csquared3210 - Sometimes Original Jokes
Sometimes Original Jokes

I would say you could be somewhere better than here, but I don’t have much room to talk

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3 years ago

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

3 years ago

Dance with the Witch and Kill Your God!

Sounds romantic!

Believe In Satan And Fuck Off

Believe in satan and fuck off

3 years ago

it is pretty annoying how the fandom erases shaggys flaws to make him into a uwu precious scoobie snack babie…like hes a coward that when push comes to shove isnt there to help out his friends lmao

3 years ago

I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.

3 years ago
Welcome To The Space Age, Ladies And Gentlemen

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

3 years ago

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

3 years ago
THE RISE OF CATHULHU 

THE RISE OF CATHULHU 

by Ilustrata

3 years ago

Just dudes bein bros

3 years ago

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

3 years ago

@unpretty

3 years ago

Reminder that when you're driving and there's weather like fog, snow, or rain, turn your headlights on. It doesn't help you to see better, no, but it does help other cars to see you, preventing accidental collisions from literally just not seeing another car.

This goes for everyone but especially "neutral" colored cars like gray, silver, white, black, and even just dark colors like dark blue. Cars with those colors blend into the road whenever visibility is low. Turn your headlights on. Let other cars know where you are.

3 years ago

It's so weird talking to people who's view of "here's the way life is for everyone" is shattered as soon as they talk to someone with disabilities (physical, mental illness, any). Like you'll say you'll have a problem and instead of helping you they'll argue with you about how you're not actually facing that problem. Like,

Me: Hey, I'm really struggling to find a job and a part of it is my resume. I was depressed & psychotic during highschool so I didn't do anything to gain skills or achievements to put on my resume. I also don't have anyone to put as a reference. What can I do?

Them: You can add your skills, hobbies, clubs you're in, and different volunteer work you've done! You can also get your teacher as a reference.

Me: I already know what to put on a resume, my issue is that I don't have things that I can use. Also, I'm in my mid 20s so I don't know if I can put my highschool teacher as a reference.

Them: Well if you're a part of a church or an activity group, you could add that. Also, think of any projects you've worked on in the past.

Me: I already know you can put these things on a resume. I'm not looking for suggests of things I've already done, I'm looking for what I can do now if I haven't done anything.

Them: There's no way you didn't do anything during highschool?? What about some odd jobs you definitely did for extra money, like babysitting or mowing the lawn?

Me: I spent all of highschool either in modified classes or in bed doing nothing - not even hobbies, what about that do you not understand?

And then you talk to someone who's also disabled and they're like "Here's a bunch of jobs you can do from home that don't pay much but look good on a resume, here's some free online courses that also look good on a resume, here's how you can be making small amounts of money in the meantime, here's some things you can put besides a professional reference, and here are your rights if your future employer tries to take advantage of your disability - which you probably shouldn't tell them about unless you need accommodations."

And suddenly my will to continue trying returns!

3 years ago
An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

3 years ago

Don’t return ebooks or audiobooks you’ve consumed on Amazon and Audible

Amazon and Audible made it into their policy that you can return ebooks and audiobooks and get a full refund.

They actively promote this, making their book shop into a book lending service, de facto a library you subscribe to. That’s their business plan to encourage subscribtions.

The dirty thing, however, is that Amazon and Audible are making the authors pay for each refunded item. They will detract money, income, royalties, from the authors’ account. They’re not hurting from the refund, the author is.

Look, no-one is saying you’re not allowed to return an item if you’ve read the first 50 pages or listened to the first 45 minutes. Maybe the style is not your thing. Maybe you don’t like the narrator’s voice. Maybe the quality of the writing drops severely after chapter three. Go ahead, if the product is bad, return it.

What I’m talking about is that no one should be able to listen to a ten-hour audiobook or read through nearly an entire novel and still get a refund.

Most of the readers don’t know who’s paying for this business plan. It’s not Amazon and Audible, they’re still keeping your subscription money. It’s the authors.

Spread the word.

3 years ago

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

Abled Person: Hey Man, Can You Hold This Wad Of $2,000 And This One Penny For Me While I Open My Wallet?

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

3 years ago

The appalling travesty that was BBC’s Sherlock has infested the Sherlock Holmes fandom like a malignant tumour so I want you all to know how awesome the OG literary Holmes was:

The literary Sherlock Holmes was an autistic coded character before people knew what autism was.

The literary Sherlock Holmes was an explicitly aromantic character before people had a word for that.

Literary Holmes solved mysteries not merely for the intellectual stimulation but also out of a genuine desire to do good. He cared deeply about every client. HE WAS NOT A HIGH-FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH! He could definitely be insensitive and blunt but he was not callous or unfeeling.

Literary Sherlock threatened to beat a guy who was being creepy with his own stepdaughter.

Literary Sherlock learned to grow past his misogyny after a woman outsmarted him.

In particular, he was always respectful to Mrs Hudson, never belittling or talking down to her (the otherwise enjoyable Guy Ritchie films screw this up too). In fact, they got along so well that they were actually a very popular ship back in the day.

Literary Holmes would NEVER call Watson an idiot. He was his only friend who he loved and respected, even if he did get frustrated with him sometimes. He didn’t need to belittle others to feel powerful.

Literary Holmes and Watson broke into a corrupt man’s house and witnessed him being murdered by a woman he was blackmailing. They knew exactly who she was but they let her get away because they were chaotic good like that.

Literary Holmes had HUMILITY: something a smug prig like Steven Moffat will never understand. He could be arrogant but he had a sense of humour and was willing to admit when he was wrong. And he was wrong sometimes because he was a flawed human being, not some gross male power fantasy.

Literary Holmes respected the working class and was often disdainful of the rich. In Victorian England!

Literary Holmes indirectly caused the death of a guy who abused (and implicitly molested) his daughters and he didn’t give a single fuck about it.

At the end of the series, Holmes retires to Sussex to keep bees. Beekeepers are awesome.

3 years ago

My parents and I have wondered this for a long time.

Who writes those "about the author" descriptions for books?

I want to say it's the author but it's in third person?

Sometimes other people, sometimes the author writing in the third person. Then there's the "Odd and the Frost Giants" About the Author bit theory...

3 years ago

This is a neutral post

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Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

3 years ago

Watching the new drew gooden video with the "$5 a month" earbuds that you can't own no matter how much you pay and they'll remotely deactivate the earbuds if you stop paying for the subscription and I think we literally need to kill companies before they start having subscription models for physical items they can deactivate

3 years ago
”The Woman’s Got To Show Up, [like], “We All Done, Sweetie? Okay. Out You Go, I Gotta Make A Story
”The Woman’s Got To Show Up, [like], “We All Done, Sweetie? Okay. Out You Go, I Gotta Make A Story
”The Woman’s Got To Show Up, [like], “We All Done, Sweetie? Okay. Out You Go, I Gotta Make A Story

”The woman’s got to show up, [like], “We all done, sweetie? Okay. Out you go, I gotta make a story out of this mess.”

3 years ago
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID
More About Long COVID By A Young Person With Long COVID. Inspired By The Stories Of Hundreds Of COVID

More about long COVID by a young person with long COVID. Inspired by the stories of hundreds of COVID long-haulers.

A sequel to this comic on my long COVID symptoms.

Ko-Fi

(ID under the cut)

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3 years ago

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged from a fruit gummy

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3 years ago

Un gritón de megapiseles

3 years ago

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

3 years ago

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this is the sword of good fortune, may it aid you in your travels. 

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