I'ma Just Leave These Here For Like... *Cough* Research Purposes And Such.

i can only cum if im facing towards true north

"Alterhumanity cannot be physical-"

*LOUDEST INCORRECT BUZZER KNOWN TO MAN(and creature)KIND + CROWD BOOING*

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

im really just in the mood to rot into a forest floor somewhere

(im the deer)

me and who...

(im the bobcat)

I'm just-

we classified the colossal squid in 1925, put together from pieces found in sperm whale stomachs.

we've found them dead or dying or in distress, floating on the surface or entangled by trawlers.

but now

in 2025

100 years later

we finally find one alive and thriving in the deep Antarctic sea

and it's a baby.

scientists should study me to learn about homosexual behavior in animals

Nick Offerman wins Best Supporting Performance in a New Scripted Series at the Spirit Awards for "The Last of Us."