Lon'qu’s morning routine. If there’s one thing I absolutely CAN’T STAND in video games it’s costumes that make no sense. So ofc this means I have to go out of my way to carefully draw out every single article of clothing on my favorite characters in painstaking detail to match my standards……
Headcanon: Lon'qu gets dressed for his first day in Ylisse with the Shepherds and this is what happen when he walk out the door
I’m sorry Lon'tato. You didn’t ask for this. Nobody did
(Mod Toto) Today is Lon’qu’s birthday, so I made this for everyone to celebrate!
…Except me, because he keeps threatening me to go to sleep-
Oh well, everyone say happy birthday! And go to sleep early or else-
Fruitcake man Fruitcake man Fruitcake man, finally some up-to-date art of cool Fruitcake man-
queen megamind queen megamind queen megam-
lighting practice with mr. lightning bolt
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it happened.
What is a graveyard if not humanity’s hall of fame?
It’s like I’m fondling the balls of life.
Choose to spend time on what fulfills you, on what makes you happy… Every second is a chance to turn your life around.
When I die, I want to be an empty shell, having given every part of myself to creating.
The worst part of this was when the boiling hot piss shot out onto my foot.
No, that was pain; this is suffering. (technically from the pee sauna vid but they watched it during the stream it counts)
At the end of the day, you know: pizza’s pizza, piss is piss.
We have experienced something that no human ever has, and that’s incredible.
We’re not just two grown men who drank each other’s piss. We’re two grown men who bathed in each other’s piss.
How you respond to events that are out of your control defines you as a person.
Unus annus dot com: hey hey, wow wow.
I feel like a lot of people will feel lost tomorrow. And that’s okay.
It had to be a piece of us that we put out there… and then let go.
A year is many things to many people. But it is not forever.
“Memento Mori” has two meanings: remember death or remember that you will die, but also remember to live.
Edit: I have been told in the notes that I missed some absolute gems, so here’s a more complete list!
I’d cry myself to sleep if I wasn’t gonna be dead in five and a half hours.
Every second is just another chance to get dick.
Mark: I’ve never been hit by a car before, how do I know I won’t enjoy it? Amy: We could take this out to the parking lot if you want to test it.
I want to be Mr. Hybrid Wellness, now.
We’ve been edging Father Time for a whole year.
Shot out the load that contained Tony Stark. What a profound man.
I wanna make it through this year and it kills me.
Bald Ethan was a special type of chaotic.
Listen. I have nothing to say to you.
We can’t see the stars, but we know they are there.
It’s like you’re lying in your death bed surrounded by your family.
Every fart is a chance to take with love.
We made a cry box.
Ethan: Does that stem from something? Mark: Survival instinct.
Tired, sad, and a little tipsy.
Evan, your fursona has to be a bear. I’m sorry, but rules are rules.
You ever heard of Halloween?
The Unus Annus way: not quite what we wanted.
Just because we’re gone doesn’t mean you have to forget about it.
A second is nothing. But a second can change someone’s life.
It’s time.
Kinshi Squad doodles because I’m bored
It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!
smoke and mirrors
got into dmc, it's really fun :)
(there is No consistency here btw) If you talk to me about a Thing I Like I Will scream passionately at you I have a phd in being really annoying about things I like
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