Dragons Who Say "omg Meeeeee :333"

More punks 🤎

*after the giant rooster vs scorpion demoness fight*

Reader, trying very hard not to laugh: You....you could say...she got...

Wukong:

Tripitaka:

The other pilgrims:

Reader: She got...cockblocked

Wukong:....

Wukong: Marry me

ㅤdorm leaders being savages

summary. basically some backstabber mf tries to 'steal' him and... this is where the savage part starts

featuring. dorm leaders

content. bad friend, gender neutral reader, brutal rejection 😭

note. a full post after a while :')

malleus

I mean it's not like he would notice anyways, again. I firmly believe human and fae courting traditions are vastly different and c'mon... he doesn't even know what the fuck flirting is do you really think he'd get their intentions. 💀

when they start to slide up an arm in places he's quite bothered about, (cause guy is so whipped that he won't let anyone but him touch you.) he isn't even happy that someone is near his proximity anymore, not scared and whatnot.

just he no likey.

AND HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC HE JUST SHRUGS THEM OFF EVERYTIME. he's just a genuine innocent lil' dude who wants his lover to come and save him from this touchy, weird, human.

no child of man cause that's your name ‼️

while he may not get it, he's got a feeling, sixth sense of sorts and when he sees it he's backing tf up away. he's not gonna entertain the doubts.

also he still doesn't get it in the end lmaoooo, he's avoiding all their advances thinking it's a part of human... culture? that he wasn't made aware of.

if they start putting in the forbidden words in the same sentence as your name you know shits going down, suddenly he's not that confused, oblivious, cute guy that they saw but a much colder shell.

when his eyes darken, and it starts storming they'd had better run, he's been kind enough to stay even with their relentless annoying behavior but that is where he crosses the line fr.

don't even be surprised when they get hit by lightning and end up in the infirmary or something, malleus didn't even say anything to them cause he believes actions speaks louder than words... *sends touchy, weird human to the nurse.* see?

someone insults him: ?

someone insults you: 😠😡🤬👿🌩⚡

just goes: "your friend is very unpleasant, I'd appreciate it if you refrain from spending time with them."

something unsaid; spend all of that time with me duhhh

idia

you know what I'm surprised someone actually likes him tbh 😭 except us because we're all built different and we love disgustang discord mod behavior.

you know what's even more surprising? the fact that idia is actually seen by your friend group. I swear he comes out of his room like once a day and that's just because he's craving something else that isn't in his food stock and he's just gonna rob whose mac n' cheese was in the microwave.

and that's literally in his DORM ONLY.

he's like a vampire and allergic to sunlight, he's more willing to come out in the middle of the night because that's when the least 'normies' are scattered around like flies.

(if that counts for anything at all??)

but hanging out is more fun and if you somehow managed to convince idia to come with you with your friends for some well needed, 'socializing' then you're in luck!

besides that you had to bet one of your items in that open world game you played together... all is good!

im like 99% sure idia is disgusted by any other touch from other people, besides you? cause if you touch him he's just embarrassed... but in terms of the disgusted faction, you've been there before.

he immediately spots their intentions cause he definitely plays otome games and this is one of them cliche scenarios to 'spice up' the plot by invoking jealousy in it.

only difference is its him, you and this... random.

if they weren't already offended by the absolute mortification and disgust on his face, somehow continuing to 'rizz' him up.. oh boy. it's gonna get worse.

he's got the worst fucking 3rd grade insults like... "back away from me you noob, are you supposed to be their friend?" he scoffs, surprising them cause they thought he was gonna be that red flag discord romance experience.

"sorry but im not really sorry. i don't associate myself with lower levels such as yourself, try to come back when you're higher but I doubt they'd accept a fiend back."

LIKE WHO USES NOOB AS AN INSULT?

when you come back he's steering you away, pulling on the hem of your sleeves practically begging to come home with the promise of 'grinding that outrageous drop rate item you've asked his help with.'

something unsaid; doxxing them as soon as I get back

vil

ok this one I get.

who wouldn't want vil... it's not like I've made the entirety of the fandom known about my obsession with him as my favorite character or anything, not at all... jokes aside he's a very prominent candidate, he's hot and rich. you get it?

forget about the other qualities because we all known those two can carry someone in life alone, life in luxury and fame? sign them up ASAP.

besides your boyfriend being one of the superstar actors, models, the dream jobs for a dream man even your friends had a hard time believing you. you should be offended that they even considered that you were clinically.. delusional.

plus you didn't even seem to know about vil before so how are you dating him?!

they found out the hard way and safe to say they're flabbergasted because what even?

of course out of everyone here, vil has the most experience in terms of being approached on a baseless appearance only, he's iffed by how fast people get infatuated when they're barely scratching the surface of him.

well, you somehow dug your way deep with a shovel so you're the only exception he will allow...

at this point he knows what to expect the moment one of your friends gave him a look he's all the well too accustomed to. it's easy to ignore the ones he sees in crowds cause there's always some type of fence blocking them from fully proclaiming their love or something.

problem here is that this person has no obstacles and he can tell they're waiting for an opportunity to strike like a snake. *texts the pomefiore gc to tell them about this SNAKE!*

honey this is a big NO for him, you need to consider your circle of friends if one of them immediately starts folding around like this and wastes what? a longer friendship with you? please, he's known his stylists more and they literally get replaced every single day.

he's giving them the biggest, sassiest side eye ever. putting a palm up before they even get to speak because frankly, he does not want to hear it.

they open their knarly mouth. "i—"

he raises a finger. "no."

a frown. "but i—"

"shush."

he can do this forever.

when you come back he's still giving a bombastic, criminal offensive side eye, mentally thinking on how to ruin this person's life in media of course! his natural domain. just one word and the rest of his army will attack fr.

vil usually doesn't do this but seriously? that was another level of low.

also he's just by your side, you don't even have to say that he's your boyfriend because he's lowkey rubbing it in their face that he is in fact, taken.

"next time you try to see me again, might as well buy one of the tickets to my fan signings because you’re not seeing me again otherwise.. well, not like you can afford it anyways." *fabulous hair flip*

something unsaid; either way I'll kick you out if you try to get in

kalim

most safest person to flirt with, even if you're friends with their lover but also the most impossible to actually try and 'steal.'

the thing about kalim is that he's adorably stupid, not to degrade him in any shape or form but he's so oblivious about everything that you could consider it as one of his redeemable traits to be adorable.

he takes everything you say so seriously to the point where if you joke about wanting to water an entire continent he's just there with his carpet waiting for you cause he's gonna do exactly that.

"you're in luck cause I have a lot of water in me!" pops his non existent guns on his arms. (he is talking about his unique magic..)

it takes a remarkable mind to be like... that but you like him all the well about it, compliment his stupid-ness and he'll just grin, flush a little and laugh loudly as he compliments you back. not an ounce of anger in his tiny body.

red eyes but what a bright heart!

the type of guy that goes. "any friend of yours is a friend of mine!" so when he meets your friend group, casually just throws them a grand ball. they don't know whether to be flattered or.. concerned cause this is pretty weird.

not only was one of your friends awed over the mere value of many things inside the dorm he renovated, apparently his very huge bank full of gold was something to gasp over too.

and that's exactly what they did. (I mean get that bag sis but that bag is already owned by someone else and that's you... so that's not slay of you, random friend.)

here's when his nature proves to be quite relenting, even after many flirting, even using those cringe pickup lines from the internet, he just won't budge! it's getting irritating cause they're sure the people already heard the embarrassing words coming out of their mouth.

also that they were flirting with a non-legally married man. (to you ofc ofc.)

kalim either laughs at them because he thinks they were jokes, and just funny or laughs just because he's kalim.

he didn't really mind the casual touches at first, maybe it was friendly? he does it all the time after all but there was a stinking feeling that it felt weird and that alone was weird cause friendly pats were supposed to feel good.

not with you though cause those feel great!

accidentally shuts them down cause they're feeling like a third wheel when you come back after a bathroom break and it's like a total contrast to how he was treating them.

how do you seriously not notice kalim now unintentionally flirting with you?! are both of you airheads?!

he was literally all over you when you quipped up a "hi, I'm back."

and he was like; "welcome back :DDDD!!!!" if it wasn't already obvious they'd even add floating hearts emojis all over his head.

something unsaid; girl he didn't even notice anything was up...

azul

kinda a 50/50?

I'm not sure if most people really dig the whole 'bad reputation' thing. he's friends with the most terrifying twins in the entire campus, notably scammed a lot of people, can give wishes with an extreme price.

oh yeah he runs monstro lounge too but that just means he won't have time to spend with a lover.

that's their own imagination but azul's actually very sweet and gets some overworked junior to do the work for him, usually jade since floyd just leaves if he's given the job. JUST so he can go fret over which tie to use for your unofficial date.

despite him annoyed and losing sleep 24/7 because of the tweels he still asks them which one to use, jade's opinion is most trustworthy since floyd picks the neon, vibrant ones. (don't question why he even owns it.)

I doubt he actually likes people though, anyone else than you? hard pass. he's a simp through and through but unlike idia who can't mask the mortification and disgust on his face even at the cost of his life, good thing that masks are one of the many things azul is good at.

he slips up sometimes cause he genuinely thinks it's embarrassing that they're doing whatever this is to him, (well more of an attempt?) and to you, who is also their friend and his lover.

slip up as in his eye twitches, he flinches away a little too fast when they touch him, and his smile wobbles.

I mean no one would notice if he uses his magic on one, singular person...

mentally makes a note to remember whoever this was cause they're not stepping foot in octavinelle ever again.

+ an object of fun for the tweels. #gotormentthatlife!!

he's just a polite guy, so he won't just straight up insult them but he does warn them. the only thing holding him back from cooking a whole table is the crowd that would definitely spread the news of him going batshit.

like; "could you please, stop this? I hope you're not as stupid as you make yourself out to be because if you think I'm an idiot to not know what you're doing.. "

meanwhile his mind; "ugh this bitch. [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]."

I mean he's not that intimidating ALONE but when he gets all threatening like that (🥰) he could pass for an assassin fr.

just gets the tweels to deal with them cause he does not have the patience to deal with this backstabbing ho and it's wasting his precious time that should have been spent talking with you.

ugh he did not spend like 30 whole minutes picking out his tie and gloves just for this.

azul when he sees you coming back: 😇

something unsaid; [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted].

leona

oh boy, cover your eyes cause we're stepping onto another level of SAVAGE. you don't call lions that for NOTHING ‼️ beastman or just beast.

has the least filter out of everyone, as in he just doesn't give a single fuck, he's the chillest (agressive) guy on the twst planet so if the thought of wanting to insult some stranger that doesn't have a significance in his life at all pops up in his mind he ain't gonna change it lol.

gives the stinkiest eyes, even his tail and ears pause to synchronize with his thoughts cause if they had googly eyes they'd have a side eye too.

if he's laying down and they try pulling him upwards, tryna latch onto him? *just shoves them cutely.* problem solved.

leona's nice enough to let them off without losing something cause you really do mean something to him if he's holding back for your expense knowing that this is one of your 'friends.'

they don't even deserve to be called that!

like no one interrupts his peaceful nap times except for when he stands up to interrupt it himself just to drag you down with him.

wait so basically anyone but him???

he, really doesn't want to waste energy on this fool and to be honest they're really boring him since you went out to grab something you forgot. (but knowing this person for less than an hour in his life, they probably had something to do with that too.) so you aren't here to give him a reason to stay awake.

them rambling but in leona's eyes they're a blurry figure cause he's really sleepy.

then suddenly he's an iphone promax when he's looking at you 💀

if they already didn't take a hint from his earlier shove, the dirt isn't the only thing he's gonna shove someone into. there's a lake there for a reason other than keeping a home for the fishes y'know. never would know if they eat people too. /j

"would you shut up?"

yeah that's all he says but we all know how sharp it is to hear that from somebody so they immediately shut up. there's absolutely no need for any waste on energy of them, just one look from him and they're SILENT.

hopefully embarrassed too cause wtf was that??

unfortunately he can't fully enjoy his usually relaxing nap cause this random is corrupting the atmosphere even when they're silent, I swear they could shift and leona feels like one step closer to smacking 'it.'

ignored them every single time they tried to call out to him LOUDLY before but when you just silently step back on the field, he already peeks out an eye??? like no words needed.

what love does to a mf... sighs... another cold male lead we've lost to romance because of our mc <4

something unsaid; I was really questioning if keeping myself from strangling someone was worth it. took more effort than doing it literally

riddle

I'd have a crush on him too tbh.

unlike azul who already knew their intentions from the start, polite enough to kindly drop signs that he's not interested. riddle doesn't get it, he's just polite as well but also confused?

like he doesn't know they're tryna flirt, but he does think their actions are strange like c'mon. why are they trying to feel him up? he has no idea except the thought that he doesn't like it at all.

also it feels like he's betraying you so he just straight up pulls their arm away off of him firmly and shakes his head.

"stop this behavior."

he sighs.

surprisingly he's patient but also impatient???

consider this the first and last warning cause he WILL excuse himself if it ever goes on, riddle can wait for you browse through a whole store with him following you around and playfully commenting on your taste but can't wait for their attitude to get better.

he ain't gonna waste any more of his precious minutes on this period.

I don't know how to explain it, he's totally unaware of what they want, which is him ironically. but the reason he's rejecting their advances is because he's so devoted and a simp for you.

not a lot of people have the balls to converse or touch around him carelessly like that so freely so isn't it basic human courtesy to hold off all the physical affection till they're more acquainted?

well, not that riddle's not gonna let their current relationship advance any further from strangers at this point...

he's so loyal to you that it's cute jabskans.

riddle sticks to his principles, and he certainly has his own preferences for the personality of people. one of the traits he despises is when they don't understand his earlier warnings.

of course riddle isn't very forgiving, they're lucky they were even given a chance before cause even he, doesn't spare his dorm members a second chance when they break a rule he's been plenty lenient with.

so if you were given a chance, you better take it cause he's not giving you another.

like how since you did take your chance he's not gonna let you go now 😍.

isn't the type to be rude to people for matters he deems conflict being easily avoidable so he just makes up a believable excuse and walks away loool.

and they're like thinking; didn't he say he was tired and had to sleep since he stayed up planning the unbirthday party... why is he having a tea date with you???

suddenly he didn't look too tired at all compared to when he randomly slumped to look exhausted before??

something unsaid; 🥰🍵 what a successful unbirthday party *forgets about them immediately cause you're both having an unofficial date.*

note. ok so something unsaids are basically that but don't misunderstand, it's something they didn't say.

English added by me :)

MK is missing :'((

Redson it's OK 😥

Mk where are you 😭😭

support group for 🐑🦐 pls 💢💢

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Prompt: Ex boyfriend of MK kidnaps him until Red Son and the gang rescue him

Sorry if you have done this one already

It was well known that Qi Xiaotian had a history.

It was not a history of good decisions. Not that he did anything wrong, but his exes were not good people. Cheating on him, framing or hitting on Xiaojiao so Xiaotian would cut her out, abusive, super transphobic, or just being a bad person in general, the list went on. Xiaotian was embarrassed by it but at least the weirder ones were a good drunk story.

This would not be a good drunk story.

“What the fuck, Haoran?!” Xiaotian scrabbled against the ropes tying him tight, his wrists tied behind him. One minute, he had been parking the tuk-tuk outside the shop. The next, brown fur had invaded his vision as his ex had grabbed him, tied him, and tossed him in the back of his van.

And it was still gross, with cigarette marks littering the seats and the smell of takeout (and the containers) taking up the floor. Empty alcohol bottles clinked together. “Shut up, Xiaotian!” Haoran shot back, his claws digging into the wheel. Shit, he still didn’t look at the road when he drove?! “I’m doing this for us!”

Xiaotian gaped, mind trying to connect dots before he could sputter something out. “Wha- You dumped me!” Literally. Haoran had ordered Xiaotian to get out after a long drunk drive that involved arguing about kids. He had dumped him on the side of the road and then sped off. Xiaojiao was a lifesaver.

“Well, you’ve improved yourself!” Haoran said, anger dying down to be replaced by cheerfulness. Xiaotian gaped at him, raising a brow. The bear turned and grinned at him, yellowed teeth glinting in the light. “With your whole Monkie Kid schtick, you’ve really shot up in the world!”

“I didn’t do it for you!”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah-” Haoran swerved to avoid another car and Xiaotian grunted as his head slammed into the window. “Lie all you want babe. I know you still got the hots for me and I’m giving you the chance to prove it.”

Ugh, he wasn’t gonna let him go, was he?

Xiaotian once again tried to pick at the knots wrapped around his wrists. All he needed was his staff, because he certainly didn’t trust his ex’s driving enough to shrink, find a hole and slip out of. Haoran was sloppy with everything, from cleaning to lovemaking, so surely-

Oh come on. Were knots the one thing he cared about?

“-got a nice little place where we can lay low- HEY!”

The van screeched to a stop and Xiaotian yelped as he nearly toppled over. Haoran was yelling at someone before the driver door was wrenched open and a familiar red hand shot out and yanked the bear demon out. The next moment, the van door slid open. “Xiaotian!”

He craned his neck and grinned at the familiar green eyes. “Xiaojiao!”

“I am so sorry!” Xiaojiao apologized as she pulled out a switchblade and cut through the ropes. “I should’ve come sooner-”

“It’s not your fault,” Xiaotian sighed, hugging her. “I’m just glad you and Red are here.” The shouting was still going on. Curious, he glanced over and felt his face flush.

Right, Red was fucking hot. Especially now, as the demon prince, his bull form out and exposed, glared silently at the bear demon that dared to lay a hand on his Noodle Boy. When Haoran’s yelling and frantic struggle finally died down, Red finally spoke.

“Keep your hands off him.”

And just like that, Haoran was slammed into the pavement, left stunned in a him-shaped hole. Xiaotian froze as Red’s head shot in his direction, burning eyes boring into his skin and deep into his soul. Heat soared through him.

Gods, he was so handsome.

And strong, based on how easily he lifted Xiaotian up into his arms. “Are you okay?” he asked quietly, lightly bumping his forehead against his. “His stink is all over you.”

Xiaotian smiled, pressing a kiss to his nose, right above his pretty nose ring. “I’m good.” he sighed. “I’m lucky to have you.”

The first good decision in his history.

“Eyes” by Karl Sisson.

Bnha with a hybrid s/o

Navi

Ft. - Todoroki, Denki, Deku, Bakugo, Kirishima, Shinso and Tamaki.

Warnings - NSFW, Swearing, Smut Smutty Smut, 🔞, Fem reader implied.

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Todoroki Shoto (Fox Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Loves your bright orange tail, he had to genuinely hold himself back when he first met you. He didn't want to touch your tail or ask to since it would come off rather weird, but his eyes never left your swaying fluffy tail for the rest of the day.

° Smiles cutely whenever your fangs can be seen, they add a touch of slunk to your already beautiful features and they really suit you well. If you two are alone, he often will boop your nose when you smile so brightly, finding your wagging tail and sharp canines too cute to resist.

° Endeavor doesn't approve of his son dating a fox hybrid girl, since he doesn't see your quirk as overly special or helpful. Even though you're in class 1a and have proven many times how strong you are. Luckily Shoto doesn't care about what his dad thinks, and often says that you could win in a fight against the firery asshole anytime.

° You look human except for your sharper teeth, tail, and ears, so he was surprised to see your father had a completely fox like head on a full grown man's body. He's seen hybrids before, they are quite common amongst Quirks. But someone who is so animal like acting and sounding like a normal human... Never fails to surprise Shoto.

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(NSFW)

° Loves seeing your tail get sticky with his cum, watching it run down your puckered asshole before making a mess in your orange fur. He'll always be up to clean you up and wash off the mess, but it still never fails to make his mind go filthy by the sight of his hybrid lover.

° Ties a small bow around your tail as an add on to your lingerie, he likes watching it wag in excitement by his lingering touches. Laughs into your shoulder when you whimper from overstimulation, your ears folding down from too much pleasure.

° Plays with your ears when you give him head, knowing just where that sweet spot is to drive you crazy. You thighs squeezing shut together as you take his long cock into your mouth, his soft rubbing against one of your ears making you moan despite you mouth filled with his length. The vibrations only help him get closer to his Climax.

° Playfully wipes the juices on your thighs with your tail, scooping up some of the oozing arousal from your hole with his fingers before stuffing them between his soft pink lips. The taste becoming addictive in seconds, his larger hands pushing your thighs apart as he dives into your oozing pussy as if it's his last meal.

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Kaminari Denki (Cow Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Denki over heard that a cute hybrid girl from 1c was working as a nurse in training with Recovery girl, so what did he do you may ask? He overused his quirk on purpose so he could meet you. Once he began to get out of his brain fried state, he was in awe at your stunning features. Your kind eyes looking down at him in worry as you placed an ice pack near his forehead.

° Concentually plays with your cute tail, wiggling back and forth when he visits your during lunch. He's the only one allowed to play with your tail however, if he sees someone else do it he gets all pouty and annoyed since it's his things he does with you. You can tell when he's annoyed because he won't call you Milk Mama.

° Will ask a lot of questions, do you produce milk? Yes. Do you have uters? No. Did you wear a bell as a kid? No. Do you drink milk? Yes. You don't get annoyed or frustrated with his questions, it's oddly flattering to know how interested he is with you.

° Is a helpful boyfriend when you have boob pain, which is due to being needed to lactate. It happens every month, and Denki is always down to help milk your boobies despite how odd it may sound. Your milk is actually quite useful, thanks to being the daughter of a cow hybrid dad and Healing quirk mother... Meaning you milk heals wounds when digested.

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(NSFW)

° 💫Titty sucking and fucking💫 Your boyfriend is obsessed. Denki loves titty sucking, even if it's in a non sexual way so it came to no surprise to you that he'd bring his cute habit into sexy time. Fastest way to make him cum is by squeezing his cock between your boobs and shifting them up and down against his cock while sucking his tip.

° Cums in minutes when you titty fuck him, moaning loud as he if he's a professional porn star. Will tweak with your nipples when your fucking him with just your breasts, eyes rolling to back of his head whenever a bead of milk escapes your erect bud. He swears he's in heaven whenever you do this to him.

° Returns the favor, slamming your pussy onto his face and caging your thighs down around his head. Who needs air when he has your delicious pussy to eat out? Always gives you a small zap on your clit, before soothing it with his tongue. Lives off of your mantra moans and fucked out pants, never pulling away until he's satisfied.

° He's not finished with you yet, he'll sit you on his lap infront of your floor length mirror. He'll lay back slowly before resting on his elbows as his hands stay on your hips, Denki orders you to watch the reflection before jackhammering his cock into your tight cunt. Making you jump forward, but he'll try to sooth you by praising how good his milk maid is being right now.

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Midoriya Izuku (Wolf Hybrid)

° Not going to lie, he was slightly intimidated by you. You were the strongest girl in 1a, had sharp canine teeth, a piercing through your wolf ears, and cold sharp eyes that gave off 'don't fuck with me' vibes. But he was wrong to assume you were harsh and mean, since he found out from Uraraka that you were actually quite charming and playful.

° Coos when you cuddle into him after he gives you head pats, feeling your tail pat against his legs. He loves cuddling you especially since your ears at so soft against his neck whenever you nuzzle into him. He'll never tell you how intimidated he used to be of you, but he mentally curses himself for being so judgemental.

° Helps you sharpen your claws, going as far as to buy his own nail file for when you visit him. He also paints your claws jazzy colors (most of them are green). You don't have paws, but your fingernails are simply a mixture of a wolf claw and human fingernail. Which is a sharp human nail that was naturally shaped that way.

° Invites you over to his home on full moon nights, since he discovered you often have terrible headaches and Nightmares on full moons. Deku will tuck you into bed with some warm milk and medicine, brushing your hair for you as you fall into a deep slumber for the rest of the night.

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(NSFW)

° You may be nice and playful most of the time, but in the bedroom your much more dominant than Midoriya, often calling him a dumb puppy after he shoots his fifth blank of the night. Deku can be dom when needed, but it just seems natural for him to be submissive and for you take charge in the bedroom. He finds it hotter that way.

° Plays with your tail while babbling nonsense into your shoulder, cumming for the third time as you rode him like there was no tomorrow. Tears welling up in his eyes as he begs for you to slow down, but on the inside he wants you to speed up and fuck him dumb. Deku will grab your tail as he goes insane from the pleasure, needing to have something to hold onto as he's fucked like the brat he was being earlier.

° When he's domming you he likes to fill both of your holes, stuffing a butt plug into your ass as he fucks into you from behind. Deku adores when you pant like a pathetic puppy, your claws will rip the blankets and pillow cases open but both of you are too lost in your own pleasure to give a single fuck.

° Has a bulge kink, he's thick and six inches... So he's proud to see a bulge in your tummy because of it. He'll place your hand over the bulge, proceeding to thrust at a fastening pace. Deku smirks down at you while you feel the outline of his dick being thrust inside of you. It makes your walls flutter around him, pushing both of you closer towards the edge.

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Bakugo (Bunny Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Bakugo never thought he'd have a crush on someone, he only ever thought about being a hero and being the best hero who can compete with All Might. But then your cotton tailed ass got transfered to UA and were assigned to sit next to Bakugo for the rest of the year, he tried ignoring you but you were simply too cute to resist.

° He calls you cottontail instead of your actual name, it was supposed to be an insult but it ended up as a cute nickname for you. His friends would tease him for clearly having a soft spot for you, since he never yelled, faught, bullied, cursed at, or complained about you. Bakugo himself knew you were effecting him, and he was frustrated by how much like enjoyed it.

° Asks you out before anyone else can, he is yours and you are his end of sentence. Bakugo loves to tease you as well, he'll scratch just behind your left ear just so he can see your foot twitch and stomp lightly. He knows you could kick his ass if it annoyed you, but you never do so he never stops.

° His mom loves you more than him, she thinks you'll make him settle down and change him into a better person. She one overstepped a bit and asked if you'd have babies similar to rabbits, meaning lots and lots and lots of them. Making you cringe internally as Bakugo scolded his mom for being so insensitive towards you quirk.

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° Bought a carrot gag online, binds your ears together, covers your eyes, and presses a bunny vibrator against your sopping pussy. You can hear him walking around the bedroom, slowly undressing as he laughs darkly at your helpless figure. Bakugo still calls you cottontail, but this time he'll pull your small puffy tail before trailing kisses against your back.

° Will put a leash around you and make it so your head is lifted from the pillows, that only happens if you try to hide you noises from him. Will slap your pussy gently before soothing it with kitty licks, only to repeat this multiple times as his hand plays with your cute slick covered tail.

° The more you whine, the more he wants to punish his adorable cottontail. So if you whine to go faster after he removes your gag, he'll pruposley go slower because he's a menace. Bakugo will eventually cave into your needs and bring you to cloud nine, but that doesn't mean he won't take forever to actually get to that point.

° Despite being a mean explosive gremlin in many eyes, Bakugo becomes really sweet near the end of sex. He'll remove all of your gimics and simply hold you tight with his lips locked to yours, making damn sure that you both hit your Climax hard as the headboard of your bed threatens to break on both of you. It never does, but it always comes close when you two are nearing the end.

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Kirishima Eijirou (Snake Hybrid)

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° When people thought of your quirk, they expected someone full of scales and maybe some sort of reptile tail. But in reality you looked relatively normal despite your slit pupils and forked tongue. The only scales you had were just under your jaw, which many couldn't even notice. Some still found you odd, but one particular student could get you out of his head.

° Denki eventually convinced him to shoot his shot with you, and to Kirishima's surprise you actually accepted his offer. Which started the so called 'cutest couple' in UA, even if some students found both of you a bit freaky looking. Despite being a somewhat big topic amongst the school, you both keep your relationship calm and neutral infront of the public.

° Often mimics your small hisses, always failing and ending up sounding like he's a broken cat record. You reassure him that you can only do it due to your forked tongue, but he's still determined to nail your cute hybrid dialect down. Even if he has to manoeuvre his tongue in some weird way.

° Leaves kisses under your jaw to appreciate the patches of skin you loath, it always makes you feel like a freak when you fingers brush over the scales. But Kirishima finds them beautiful, because anything related to you will always be perfect in his eyes. He knows your self conscious of you looks, since you were bullied for looking different as a kid. But he sees you as a gorgeous bad ass snake woman who owns his heart.

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° Does your forked tongue ever feel amazing as it slides across his cock, it was practically made to play against his shaft. Kirishima's toned abs can be seen flexing and trembling as you suck him off, small cute whimpers coming from the red haired lover. When he's about to cum he'll try to pull you away so you won't have to taste him, but you brush his hands away and encourage him to shoot his load down your throat.

° Leaves hickeys across your scaled patches of skin as he gently rocks his hips against yours, allowing your slick to lube up his thick eight inch shaft. Despite having sex multiple times, Eijirou always worries that he'll accidently hurt you with his length so he always makes sure to lube himself up well before entering your tight cunt.

° Eijirou always gives you a gentle smile as he enters you, his thick fingers circling your clit while you adjust to his length. His hair is always down and has no gel in it, so he will either be staring at you through his long red locks of hair or it will be tied back into a very sexy man bun that never fails to drive you insane.

° Once things pick up his praises will begin to fall out like crazy, calling you everything he's every thought of since the first day he saw you. It's always mixed in with his airy grunts and groans while his thrusts pick up pace and your hips slam down to meet his. You'll smash your lips into his as your nails rake across his back, the pleasure becoming to much for you to think straight. You'll see white as he whispers how hot you are when you cum.

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Hitoshi Shinso (Cat hybrid)

° When you walked into class 1b he thought he was dreaming, a hot cat hybrid girl did not just walk into this class and introduce herself in the sweetest voice ever. No he must be dreaming, the girl of his dreams couldn't be standing there so casually as her eyes gaze across the classroom. But there you were, softly beginning to walk past him and send a sweet wave his way.

° Everyone noticed the small glances Shinso gave you, the way his face heats up when you are even near him, even principal Nezu noticed how bashful Shinso became when he read off your name during a mission. The reason it became so obvious was simple, this was one of the first times Shinso was showing a lot of emotion at once. The usual introverted stoic hero, was a blushing mess because of you.

° You politely confronted Shinso about his crush on you, admitting that you'd love to go out with him so there was no need to be so nervous around you. Shinso was shocked to say the least, he nearly combusted when reality hit him. Stuttering quietly about how grateful he was to hear this, accidently confessing how pretty you looked in the school uniform.

° Calls you his kitten respectively, always placing small kisses against the back of your head and cat ears. If you nyah he'll be deceased, but then he'll come back to life and beg you to do it again. Let's you bite him even if your fangs accidently puncture through his skin, he doesn't mind since he knows cats have a habit of biting when they are too riled up.

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° Heat is a hellish heaven that you both have to get through, Shinso is always down to fuck his pretty kitten until she's had enough. But he also knows just how stressful and annoying heats can be due to coming home from a mission and seeing your crying as you beg your body to cum. He'll help you through it as best as he can, even if it becomes exhausting.

° Will buy you adorable lingerie with a small bow choker or collar to go with the sexy underwear, he loves seeing you confident in your own skin so he always gets you softer less edgy styles knowing that's what you prefer. Doesn't help that he has a small (Huge) corruption kink, but harder the bulge harder the fuck.

° Whispers in you ear about how bad of a kitten you've been, teasing him all day long and expecting to get a reward from it. So as punishment, he overstimulated you until you have tears wihotu even brushing his cock near the lips of your pussy. Even if he was painfully hard watching you squirm and beg to be filled. He never let up until he thinks you've learned your lesson.

° If your into roleplay, you better expect a maid costume almost instantly. He will never admit that he once had a hentai stash with cat girls and maids in them... But he doesn't need them to get off anymore now that he has you. Shinso never thought he would become so feral when he began having sex, but apparently you just struck some cord inside him that made him go crazy.

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Tamaki Amajiki (Butterfly Hybrid)

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° Everyone thinks your a fairy quirk hero, since you look like a fairy with your beautiful purple and white wings. But you're no fairy, you have a butterfly quirk which means you can fly, have amazing senses, and control ultra Violet lights. Despite your relatively cool quirk, many Iver looked you because you looked rather harmless. But Tamaki knew you were strong, he also knew how drop dead gorgeous you were.

° Will stare at you in awe whenever you flap your wings or begin to fly around, you look like something straight out of a fairytale. Neijire and Mirio had to snap him out of his trance when it first started happening, but recently they've stopped in hopes that you'll notice how madly in love Tamaki is.

° Admitted his crush to you over a love letter that he slipped into your locker, small butterfly stickers sprawled across the paper as his neat handwriting confessed everything he's ever felt towards you. Tamaki was nervous that he had messed things up, worried that you'll be upset with him, and those fears only skyrocketed once he noticed your bright winged figure walking towards him.

° Gently passing him back the note, he checked the end of the note cautiously. There were two boxes yes and no, and in the yes box you re arranged one of his butterflies to cover the messy lined square. Tamaki was shocked that you accepted his date request, his face bright pink as he tried to hide his excited grin. You softly removed his hands, pressing your lips against his burning cheeks.

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° Tamaki is into tentacles play and no one can change my mind, he's watched and read hentai with tentacles and now all he wants to do is try his own on you. He'll press delicate kisses across your wings and back, one of his tentacle fingers sliding down to your core as the other latched onto to your breasts. Since Tamaki was a virgin, he was worried you would find his kinks a bit weird... But your moans and pleads said other wise.

° Whines and whimpers a lot, he's very sensitive... Probably the most sensitive in BNHA imo. He cums fast and frequently, but he stays hard for quite some time despite his dick swaying into the side of painful pleasure. Tamaki refuses to finish sex without making you cum, since your his own personal love fairy that he needs to treat like royalty.

° Most of smexy time has happened in the shower, it starts off with him washing your wings, then your back, before eventually his hands ghost over your cute bum that he feels the urge to squeeze. One squeeze leads to a kiss, the kiss turns into making out, and making out leads to him pounding you against the tile wall as your hands trail down the foggy glass that surrounds the shower.

° Even if Tamaki is introverted and a ball of an anxiety, he's very easy to turn on. It's very simple and easy, all you have to do is kiss, nibble, or breath on the tips of his elf like ears. They are nearly as sensitive as his cock, so it never fails to make his pants become rather tight and for his face to become bright pink as he coughs awkwardly to hide his embarrassment.