Loki Theory

The hero shows up at the villain’s doorstep one night. They’re shivering, bleeding, scared. There’s also a slightly dazed look in their eyes– they were drugged. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, they mumble “…didn’t know where else to go…” then collapse into the villain’s arms.

So… *checks box*

Talking about trees, any other ADHD coping mechanisms we’d like to discuss today?

small writing exercises

make up an origin and meaning of a name

write a family history going back centuries

pick a character and make them ramble about their favorite thing

make up a fable, pretend it’s as famous as the Grimm fairytales. how does this fable affect the world and what would people reference from it? (i love this one because it can be as crazy and silly as you want)

make a commercial for something that really shouldn’t be sold at all. try to convince people to buy it.

ACRONYMS. but, like, try to have it make sense

make a poem about your story/something in your story

rewrite a classic but put your own twist on it

make up a detailed recipe

make a monologue with a plot twist or punchline in the end

create a ridiculously detailed timeline for a character

childhood memory (real one or make it up!)

improv rap lyrics

the story behind an inside joke

make up a mythical creature

pretend to be a commentary youtuber and pick a topic

the what if? pick a story and create an alternate ending to it

pick one scenario and several characters. how different are the reactions based on their personalities?

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

by sad_yeehaw

“I have an announcement to make,” Tony said, getting up from his chair and shushing everyone around him. He was situated at one head of the table, and some of the avengers noticed the empty spot to his left, but didn’t question it. “Tonight is a very special Avengers Family Dinner™, since we have a new member joining us. Underoos, please come out of wherever you’re hiding, please.”

When Mr. Stark finished his sentence, Peter did a backflip off the ceiling where he was hiding, and landed behind Tony, making a few people jump. His mentor smiled and stepped to the side, pushing the teenager in front for everybody to see.

He was a bit intimidated by the amount of eyes on him, but he still needed to introduce himself. He swallowed hard and started talking.

“Um… Hi, everyone. I’m Peter Parker, but you might know me as Spider-man.”

or

peter is invited to the avengers family dinner, which is pretty eventful, to say the least.

Words: 790, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of the spiderling meets the rest of the team

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man), Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Loki (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), T'Challa (Marvel), Vision (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, James “Rhodey” Rhodes

Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner/Thor, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker & Thor, Loki & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Shuri, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Clint Barton & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Vision, Wanda Maximoff & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Sam Wilson, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Scott Lang & Peter Parker, Scott Lang/Hope Van Dyne, Peter Parker & Hope Van Dyne, Peter Parker & T'Challa, Peter Parker & James “Rhodey” Rhodes

Additional Tags: woah that was too many relationships and characters, that took me a while, whatever, okay, this is the first fanfic i have written since 2015, when i wrote shit on wattpad, Hopefully it isn’t too bad, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Parent Tony Stark, morgan doesn’t exist bc i can’t write small children, I’m Sorry, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, BAMF Natasha Romanov, BAMF Peter Parker, BAMF Bucky Barnes, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Not Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie) Compliant, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Not Spider-Man: Far From Home Compliant, i can’t tag, How Do I Tag, this is gonna be bad oof, tony nat and loki are alive because i said so

The only bad gf you can have is one that doesn’t love and respect you. Otherwise they are all perfect

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

Democrats: alright we finally did it, Trumps been impeached. Time for a trial in the-

Republicans: lol yeah about that trial. It’s not gonna be fair or anything, we’ve already made up our minds and there’s gonna be like, 0 witnesses

Democrats: oh? Ok then. If that’s the case then I guess we’ll just hold on to these *pockets articles of impeachment*

Republicans:

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

Love ya friend

Love ya too beautiful💕