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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.
First post ever on here, an arthur lester for everypony
messy doodle kinda just don't look at it too hard
perhaps i will draw more malevolent art in the future for the world to see lalala
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Just one single dagger, to punch and stab intermittently!!
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Im honestly a bit surprised by which podcasts ended up on here and which ones didn't, but i love all of my children equally
I think TVD does this really well, except it's normally when the ownership of the house has changed and that person hasn't invited them in. Like when Elijah has his dagger pulled out of him and he wakes up, and just starts suffocating and thrashing
look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me
I had to wait for five seasons to hear Jon Sims tear up on tape and here Arthur is crying in my ears for 50 minutes straight
Has anyone made any Stolitz edits to Francesca by Hozier bc I have an appetite that's needs fed and I cant make edits for SHIT
I introduced my coworkers to the term "wet cat" and it's my favorite thing ever, anytime one of them just looks kinda sad they start yelling at them to stop being so wet cat
God help me they deserve to be HAPPY
no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
Theres so much to talk about in this episode, Luna unabashedly call Blitz dad MULTIPLE times, Blitz looking at his family in his last moments and smiling because he's NOT going to die alone. THE MOST FUCKING ROM-COM ESC LOVE PROCLAIMATION THAT STOLAS WANTED BUT DID HE REALLY WANT THIS? The fact that there was NO hesitation in Stolas from the moment he saw Blitz on TV to him literally jumping in front of the ax for him, Vassago being the only one not singing along Satan, Stolas' FIRST thought after his punishment being Via, this being Stolas' first time in Blitz's apartment AND THE PARALLELS
Hey alexa, play Mastermind (1 hour version) on repeat
literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!
nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day
nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day
The only way people who lack empathy change is when bad things happens to them.
Let bad things happen to them. We need change from MAGA. A lot of change.
My wife off handedly mentioned moving back to Ohio bc they miss their family and ive been obsessing over it for 3 days. YOU MEAN WE CAN ESCAPE THE COL HELL THATS IDAHO RN?? IM ALL ABOARD
thinking about creatures.
don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense
gay people house meshi
calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.
Hanging with 6 year olds is REALLY funny
i wanna talk about this shot
“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason
i love love love love seeing tma/malevolent crossovers but i personally think arthur lester and jonathan sims would Dislike each other. there are so many things they COULD bond over but i genuinely think they'd just find the other petulant. they'd be pleasant enough at first but if they had to solve a problem together it would be mayhem. theyre both stubborn and strong willed and make mistakes like breathing.
arthur: we can't just sit on our fucking thumbs and wait for the opportunity to pop up jon: so we should just stride in with no information whatsoever, should we? i thought you were a private investigator arthur: if our only chance for getting more information is going there, what choice do we have? jon: there has to be something else we can find on it first - arthur: right. well you do that, and I'll go find out for myself. jon: oh for - fine. lets just walk straight into a trap, shall we? should i inform you of any holes in the floor as we go? arthur: how did you fucking know about that jon: .....what? arthur: about. about falling into - never mind jon: ....... jon: you've had 8 falls. are you clumsy or do you have no spatial awareness arthur: i'm pretty sure those are the same thing. jon: stop avoiding the question
Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3