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NEW CHAPTER
yes but consider: if nobody can fact check you, you make the facts.
forever in agony because the part of the JRWI wiki with all The Fated/OG Campaign stuff is nowhere near up to date and doesn't even have transcripts despite the campaign ending in 2021 which makes fic writing so hard like guys please-
@definetelynotdepressed wanted this
i kinda like it so im posting it here too oUGH first time drawing Ob in a long fuckin whileeee
come get y’all soup-
new chapter of the orphanage au is up in honor of me escaping containment in finals
Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."
running a mutual aid clothing drive rn and we just finished our winter clothing drive and i got a last minute donation of men’s winter coats- which is great! men’s clothes are really hard to find especially in larger sizes like this and these items are usually the first to move when i set up for distribution.
the problem is they all REEK of cigarettes. like not a gentle tobacco smell, a DEEP smell of, like, end of the pack, straight filter kinda smoke. does anyone have any advice on getting the smell out? the items have to be boxed up for a few days while waiting for distribution if that changes anything.
Have been rewatching ouran recently and decided to doodle my favs. I love these little guys
NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live
HEEEEEEEEEY
sexay laday-
i don’t know what i’m doing. don’t ask me. i’m dragging all of you through the desert with this fanfiction on my back.
chapters four and five (katherine, br’aad, and sylnan) are out now!!!
i’m three types of high rn and i’ve just gotta say i fucking love the fated. they have it all. old man yaoi. everything.
dude why is ander’s lore so acutely stupid. what do you mean he’s a
hundred and eighty-two
that’s not how nieces work.
let’s say, hypothetically, ander is a firstborn, and his parents have him at 18. when he’s 30, his parents are 48. let’s be generous and say they stop having kids at 50, and their last kid is velrisa’s dad. he grows up. let’s be generous and say he’s 30 (we see him in middle age in the clip with vel’s sister) when he has velrisa’s sister, and 35 or 40 by the time velrisa is born.
that would make ander 85-90 when velrisa is born. he promises to protect velrisa as long as he lives when she is three. that makes him 88-93 at the time she starts living with him. she is 19 at the start of the campaign- and nobody has any mentioned birthdays so let’s consider all ages static. they all were born on january 1st.
19-3 is 16, so our estimate for ander’s age becomes 101 to 106 at the time of canon. instead, he’s
a hundred and eighty two
and like. i get it. i do. bad storytelling? found in the bad storytelling place???? fork found in kitchen!!!! dick found in ass!!!!!! nobody is surprised!
but on like. a genuine level. i made the most liberal efforts possible to defend ander being
a hundred and eighty two
and it is just not making sense. like. he and vel’s dad are described as looking to be a similar age. he and vel’s dad have a close relationship soured by ander’s championship to the goddess. ander was crowned champion long before velrisa entered the picture and probably before her dad was even born. no fucking unborn baby is gonna have beef with one of their brothers finding spiritual fulfillment.
we can infer the rest of the family doesn’t have beef with it, as ander was close enough to the rest of his family to have context on velrisa’s life and curse. why the fuck is he
a hundred and eighty two.
I had an interesting night last night
hey guysg. heyy.
it hurts so much, to be in touch–so i'd rather not
braxxi but make it,,,, women!?
also some bonus stuff i drew a couple months ago, translating designs my beloved
Thanksgiving is tomorrow. I have decided to make a truce with my evil aunt, uncle, and evil baby cousin. I also plan to make sure my whole family is Non Binary by the time I leave
hey i’m all better now guys :)
i’m a LOSER and all my classmates call me a STONER even though i am NOT one and i have a CAFFIENNE ADDICTION and i am having withdrawl headaches from DIET COKE and i hqve like THREE FRIENDS and i am emotionally shackled to some guy form like two months ago who kept kissing me but only when we were DRUNK and he DOESNT like me and we don’t TALK and i HATE HIM and i hope he DIES and i have NO boyfriend and TWO TEMP JOBS and NO FUCKING MONEY and a BROKE ASS CAR and like THREE FRIENDS and NO BOYFRIEND it bears repeating and i NEED to get hit by an AMERICAN PETERBILT OVERSIZE LOAD SEMI TRUCK!!!!!
I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE ME BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SLAM MY USELESS, EMPTY SKULL INTO THE TENDER MAUVE EMBRACE OF THE PLANET FITNESS FRONT FACING DIVERGENT LAT PULL MACHINE!!!!
JUST PUT MY CRANIUM RIGHT THROUGH THAT PURPLE FUCKING METAL BABY JUST SLAM DOWN AND HIT ME THROUGH IT TILL THE CENTER PANEL BRACE OF THIS MACHINE COMES JUTTING THROUGH THE BACK OF MY EMPTY HEAD.
i’m a LOSER and all my classmates call me a STONER even though i am NOT one and i have a CAFFIENNE ADDICTION and i am having withdrawl headaches from DIET COKE and i hqve like THREE FRIENDS and i am emotionally shackled to some guy form like two months ago who kept kissing me but only when we were DRUNK and he DOESNT like me and we don’t TALK and i HATE HIM and i hope he DIES and i have NO boyfriend and TWO TEMP JOBS and NO FUCKING MONEY and a BROKE ASS CAR and like THREE FRIENDS and NO BOYFRIEND it bears repeating and i NEED to get hit by an AMERICAN PETERBILT OVERSIZE LOAD SEMI TRUCK!!!!!
i’m a LOSER and all my classmates call me a STONER even though i am NOT one and i have a CAFFIENNE ADDICTION and i am having withdrawl headaches from DIET COKE and i hqve like THREE FRIENDS and i am emotionally shackled to some guy form like two months ago who kept kissing me but only when we were DRUNK and he DOESNT like me and we don’t TALK and i HATE HIM and i hope he DIES and i have NO boyfriend and TWO TEMP JOBS and NO FUCKING MONEY and a BROKE ASS CAR and like THREE FRIENDS and NO BOYFRIEND it bears repeating and i NEED to get hit by an AMERICAN PETERBILT OVERSIZE LOAD SEMI TRUCK!!!!!
there is nothing i can do to introduce you to what this will be but you have to fucking watch it
in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
she was at the club. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that she was at the club.
hey does anyone want to bleed out in my arms it has to be weird
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
i got two genres of comment responses on my fics it seems
“thabk u smm!!!! imm so glad u liked! ty-ty 4 the kudos!”
and
“anger is more comfortable than fear, in that way, because it washes away all insecurity; becoming a boiling, red-hot tide. ‘i am right and you are wrong’ is comforting to say, especially for children, who rarely get to be right in a world of grown-ups… that i’m-right-you’re-wrong sentiment quickly becomes: “i am better and you are lesser. i am normal and you are the freak. i deserve more, and you deserve less.” and the kids act that way with impunity, because their guardians never provide correction to that instinct and behavior path… because they’re just as scared.”
uhhhh fuck what’s another vine i can reference to announce a chapter.
*oven shattering sounds*
this one (chapter 3) has the longest ever end of chapter notes but theres good soup in there so!!! read at your own risk!!!
come get y’all juice.
new fic. go hog wild.
au where taxi and vel end up in the wharf about a decade and a half earlier than usual- and by going through the things the vengolor brothers left behind when they escaped, taxi and vel find themselves searching for answers only the other escapees of their orphanage can give them.
it’s gonna fuck so hard you don’t understand.