Making them related is so entertaining, I love HPHM, I played it since the game's first released and I'm still stuck in year 5.
Litany trying her best, alright?
Mondstadt big three
I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~
Funny how a mass arrest goes completely under the radar when it's mostly teens, right?
i hate the commercial i see on tumblr with the guy and the elongated torso to look at his 24 pack abs
has someone done this yet
Your Straight Venomous series brought joy to my shriveled little heart. đ If you are taking requests could you please do something with bat fam about how they would navigate finding out the grumpy coroner who helps them on cases, and they pine over is a vampire (wears sunglasses constantly, always hangry, routinely dents drywall, drinks weird red smoothies) and they have to help the poor dear overcome her beastly nature and only they can help her yadda delusional but well intentioned yadda
A/N: Okay so happy to hear youâre enjoying my work thank you so so much for your comments đâ€ïž Tw//blood, dead bodies mentioned, canon typical violence, I hope you enjoy this was so fun to Write!! Aged up Damian as always
So big bad Bruce is the first of our yans to fall and it has a lot to do with your mysterious/grumpy nature
He seeâs himself in you a bit, with all the brooding and the solitude
You had a reputation amongst the medical community, poor attitude, never socializing, but your knowledge on the subject of death was unmatched so he sought you out one day
Most people try to butter up the dark knight but not you, you treated him as any other, if not an occasional nuisance, which only deepened his ever growing interest
It isnât easy to distract a man like Bruce, but you did. He spends a lot of time trying to figure you out, sure heâs met people unaffected by death and dead bodies before but youâre on a different level
You haul cadavers around like itâs nothing, discus decay and rot like itâs the weather, and he could have sworn heâs seen you bend a scalpel in a moment of frustration.
Soon Dick hears about you and just has to check you out, it wasnât often Bruce spoke of âwork friendsâ so you had to be something special right? First time he stops by is just for an introduction but he ends up to enamored with your cool collected vibe he stays until your shifts up
Dickie boy has no idea somethingâs up with you beside the fact that your snark and demeanor got him kicking his feet at the thought of ya, reminds you of a gnat in the way heâs always around. He tried to play it off as work in the beginning but eventually dropped the charade to hang out, he starts bringing you lunch
Heâs looks so heartbroken when you donât eat and as annoying as he is you indulge him with a few sips of coffee now and then, if only to get that kicked puppy look off his face. Heâd always ask you what you wanted to eat and each time youâd give him a shrug muttering something about a strict diet
When he finds out he goes from offering take out to offering himself, comically draping his body across the cold table, his fingers teasing across his veins, his face would be like âđâ the whole time
He asks Tim to give him access to the cameras in your workspace, just trying to see who heâs working with he says(yeah right)
Easily enough Tim has access to you at anytime and it starts off as a pure curiosity thing, then he finds himself watching you during his free time, fascinated with your peculiar habits, growing more and more frustrated, because all too quickly the screen wasnât enough, he needed to be in the room
It comes to a head for dear Timmy when he sees you take Dick up on one of his many offers, your mouth latched to his wrist and despite the grainy footage, he could see the enjoyment on Dickâs face. Definitely breaks the mug he was holding because why does he get to have all the fun?
The whole undead thing doesnât phase him nearly as much as you feeding on his predecessor, and not for the reasons youâd think like heâs up and down jealous
Introduces himself officially to you not long after, out of everyone heâs the person with the same sleep schedule as you, leaving ample room for late night bonding but unlike them he doesnât bother with the âIâm here for work thingâ he befriends you as Red Robin and as soon as he can heâs confessing his identity, hoping his baring of the soul will lead to your own
Sure he already knows everything but he wants to hear it from your mouthđ„ș
Bruce confronts you one day, having long since put the pieces together, stresses the idea that youâre safe with him and how heâs on your side, that heâd help you in anyway as long as you werenât running around killing folks, the blood drinking does cause him unease only because if anyone else caught on heâs sure youâd be targeted.
Your assurance doesnât do much to quell his anxieties, because yes you know what youâre talking about, it didnât take him long to discover your nature, so whoâs to say no one else will?
Is adamant in you not killing, when you explain that you source your food from your job he unclenches a bit, but not much
He wonât be satisfied until youâre living at the manor where he can keep a watchful eye on you but you donât need to know that until he has your room ready
In the midst of all this Jason stumbles into your life quite literally. You found him in an alleyway drawn to the thick sent of blood in the air, he was leaned against the trash, his helmet still on, and with a sigh you hauled him over your shoulder and brought him to work
It took a few sips of your blood for his body to start to mend and he awoke soon after. You werenât worried about him turning since heâd need to die immediately after consuming it but I digress
You were the last thing he seen before he knocked out, and the first thing he seen waking up, you hit him with a âGlad youâre not dead now beat it.â and a small smirk and the man was a goner
He tries to repay you in many ways, one by not being nosey but come on could you blame him? Not only did you lift him like he was nothing but his wounds were completely gone, he figured you were just a meta with healing abilities and that was good enough for him
Another way is he appoints himself your personal bodyguard, at first watching from a distance, just making sure his guardian angel was safe, and then he seen Bruce leaving your office one night and positively looses it
How dare he try to creep up on the best thing in Jasonâs world??đĄ you were his Angel(like bae youâre the one late to the party but go off ig)
He storms in about to demand how you know the old bastard and warn you about him only to see you necking the fuck out a blood bag, Iâm talking fangs out eyes glowing, you should have been terrifying but he has stars in his eyes
Youâre exhausted at this point just dying to go home and sleep it all off when in storms Red (in all his excitement he forgot to introduce himself so itâs his name in your head) and just when you think youâre gonna have to eat a vigilante heâs throwing off his helmet and lecturing you about âFuckinâ around with that old manâ and how you were bound to be caught and how heâd have you thrown in Arkham for your nature and-
You tuned him out, slowing blinking at the man, because to you this was your second meeting, and he sounded genuinely concerned about your well-being, you chocked it up to saving him and brushed all his worries off with a shrug
âI think I can handle the Bat Red.â
His lil heart went boom at the nickname and heâs in full on question mode
âHow often do you uh, eat?â As often as I want âDo you burn in the sun?â No but it is uncomfortable âDo you want some of me?â Uh sure
And just like that you have three people practically begging to be your food, sure having this many people know your secret was dangerous but you had a feeling they werenât about to rat you out
Damian is our last domino to fall and itâs entirely Bruceâs fault.
He tried and succeeded for a while, at keeping you away from Damian, not because he didnât trust you, but he knew his son well enough to know heâd see you as the threat you were.
Bruce knew Damian wouldnât trust you and may even expose you, so he kept it on the low.
But one cannot simply hide something from the Damian Wayne
He knows somethingâs up with his family and he intends to get to the bottom of it.
Heâs overheard his father and Alfred making plans to build something, some sort of containment room, heâs seen the hearts in Graysonâs eyes when he spoke of his ânew friendâ when Tim was around his eyes were glued to his phone, torn between watching something and eagerly texting someone Jason had stopped coming around the manor, granted he wasnât there a lot but to ghost them like that? Something was up
He manages to tail his father one night, blending in seamlessly with the shadows, lurking like the goblin he is, only to be disappointed
You were just some coroner. A random citizen with nothing of note on your record. You were utterly normal and he left with more questions than answers. Is all but ready to abandon this investigation until he spots Grayson sliding in through one of the windows
And Drake showing up at 2 in the morning out of costume
And Todd walking you home.
He knew he needed to find an opening to size you up in person but damn was it hard with someone at your side constantly. He was surprised they hadnât run into one another considering they didnât go a day without visiting.
And as if the heavens were listening his father was called away for league business, Grayson was reluctantly pulled to Bludhaven, Drake was watching one half of Gotham while Damian was entrusted the other, and Todd was nowhere to be seen.
Almost like the city knew the Knight was out of town, all the crazies were out and about, heâd been working his way through the streets, calling in a few arrest here and there before finding himself at your office.
You lift your head at him surprised at his entrance but also having met the rest, you figured heâd find his way to you one way or another.
âYouâre that Robin guy right? What do you want.â You sighed out sure he was here for a case.
He glared at you through his mask, his hands firm at his side as he strode to the reception desk you sat behind.
âHere on official business. I have questions and demand answers. Itâs in your best interest to comply.â
âOh you demand them?â You laughed âOkay Iâm in a good mood, what can I do for ya.â The way you were absolutely unbothered got under his skin fast but before he could start his interrogation the chaos from outside spilled in the room in the form of three armed idiots in ski maskâs.
The threat on the manâs lips died out as he stared at the brooding man before him. His eyes widened but he cleared his throat
âNobody do nothinâ stupid, we just want the money and everybody gets to go home nice and alive.â You shared a look with Robin as if to say âare these mfâs seriousâ before the man was pointing his gun at you
You couldnât help but laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation. âDude we donât even have a register in here, why hit a morgue of all places?â A genuine smile found its way to your face as you hoped over the counter, only being stopped by the arm suddenly thrown across your chest.
âWe were in the middle of a conversation, so Iâll make this quick. You stay back.â He left no room for arguments and no sooner than the words left his lips was he disarming the first man, definitely breaking his nose as he easily disassembled the weapon. The other two looked at each other before taking aim
Damian turned to take cover and throw you back behind the table only to find you missing, the first shot rang out just barely missing him, the second definitely hit something but it wasnât him, through the smoke and rubble of what used to be your desk he could make out the screams of the assailants, only for them to be cut short.
Leaping up from his crouched position he took in the sight of you dropping one of them, the body sliding down the wall left a trail of red behind it, the remaining man was slumped at your feet, his expression twisted permanently into a scream. His brows furrowed
now he was sure something was wrong with you but underneath that and the bitterness of taking his chance to show off, was gratitude, youâd taken a shot for him- holy shit you took a shot for him.
The only evidence of this was the bloodied hole in the side of your shirt, he watched you crack your neck before leaning down with a groan, your glasses had been destroyed in the little scuffle much to your annoyance.
âOkay so where were we? You had some questions right?â Youâd say nonchalantly picking up both bodies and making your way down into the morgue. And despite his instincts heâd follow you down, more curious than ever.
Youâd answer every question he had with honesty, unashamed of your nature, and happy to share your thoughts and feelings as his questions never seemed to stop.
From that day forward heâd begrudgingly pop in to see you, telling you he was only there to make sure you didnât lose it one day, and if you did heâd be the one to put you down, but you both knew he wanted to be there
Is both disgusted and disappointed you havenât asked him to feed like,,, yuck heâd never but also how dare you not ask he knows heâd taste good đĄ
Donât ever let him find out you feed on the others as he will pitch a full blown man-fit
Once they realize theyâre all pining after the same dark creature itâs pure anarchy at first, then Bruce makes the wise suggestion that youâre safer with them all working together rather than separate and sorry babes but youâre d o n e
You only ever get your food from one of them, they refuse to let you kill(not that you were out here doing itđ) and take shifts accompanying you, bidding their time until itâs safe to take you home
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How would the yandere Hashira react to their Darling (who's also a hasira) coming home severely Injured and they were trying to hide it cause they knew if they were seen that injured their "partner" would force them to retire?
Kyujuro
âWhere are they?â The loud voice made you freeze in mid step, knowing that you were busted. Of course Shinobu would send a letter out to Kyujuro, not knowing of the tendencies he has when it comes to you. No one knew, because no one believed you. Kyujuro was the perfect Angel, the perfect man. Who would ever believe anything he has done to you?ïżŒ
âKy-â
âFirelily.â He was pissed, you knew that. His eyes didnât hesitate to scan over your body; seeing the bandages covering your body. When you tried to look over at one of the butterfly girls for help, his hand moved his haori to block them from you. âWe talked about this.â
He said with the sweet smile on his face, hiding the anger easily. It terrified you; wondering what awaited for you. Silently cussing Shinobu for sending him a letter, but know she was just wanting to help. âI-I know but-â
âDo you know what I would have done if I lost you?â You flinched at hearing him, looking down at hearing the concern in his voice. Even with him treating you awfully, you could never deny that he cares for you. Truly he does, just in his toxic way. âI thought-â
âYou thought? Baby, love of my life, thisâŠâ He stepped closer to you, lifting your chin to stare at him. âThis is why you donât think. This is why you need to depend on me and only me. I can take care of you, I can protect you.â
âK-â
âThereâs no arguing. Letâs go. Now.â
Shinobu
âOh sweetheart.â You had no where to go but to her place; she had all the medical supplies and you could die without getting your injuries checked. Tears slipped over your face, staring at the woman who was giving you that innocent smile and letting you know just how much you were in trouble.
âI-I-â
âHush now sweetheart; we donât want you to waste your precious energy.â Shinobu had already decided that she was going to take you out of commission when you returned for the fact she didnât like to be separated from you. But this⊠This made her realize just how much you needed to stop fighting demons.
You tried to struggle when she wrapped you in her arms, ignoring her sweet shushing. There was a sharp point to the back of your neck; sedatives kicking into your system while you began to slump forward in her arms. âThere there, rest easy my love. Iâll take care of everything for you.â
Giyuu
This is the one that you could hide the easiest from. Mostly because he doesnât know how to show his feelings; all the craziness is just bottling up more and more because he doesnât know how to release it until it just cracks.
Like now.
âB-babeâŠ?â He whispered, lowering the sword from his hand. There was a crash that made him panic in thinking there was a demon, but it was only you on the kitchen. Blue eyes were focused on the wounds crawling up your skin; poking out from poorly wrapped bandages. âItâs n-â
âDonât⊠Dont tell me that this is nothing!!â He exclaimed, raising his voice and making you jump lightly. Youâve never heard him yell at you before, the sword digging into the wooden floor as he marched over to you. You backed up, trying to put the chair between the two of you and grabbing back on the cabinet. After being taken and forced to live with the hashira, this⊠this is the time youâve honestly felt nervous of him. Youâve never seen him act like this before so you didnât know how to predict what he was gonna do.
âWhy did you even go?â He demanded, putting his hands on the table. You opened your mouth to answer, but Giyuu knew you. He knew what your answer would be. âWho gives a fuck about those people? You⊠You are the only thing I care about! I donât care if all those people die!â
You couldnât believe what you were hearing. A hashira, a demon slayer, not caring about the lives at stake. Giyuu looked at your wounds again. âThe thought of losing you⊠No⊠I wonâtâŠâ
He shook his head; making his way over to you and grabbed your arm before you could stop him. He tightened his arm when you tried to wiggle out of his grasp while he pulled you back to the bedrooms. âYouâre no longer allowed to step out of this house, I wonât lose you too.â
Sanemi
âBabe, Iâm back home.â He announced loudly, kicking off his shoes by the door while he put his katana on the table. Pale purple eyes immediately shot toward the direction of your shared room at hearing the crash, his hands only slamming open the door seconds later.
You were trying to collect the broken shards of a medicine jar, the medicine spilled over the floor. Sanemi narrowed his eyes, wondering why you need the medicine jar in the first place and his eyes turned to look at the bloodied bandies where you were sitting.
âS-say something!â You yelled out; the silence was pressuring for you- making it feel like you couldnât breath. Sanemi was never quiet, so to know he was standing there and just⊠watching you; the thought terrified you. Your body flinched when he stopped in front of you, crouching down before his hand lifted up your jaw roughly. âWhat happened?â
âD-demonâŠâ
âDemonâŠâ He mused as if it was some joke, then stood up. Your eyes widened as you watched him walk toward the door. âWha-what? What are you doing?â
âIâm going to to talk to the master.â Your eyes widened at hearing that, quickly running toward him and flinched when you felt him grab you. His arm wrapped around your throat, locking his arm as he held you close. âDonât fight against me, Iâm not gonna let you go out on missions anymore. From hear on, youâre dead. Iâm gonna go tell the master that I found your body and youâre gonna spend out your days here. By my side. Understand it?â
You tried to argue with him, but Sanemi kept a hold on you till you passed out. Immediately taking his hand off, fingers pressing against your neck to check if you were okay and put you in bed. He tucked you in, thumb brushing over your cheek. âI do this because I love you.â
Tengen
*Before his own retirement
âThereâs my darling!!â Tengen cheered excitedly, sliding in front of you with a large grin. Your eyes widened; not expecting to see the hashira home yet since he wasnât due to be back for another three days. Three days you would have time to clean up, but his smile dropped when he saw the blood on you.
âDarling, what is this?â He narrowed his eyes at you, making you quickly try to wipe the blood from your skin. âI-itâs nothing.â
âThis doesnât look like nothing.â He even put quotations on the word, hand reaching out to grab your arm. You winced are the pain spiking up your dislocated arm. âSee! This is what Iâm talking about!â
âLord Tengen, Iâm f-â
âDonât. If you finish that sentence I will lose my goddamned mind.â He pulled you closer, putting his hand on your lower back to guide you into the house. You looked down at the wives were watching you; they didnât dare to step out to say anything when Tengen was angry like this. No one could win with him.
âHey! Wait! What are you doing?!â You exclaimed as the shackle was put around your ankle; trying to tug it out from his grasp. âWhat do you think?â
âL-Lord Tengen, I thought we moved on from this!â You exclaimed; not wanting to be chained up again. He wasnât listening to you, getting the medicines that he would need. âCanât have my darling leave again; now can I? Hmm? You donât need to do that job anymore.â
âYou canât be ser-â
âGirls; youâll watch her when Iâm not here. Right?â He looked to the three women who nodded immediately to his request. Good luck getting out.
Muichiro
Warnings: murder
You donât know that Muichiro even knew you were hurt; not hearing him when he was close. Especially because he said nothing as he watched you tried to clean the wound and bandage it up.
But he knew he had to do something.
âOh? Itâs the (your hashira pillar).â You looked over at hearing the surprised Kinoe to your left. âI heard they retired yesterday.â
âTheyâre looking good for retirement.â
âBut arenât they so young? Maybe they just werenât ready for being a hashira yet.â Retirement? That word stuck with you, making your way over to the kinoes. âUm⊠what do you mean im retired?â
âHuh? Whatcha mean by playing innocent? Everyone knows you retired yesterday. Muichiro told the master.â
âWhat? No I didnât. I just got back from a mission yesterday⊠and I was going to give my report to the master.â You were confused. But the kinoes didnât have time to answer because the familiar spoke out from the side. âY/n.â
âMuichiro⊠We need to talk.â
âI know.â His pale blue eyes looked over at the kinoe standing there; feeling annoyed with their presence before he looked back to you. âWhy⊠Why didnât you talk to me about this? I donât want to be in retirement.â
âIt wasnât up for decision.â You were surprised at hearing that, but your eyes only widened when his sword slashed through the two kinoes standing there. They shouldnât have gossiped about you. âM-M-M-â
âLetâs go home.â He said, turning his body to face you. Not a thought behind those eyes; only dreaming on living with you and spending out his days by your side. âNow.â
Obanai
There was no hiding the scent of blood from Kaburamaru; no matter how much you tried. Obanai knew as he saw those crimson petals on your clothes; there was no way that he was going to let you do anything remotely dangerous again.
âIâm fine, I swear.â You tried to argue with him, but Obanai was having none of it. He didnât believe you; fighting against you when you tried to push him away from taking care of you. âStop! Stop just stop it.â
He growled, demanding your cooperation. It got to the point where he had to restrained you, being able to focus clearly on your wound and taking care of it. âYouâre not leaving again.â
âBut I said-â
âYouâre not leaving again. Thatâs final.â
âYou canât-â
âI can and I will. Do remember whoâs hands your familyâs lives are in.â He hated to use that above your head, but necessary times call for necessary plays. Your hands clenched at hearing that and he picked up your sword from the bedside. âWa-wait what are you doing?â
âYou wonât be needing this again.â
âWait no-!â Pieces of your sword fell to the ground, Obanai breaking it without a remorseful thought. Mix matched eyes looked over at your sulken form, tears slipping down your cheeks. âIâll be talking to the master. Be good and donât make me hurt you when I return.â
It was an empty threat, sorta, Obanai was not above breaking your legs to keep you from running. There was no more leaving the house; he wouldnât let this happen again.â
Mitsuri
âHoneybunches!â Mitsuri cheered happily as you arrived back home, jumping in your arms and hugging you close. You winced, tears springing toward your eyes at the pain flaring but still hugged your psychotic lover back. But she noticed the wince.
âSweetie?â She asked, leaning her head back; looking down at you and her eyes widened when she noticed the tears in your eyes. âBaby! Why are you crying? No no no no donât cry.â
She immediately wiped away your tears, peppering your face in kisses. âDonât cry! Iâm right here for you! Youâre home now, no reason to cry.â
Thatâs not the reason Iâm crying⊠You thought, getting reminded of your injuries with all of her movement. Her hands gently pet your hair, putting her forehead against yours. âYouâre all home now. And~ Iâve talked to the master, sooooo youâre on vacation. Permanently.âïżŒ
âWh-what?â
âI know we talked about you retiring and I thought it was a brilliant idea because you want to stay home with me.â Your head shook, feeling like your heart was stuck in your throat. No, you felt like you were sick. This was another one of her sick delusions; another one of her thoughts where she really thought youâd played along. âWhat? Arenât you happy? Donât you want to spend time with me?â
Tears sprung in her eyes, making you feel guilty. Of course she knew how it effected you; thatâs why she uses it to get what she wanted whenever it comes to you. A small sign came from you; letting her down and she grinned at you. âCome on! Letâs go spend our time together! We have so much to catch up on and all the time to do so!â
It didnât matter if you were hurt or not, Mitsuri didnât want you to be leaving anymore. So even if you can back completely fine; the end result would have been the same.
Gyomei
âSweetie?â You didnât hide your wounds, thinking that you were fine. But he could hear the way the bandages rubbed when you moved; it made the hashira frown. âWhat happened?â
âI donât know what youâre talking about lov-â
âYouâre lying.â His hands gently held onto your face, thumb rubbing lightly over your skin. âYou know I hate when you lie to me. Did you get hurt?â
âYesâŠâ
âWas it on your mission?â
âYesâŠâ He hummed, thinking about what he needs to do to. His hands moved to your back, pulling you closer to him to hug you closer. âIâm going to go get some supplies from Shinobu; please get some rest my love.â
He guided you to the bed, helping you lay down as he left the house. But he didnât head toward the butterfly mansion, no, he went immediately to Kagaya. He was going to fake your death, going to keep you back at his house. Gyomei made a promise to protect you and he was going to keep that promise.