⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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Latest Posts by crashcitycentral - Page 6
IM SORRY I SAID BART LOOKED LIKE THE BUFF FAIRY FROM FAIRLY ODD PARENTS. I FORGET OTHER PEOPLE READ TAGS I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY I PROMISE LMAO
YO, I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS AND I READ ALL THE TAGS FROM OTHER POSTS + REPOSTS THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVES SKAKKAKSJAKKSKSJK PLZZ WHEN I READ THAT I LAUGHT FOR A SOLID TWO MINUTES
NO BETA, WE DIE LIKE ROBINS
Bart Allen is an edge lord, too.
Jason Todd is impulsive.
What more do you want from me?
Adding onto that!
BOTH OF THEM ARE SMART AS HELL
“I know I’m not listening” and “I’m dozing off under this mask” are like- the same
Jason and Bart tropes #5
I will now try an convince you all of how well Bart and Jason would be as a power duo in only images
For one: the whole Pwned thing
Sarcasm in the face of danger
Tell me this doesn’t have Jason Todd vibes
Both died- 😭😭
Remember Bart vs Joker? I do
Both: have a love/hate relationship with their semi-mentors
Jason and Bart tropes #5
I will now try an convince you all of how well Bart and Jason would be as a power duo in only images
For one: the whole Pwned thing
Sarcasm in the face of danger
Tell me this doesn’t have Jason Todd vibes
The duality of their death and parallels between the scenes
Remember Bart vs Joker? I do
Both: have a love/hate relationship with their semi-mentors; Bruce and Wally
Excuse, of what comic is that last image that you put in the last ask, Bart looks buff and bigger as hell lmao.
I'm sure he's a bit more little lol, why that artist make that?
You mean the one of Buff impulse that someone said looks like the fairy general from fairy odd parent’s? For reference, I’ll put the photo again.
This image is from the comic “Sins of Youth: Kid Flash & Impulse #1”
In it, Bart is now an Adult and tales on the Flash legacy as Impulse, and Wally is younger than him, still a teenager, and becomes his sidekick as Kid Flash. It’s a really interesting storyline and the comics can be super funny! I really do suggest it.
If you want the rundown of the comic, I can supply that as well.
Wait, Bart had a big jawline???
He actually had a very square face with sharp features. A very handsome maturity. It really depends on the issue and art style you read, but his features are very refined.
As seen here, he’s always had some definite face shape to him.
Know what? I’m about to say it.
FUCK JUSTICE LEAGUE AND HAL JORDAN SUPREMACY. I SAID IT. SUE ME.
THEYRE ALL HORRIBLE. OK- ARTHUR IS KINDA OK AND BARRY IS ON THE FLY A LIL AND OLLIE IS ALSO KINDA OKAY, BUT HAL IS BEST. I HAVE MANY REASONS FOR THIS. AND IF ANYONE FIGHTS ME ON THIS THEN DO IT, ILL THROW HANDS.
I couldn’t help myself. Theres also a discord server! https://discord.gg/g7cg9rZC 💕✨
I need Y’all to understand
Bart Allen is F E R A L. He's the kinda 'Grey Morals' that is unkempt and unpredictable, and otherwise dangerous.
He's the kind of person that can Lie to Batman's face. And he has. Multiple times. And got away with most of it. Bart will litterally throw hands and that is fact. He has made death threats on a lotta people. That image circulated widely in the meme community of a plush duckling carrying a knife? That's Bart energy. Cute, will be nice, unless you give him reason not to and then his entire persona is just poof, replaced with a wolf. His entire families morals are "We can solve all our problems with friendship" and Bart's morals are "I can spit in the face of death and you can quote me on that". He's better suited for the Batfam than the Flashfam (cept when he's with Max: Max Mercury Supremacy). Hell, he's better suited for the rogues than with Flashfam. He's unafraid to die, will protect what he loves at any cost, and most likely will become unhinged. His friends can only keep a collar on him for so long before he becomes wild and I love that. I love his character cause it's deep, deeper than the developers intended to make him, and he's filled with so much baggage and emotions that he carries like a pro. Sure, Wally's the fastest, Barry's the beloved son of central, but Bart? Bart is one of the strongest heroes, not just for his unwavering will and strength, but his urgency to do the right thing, even if it's the world against him. He loves to laugh, so he does. He doesn't like reflecting on his trauma, so he doesn't. And he comes out okay because he knows time is always moving forewards and things are only in the present. He's a time anomaly, and yet he doesn't mind at all. He doesn't need to belong to a timeline, he belongs with his friends. He knows what needs to be done and he does it.
Bart Allen is the strongest hero and I will protect him.
Bart Allen’s eyes.
That is all.
No thoughts. Only adult Bart.
Plz- his E Y E S. He’s so pretty??? Gorgeous boy. Best Boy. Reckless? Yes. Smart? Also yes. A little violent? Always. Love him so much 🥺
Bart: Is that blood?
Tim: Where?
Bart: In your mouth
Tim: There's a cup of kimchin 30 centimeters from my mouth
Bart: Yes
Tim: What is the chance that blood is what I have in my mouth?
Bart: 1%?
Tim: 1%?
Bart: 1%
Tim: Less than 1%
Bart: 0.9%?
Tim: I think less
Bart: 0.3%?
Tim: Yeah, I think this is it
Bart: So, is that blood?
Tim: If there is a 0.3% chance of being blood what I have in my mouth, and a 99.7% chance of being kimchi what I have in my mouth, why do you ask me if it is blood what I have in the mouth?
Bart: Because there is a 0.3% chance of blood being what you have in your mouth!
Tim: Are you going to bet on a 0.3% chance ?!
Bart: I'm going!
Tim: Why ?!
Bart: Because I want to bet on a 0.3% chance!
Tim: Well, you're right
Bart: Am I?
Tim: I was eating kimchi and I bit my lip, satisfied?
Bart: So this is blood?
Tim: This is blood
Bart: So I did well to ask if it was blood!
Tim: Normally, you would be wrong
Bart: But this time I am correct
Tim: But it usually doesn't
Bart: But this time yes
Tim: By sheer luck
Bart: Admit I'm right!
Tim: FOR PURE LUCK
Bart: ADmit that I'm right!
Tim: Where is this conversation going to take?
Bart: I have no idea, I just wanted to know if it was blood!
Tim: That's blood!
Bart: Great!
Tim: It's not great, but I understand that you said "great" to finish the thought
Bart: Do you want a band-aid?
Tim: I want to!
Bart: I'll get it!
Tim: Thank you
Bart: What a useless conversation!
no thoughts, just bart allen.
I think about how Bart wanted to take cheerleading tryouts. Every. Day.
If Bart doesn't have the biggest hair and the biggest feet, then he is not Bart Allen anymore.
I wanted Bart to become Kid Mercury so bad, plz- 😭
so i think we can all agree that bart should not become the flash, but should take on mercury's mantle, right? right.
Just another Bart headcanon
Bart has no idea what boundaries or gender roles are and that includes what it means to cover skin.
Great fashion sense. All really bright colours. Like neon green fishnet shirts. Baby blue bows in his hair holding it up in a ponytail or messy bun. A bright yellow skirt with kneehigh mismatch socks. Occasionally some eyeshadow of pinks at the corners of his eyes. He likes wearing things that will bring out his yellow eyes.
On a previous post I said that Bart is the only one in the core four that can actually flirt and i stand by what i said. But it’s only cause he accidentally flirts by being so blunt all the time and no one can change my mind.
Bart: *holding a piece of pizza but staring at Tim*
Tim: what?
Bart: just debating if i wanna eat this or kiss you rn.
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Kon: morning Bart.
Bart, without skipping a beat: you look great today. New hair gel?
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Jason: why are you so close-
Bart: nothin’. You just have really pretty eyes.
You cant tell me he wouldn’t.
If you think Tim wouldn’t use Bart’s eidetic memory to his advantage then you thought wrong
Tim: Bart, progress report.
Bart: *goes into a long and detailed spiel about the mission word for word how Tim wrote it looking bored the entire time*
Tim, in the middle of battle: I need the file on [insert villain name]
Bart: *recites the strengths and weaknesses off the top of his head like a pro*
The teams reaction to Bart complaining
Bart: Wally and I had a fight.
Tim: I’m sure he didn’t mean it.
_
Bart: Wally and I had a fight.
Kon: did you win?
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Bart: Wally and I had a fight.
Cassie: next time, go for the eyes and then strike the throat-
I just imagine how Jay and Bart meet being something stupid.
Bart’s visiting the manor to chill cause they understand his trauma and pain better than any of the flashfam, who also kinda disowned him.
They started a harmless “drink if you have” game and so it begins.
Jason, being a little shit that likes making people uncomfortable by bringing up his death: alright. Drink if you’ve died.
*both Jason and Bart take a shot* (obviously Dami can’t cause he’s underage and not playing)
Duke: dude, you died?
Bart: *shrugs*
*room is silent for a bit*
Bart: *nervous sweats*
Bart: alright so, drink if you’ve been to space-
So on so fourth.
Jason, emotionally unstable and doesn’t know the first thing about confronting feelings: ...
Bart, completely driven by emotion and intuition who just wants to be loved and give his love: so, A date then?
Jason: yea, sounds cool.
Bart: What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Bart: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
Tim: What does glue have to do with this?
Bart: I knew you’d get stuck there
Jason: I was wondering if you'd go with me to Bruce's wedding next week.
Bart: Are you asking me on a date next to a dead person.
Jason: You know I'm at my calmest while on the job. Is that a yes or a no?
*In the middle of a briefing*
Batman: Our target is a man by the name of Percy Dunn, he's the gangs runner and will be the most likely lead to the main operation.
Bart: Percy Dunn? The Lightning Thief.
Tim: That's Percy Jackson, Bart.
Kon: You don't feel anything?
Tim: closure. Indifference... Hunger.
Kon: Wow, you're like a robot.
Tim: Thanks, I got the same comment on my tinder.
Bart: So have you told Dick about us?
Tim: What? No. That's like posting it on my Facebook page... if I had a Facebook page.
Tim: or had any desire to share intimate life details with people I'd avoid on the street.
So this is more of a personal opinion but the Teen Titans run in 2003 is… really painful to read as someone who got really attached to the Young Justice (98) run. For a whooole number of reasons.. but today I will concentrate on bart (because like for the past three days al ive talked about is bart)
Because the first issues are all “Impulse you’re so fucking useless” and “ew don’t touch me” and “Oh my god conner i missed you so much” and absolutely nobody believes in Bart. And it pisses me off.
Wally was written as such a fucking asshole. “I took things seriously” OH IM SORRY MR PERFECT THAT NEVER FUCKING GOOFED AROUND AND HAD FRIENDS AND GOT EXCITED AND USED HIS POWERS TO HIS ADVANTAGE???? and suddenly bart does it and he’s such a fucking failure and he’s not good enough???? Give me a fucking BREAK. “I founded the titans” okay yes do you want a gold star??? So petty and for what smh
And I mean… bart is so… he’s bart. and I absolutely love him. He’s just excited, and people take this as ridiculously stupid and immature. And YES i have read the issues where bart spends three solid minutes talking to a cardboard cut-out of the flash, but he’s just a kid… he deserves better than whatever the fuck this run is
…. let that one linger. I mean I’m no Bart but hearing that hurts. A lot.
And Cassandra (i refuse to call whoever she is ‘cassie’) was such a bitch to him?? i get that she got expelled from school but the rest is all bullshit (cassandra here got expulsed because she threw a tantrum and gave out her secret idenity to the whole school and used her powers, which already tells you that this is out of character- although she might have done something similar but she wouldn’t go as far as she did)
You can’t even blame Bart for being ‘immature’ and ‘childish’ here because they’re literally 16???? 17 at most and Cassandra is written as such a fucking bitchhh in the whole runnn and im pretty sure all my mutuals hate me for saying it so often but it makes me so angry (as you probably noticed). And I’m not talking about the costume design (although, if you ask me it’s really out of character and also its ugly and my baby cassie would have done waay better than that. I mean she had biker shorts because they were good to kick in and now she has JEANS???? and a belt to top that WITH A HEADBAND???? cassie is a barette bitch and her hair is short because she likes it like that and she would rather die than get bangs). And I don’t know what’s going on with her, but what the fuck is up with tim?? I’m sure he’s got his shit going on at home with batsy but like…. fuck you
they’re all being such assholes to bart, but he’s there nonetheless, energetic and bubbly, as if nothing’s happened. He even had a heart-to-back with Cassandra (you can guess who spilled their heart and who gave their back)
Oh and don’t let me forget that after this, Cassandra still thinks on leaving. But then cOnNeR goes “no you belong here” and cassandra goes “aw youre right lets kiss now” (not that i have anything against kon or the ship but it was just taken to extremes in this run, because conner this and conner that and lets clone my dead best friend and your boyfriend oh and lets kiss too because we totally dont do that enough)
Now they’re at this prison of sorts and there’s a fire, and there’s smoke and Bart takes in consideration that he might hurt someone if he goes too fast (because of the smoke)
And oh im sorry okay cassie no need to use THAT tone (although ill let it slide, it’s cool i get it- sorta)
AND THEN BECAUSE ITS TOTALLY NOT MOTHERFUCKING ENOUGH BECAUSE NOBODY HAS NEGLECTED BART ENOUGH ALREADY THIS HAPPENS
“help out impulse” NO FUCK YOU???? ‘Oh impulse the smoke just magically cleared stop being so useless” EXCUSE YOU???? and may i add that kori is also… not that nice to bart…
OH AND MAY I ADD THAT AS BART WENT IN THE BUILDING (because KORY told him to) HE GOT SHOT WITH A TRANQUILIZER THAT IMMOBILIZED HIM FOR A FUCKING HALF MINUTE AND THEN SLADE BLEW HIS KNEECAP OFF??? AND IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO FUCKING KORY THAT IT WAS HER THAT TOLD HIM TO GO IN THE FIRST PLACE???? hhh
call me insane but this is just…. really out of character (then again almost the whole thing is) because you can’t tell me that Cassie and Kon (and tim and cissie and greta and literally anyone that bart has ever interacted with because that’s the effect that he has on people) wouldn’t destroy every piece of shit in their way to blow off slade’s other eye. and after this they do go after slade but like hhhhhhhhhhhhh my boy deserves better okay reading these issues is just liek pouring bleach in my eyes its just… sigh
OH AND THEN BART GOT AGED UP AND IM LIKE OKAY AND THNE HE DIED RIGHT AND THEY GRIEVED HIM FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES AND THEN THEY WENT BACK TO CLONING CONNER AND IM JUST LIKE???????
Casting News The Flash Season 7
I am not too overjoyed with this whole Bart Allen-News. I guess it could go down great, but I have several issues with this whole thing:
1. They already did Bart’s storyline with Nora in Season 5. Are they just re-doing it? (That would be kind of lame).
2. He is supposed to be Barry’s grandson not his son, and there are reasons for that!
3. If he is his son, I hope for the sake of me continuing to watch the show without hating it that he is Nora’s brother and not the new child that replaces Nora, who will now never exist. Because that would mean that Eric Wallace did just erase a female character in order to replace her with a male one, mainly because he and the other writers and fans can’t stomage a female Hero as the Flash of the Future. And that would just be the worst, in every possible way. I mean this could lead to a Diggle-Spawn kind of thing with Nora coming back into existence at a later point and then having both there, but I am just … no, please not again. I don’t really want Barry angsting about erasing Nora from existence by … not dying - which would make no sense because if he would have died he could have never hand any kind of children at all. So just please let them not do this. So either replace Don with Bart or have litte Bro Bart if you must do this ( I don’t really think they must).
4. And there goes my theory that Nora’s Twin-Brother is the new Goodspeed. Unless they go around and change the timeline before the episode in which he turns up as Impulse, which actually could be interesting. And if this leak is actually meant as a distraction … mhm …. but still can’t see Bart in this kind of storyline (because that would be just wrong for the character).
Blue Beetle: is anyone here good at lying?
Impluse: yeah I’ve been faking stuff this entire time
Blue Beetle: like what?
Impulse, realizing he can’t tell Jaime he’s faked his entire personality because that would require a whole lot of context:...being straight
Blue Beetle:...okay so Bart can’t lie, Robin you do it