contemporarybaby

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i will never want minors to follow me and it makes me sick when they do. go away go away go away

This is where I post from btw if you even care

I’m like if a very guarded and anxious person got turned on by being helpless and humiliated

Getting so nervous while having sex about your stuffies are watching and judging you that you wet yourself so bad that your caregiver diapers you instead of letting you cum.

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

doms love to say “huh?” at the end of their sentences when they condescend you so you’re forced to acknowledge and respond and i think that’s very beautiful

seagull baby voted new pope

Dad who teases x little with embarrassment kink

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

Praise kink and degradation kink go so well together. You’re telling me I’m a cute slut?? The prettiest fucktoy? Such a desperate good girl??? Way to leave me brain empty pussy dripping

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

I love you PBS I love you NPR I love you public libraries I love you wikipedia I love you project gutenberg I love you librivox I love you libby I love you hoopla I love you openlibrary I love you internet archive I love you resources that make information free and accessible to the public

giving people new kinks <3 making people worse <3 getting people so obsessed with me that they have an almost pavlovian response to me <3

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

are you going to have an accident?

no baby, i didn't ask if you could hold it. are you going to have an accident?

no baby, i didn't ask if you think you can make it to the potty if you hurry. are you going to have an accident?

hands where i can see them please, bunny. you don’t need to hold yourself, you’re a big kid, remember? are you going to have an accident?

you’re so squirmy my sweet! i’ll let you go after you answer my question. are you going to have an accident?

no, you don’t think so? hm? you look a little startled, bunny, are you okay? hands where i can see them, please.

you’re shaking your head no, baby, did something happen? oh! you leaked a little? are you going to have an accident?

no? you didn’t leak? let me see, baby. spread you legs a little and move your hands, please.

i’m waiting, baby.

you are doing the cutest little dance- oh? why’d you stop, love? are you-

oh, i see.

no no, it’s okay baby, this is why i asked! i thought you might not be feeling so big after all.

hm? you could have made it if i hadn’t stopped you? i don’t think so, baby. the potty is still so far away! maybe if you had a training potty in here you could have made it.

all finished, baby? good job! let’s get you all padded up so there’s no more accidents, okay?

"teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable" - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.

I love the idea of a caregiver lying to you about how something works. Not something serious but little white lies that you don't really think about.

"You've never been here before. Just know they have this really weird rule where they really dont like customers who fidgit or move around in line. You need to be completely still. Think you can try that for me?"

"Oh, I went to that place last week, and they were doing construction, and when i tried to use their bathroom it was completely closed! We should get you diapered up since we might be there awhile."

"I know you really need to go potty, but there's a lot of traffic this time of day. We just need to take some detours. I told you that you should have worn a diaper."

"I know you want to watch some TV today, but it looks like our Wi-Fi isn't working for some reason, I'm going to work on getting it fixed but why don't you go play with some toys while I do that."

"I was recently reading that the passenger seat might be the most dangerous one in the car. Let's get you safely set up to sit in the back, okay?"

"Oh, I should give you a heads up. This friend of mine can be a little weird about things. She doesn't like people to just freely walk into her bathroom. You do have to ask her if you can go. I know it's silly but I've known her a long time."

"Looks like our milks going to go bad soon, I'm gonna get you an extra big bottle, think you can help make sure we aren't wasting any food?"

Things like that, bonus points if it sorta reshapes your thinking a little bit until one day you go "Hey! Wait a minute..."

Shout-out to the autistics who crave hugs. Shout-out to the autistics whose love language is touch.

And shout-out to the autistics who were denied a timely diagnosis because a misinformed professional thought you were "too affectionate" to be autistic.

You aren't any less autistic because of how you show affection. And you aren't nearly as rare as pop culture and outdated research would imply.

I love how indulgent abdl is. It tastes like a great olive oil ice cream that is meant to be savored.

Like oh we're gonna put this item of clothing on for foreplay but it won't get taken off for hours.

Oh I'm not gonna tell my sub what to do but I'm going to make them ask for everything, not able to feed themselves or even touch themselves without my consent.

For most of us, the thicker the diaper, the poofier the dress, the frillier the socks, the bigger the bow, the more turned on we are.

A bed needs bars, a chair needs straps, our spanking benches must rock, our vibrators need to on top of plushies.

And of course our stories need voices, our kisses need to extend to plushies, our hugs come with butt rubs, and our control needs to come from love.

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

cptsd and petplay is such a magical combo. shelter dog rizz. freaky bdsm scene that only ends because a door slammed and i got frightened 🔥

time to smoke da regression weed 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Intox kink go brrrr