Latest Posts by cursed--cowboy - Page 3
Me: *draws a tarot card to describe me; picks The Fool*
Me, a fucking fool: “Oh, I wonder what this could mean”
Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves
Kankuro is everyone's fun uncle
talking
AH
[sound warning kinda]
The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris
Uncle Sheo yeets meteor at morrowind
Dagoth Ur:
i sleep
Molag Bal terrorising and anchoring tamriel
Dagoth Ur:
i sleep
Clavicus Vile threatening vivec and morrowind
Dagoth Ur:
i sleep
Nocturnal fucking around with sotha sil and his clockworkcity
Dagoth Ur:
i sleep
Nerevar: is reborn
Dagoth Ur:
SWEET NEREVAR !!!!!! 💞💕
aand then of course the first thing dagoth ur proceeds to do is giving the nerevarine a wedding dream.
dagoth ur got them priorities.
brynjolf, about the dragonborn: i’ve only known them for a day and a half but if anything happened to them i’d kill everyone in riften and then myself.
“Please sir”
(via)
Do you ever see something that fills you with so much joy that if you don’t share it with people you’re going to explode? Yeah that’s this
🌺 Cheyenne
When you beat the very first quest of the main questline (Soul Shriven In Coldharbour), your award is a container describe as being a sealed daedric urn with your name on it
Being handed your own cremated remains has got to fuck you up
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I NEVER NOTICED THIS???? HANG ON ONE SEC ANON
I must be really missing Skyrim because I had this dream the other night and I woke up laughing
dad look at this cool bat i found outside. dad please look at him. dad you're not looking please he's so cool look
Sorry this is super low-hanging fruit, LOL.
Paarthurnax: *removes Dragonborn from his neck so he can stretch*
Last Dragonborn: Dragon Dad is . . . evil? Dragon Dad is unyielding? Dragon Dad is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Tamriel as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household. I can—
Paarthurnax: *puts Dragonborn back on his neck*
Last Dragonborn: Nevermind.
