sky Is Living Here Today by ignatiustrout (2018, G, 5k)
The loveliest kid fic you’ll see today - real characters, gentle longing, soft understanding. It’s a joy to watch dad Draco through Harry’s smitten eyes, as he realizes there’s no rush to live that love.
6. Gravity Centered by @carpemermaidtales (2019, E, 6.7k)
Possibly my favorite Quidditch fic, this has an original premise and amazing Drarry dynamics, casual and organic, sassy and familiar, with a perfect lil twist at the end!
7. Up The by @shiftylinguini (2018, E, 7.5k)
One of the funniest PWPs I’ve ever read, clever and charming with easy banter and delicious smut. A sweet and sexy glimpse into the Drarry married life! Cw Mpreg
8. And a Malfoy in a Pear Tree by lauren3210 (2015, E, 8k)
Sweet sweet coffee shop Christmas romance! Love the light and fun atmosphere, the easy banter and cute wooing while supportive Ron cheers in the background, what a treat!
9. Ice Snakes, Glow-worms and Wolverine Stew by khalulu (2015, M, 8.4k)
Khalulu writes the softest Drarry, it never fails to put a smile on my face. This has a gentle and sweet get together, with lovely slow burn, a gorgeous San Francisco setting and matchmaker Kreacher 💗
10. Life goes not backward by @shealwaysreads (2020, T, 8.8k)
This delicate comfort fic has a special way to tug at my heartstrings - a gorgeous tale about found family and the unexpected wonders of life. Gentle, magical and breathtaking in its simplicity.
HUMOUR
11. in charge by @bonesliketambourines (2020, E, 2.4k)
The ultimate brat Draco, bossy and confident and absolutely gorgeous with his long hair and impossible snark. Charming and funny, this packs so much character and domestic bliss under 3k! Perfect spoiled Draco is perfect.
12. The Morning After by birdsofshore, capitu (2015, M, 5.3k)
This is hysterical and so delightfully creative - Draco exploring Harry’s kitchen and charming a prudish appliance is the kind of cute, silly endeavor I need with my morning coffee!
13. The Spoiling of Sex From Enthusiastic Ignorance by @cibeewastaken (2020, E, 6k)
I’m impossibly enamored with Cibee’s drama queen Draco and his passionate missions! This time he’s decided to get some good diq, and the dialogue and mutual pining will make you smile from beginning to end.
14. All Tied Up by MyNameIsThunder (2020, M, 6k)
This is a secret relationship delight! Sneaking around gets so much better when dramatic Blaise is losing his shit to protect the Council of Serpents’ integrity! A+ faux-drama, super fun and sweet.
15. Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (2016, E, 6.2k)
My favorite brand of thirsty and chaotic Draco; being inside his mind is such a crazy ride and you won’t stop laughing for a second. Amazing dialogue and insanely scorching smut as per loveglows’ usual 🤤
16. Sex Ed for Aurors by curiouslyfic (2010, M, 8.7k)
This is a Harry triumph, so fun and charming! Here he’s the one chaotic and thirsty, for a change - I’m obsessed with his internal ranting under the lust potion. Brilliant narrative and top notch characterization, a classic!
17. Ferocious Determination, Insufficient Deliberation, and a Slightly Wrong Destination by Faith Wood (2012, E, 9.5k)
Drunk Draco has never been so absurd and I LOVE it! This goes from hilarious to vulnerable and sweet in a heartbeat; pining Draco is a precious thing and Harry’s gentle persistence made my heart swell.
18. Stand Back: I'm About to Perform Archaeology by Blowfish_Diaries (2018, E, 9.7k)
This fic could definitely use more appreciation - I had a blast with Draco’s hilarious voice and their cute married banter! The plot is quite original and I love the 8th year domestic vibes.
19. The Full Monty by @magpiefngrl (2017, E, 9.8k)
The calendar fic we deserve 👏🏻 this is ultimate thirsty Draco being completely obliterated by Harry’s casual attractiveness but mostly by his kind heart and big smile. One of my favorite comfort reads, hilarious, sweet and so damn sexy, the full monty combo is here!
20. Aural Gratification by birdsofshore (2014, E, 10k)
This fic is a classic, charming and hysterical with an adorable Harry thirsting over Draco’s smooth voice. Such an original concept and engaging read, not to mention the rewarding shade of smut!
SMUT
21. Tense by Faith Wood (2013, E, 3k)
Me, reading smut for the dialogue? It’s more likely than you think 😂 this fic is hilarious and hot all at once, with perfect banter and clever dialogue, really a smut triumph!
22. Under Your Skin by @p1013 (2020, Explicit, 4k)
Great premise and the sexiest build up, ugh so much teasing and anticipation as pierced Draco takes Auror Harry’s control away 🔥kudos at the A+ twist and promising ending!
23. The Slytherin Urn by @icmezzo (2015, E, 4.6k)
This fic’s geniality slaps me in the face, what a fascinating concept! Redemption kink and magical theory walk together as Harry loses his mind over competent Draco doing some badass curse-breaking ritual.
24. Once Bitten by Frayach (2012, E, 5.6k)
Still one of the hottest things I’ve ever read, lush and raw and absolutely breathtaking. Dark and tender at once, it explores biting kink with unapologetic precision and I love that!
25. Matched Set by astolat (2016, E, 5.7k)
One of my faves by the genius astolat, this is a perfect mix of hot size kink, A+ dirty talk and a brilliant and nuanced plot showing how Harry navigates his post-war reality. A must-read!
26. Teeth by @amelior8or (2020, E, 6k)
This fic is an emotional rollercoaster and goes from light-hearted and casual to vulnerable and tender in a second. Hot and intimate feat scorching wall sex, gut-punching lines and enthusiastic consent🔥
27. Born Slippy by @dracoladon (2020, E, 8.3k)
My favorite clubbing fic ever, clever and sensual, a master class in UST including the drunk haze confusion and panty kink as a treat! I can’t even talk about this fic without blushing 😳
28. The Page Eleven Wars by fireflavored (2010, E, 8.5k)
Competitive boys fighting for dominance both in bed and at the gossip column’s first page This is peak enemies to lovers: witty banter, hot smut screaming switching rights and feisty stubborn idiots finally getting over their asses.
29. The Things They Never Say by @bixgirl1 (2017, E, 9k)
Angry porn with (many) feels, this feels like a punch to the solar plexus. The explosive Drarry chemistry gives way to something quieter and gentler and full of longing, ugh but it aches so good. Absolutely exquisite!
30. Sweet Indulgence by @the-sinking-ship (2020, E, 10k)
The title says it all; this is a lush and charming read, with chaotic but nuanced Draco pining over authoritative, edgy Harry 😳 steaming pent up tension that culminates in glorious semi-public smut, is your body ready?
CONTEMPLATIVE/SOFT ANGST
31. Sharing a Pack by sugar_screw (2016, E, 2.7k)
A fully fleshed-out love story in less than 3k, with complex characters and powerful feels. Raw, poignant and unbelievably romantic.
32. Still Life by orphan_account (2019, M, 3k)
A superb and gut-punching story where Harry realizes all the little things that make Draco so very different from him - and falls in love anyway. Powerful in its simplicity and concise elegance.
33. Harmony (Left-Handed Melody Remix) by mindabbles (2010, M, 5.8k)
Draco finds his way post-war and Harry meets him in the middle. Aching and bittersweet but also hopeful, with a delicious side of coconut cake, Harry in black robes and Romeo & Juliet as soundtrack.
34. Let Me Have You and I'll Let You Save Me by Frayach (2012, M, 6k)
Enemies to lovers deluxe version! Come and feast on this original narrative, amazingly clever, rich and detailed, telling us an unlikely but inevitable love story.
35. A Pain of Our Choosing by @lqtraintracks (2020, E, 6k)
Broken boys fucking through their issues and healing together during the post-war is so my jam! A+ LQT goodness, this fic is evocative and quietly devastating, but full of feels and hope.
36. Our Little Life by @tackytigerfic (2020, M, 7k)
I’ve screamed about this brilliant fic recently; inventive, poignant and utterly romantic, this fic shows all the ways in which Harry and Draco find each other across space and time.
37. the keys to your kingdom by thistle_verse (2016, E, 7.5k)
A beautiful love story packing an impressive amount of character, conflict and emotion. We are invited to witness as work partners Harry and Draco finally take a leap of faith and grow out of their casual arrangement.
38. Clear As Mud by scoradh (2005, M, 9.8k)
Subtle and heart-wrenching, the sharp and clever narrative creates fascinating dynamics between this brilliantly written Draco and poor oblivious Harry trying to make sense out of it. An all-time fave. Cw: infidelity (not Drarry).
39. fine i'll hold my breath / til i forget it's complicated by teatrolley (2015, E, 10k)
Fucks buddies gone wrong but make it soft so we get to watch as pining Draco patiently waits for Harry to get the memo. Sweet and intimate, with lots of late night talks and comfortable silence.
40. Tidings of Comfort series by @blamebrampton (2012, G, 10k)
Quietly cathartic and atmospheric, this fic is a poignant balm to the soul; such a beautiful tone, such lovely interactions! A must-read for those who enjoy church settings, honest talks and redeemed Draco. All-time fave.
✖️ S I L E N C E ✖️
I'm scared
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Bakugou: Oh, I see. You think you’re cute?!
Kaminari: Actually, I think I’m just so-so. But I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.
One of my ship dynamic trends is annoying x annoyed but they switch
my loves are getting the respect and attention they DESERVE
REMATCH TIME BITCHESS
reblog for largest sample size?
resting bitch face? more like resting pretty face
