I Cant Wait To Die From A Heart Attack At 16

anyone who sees this please don't kill your self

✶ . silly clocks <3

f2u, credit not necessary but appreciated!

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

Update me, disturb me, tell me about your day, I love all that.

just sink your fangs into my neck, man. it won’t be weird. i promise

visited the the scientist who reanimated my corpse for a checkup, he said im all good and i get to stay for a little longer

we need to lower the retirement age to 27

AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.

EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man