@keiimyeh

Dat me

then you risk the d hitting the front of the inside of the toilet which is moist since you can't see, and that's a disgusting experience that no male really likes having to go through-

As a male, one of the worst kinds of silence is when you try to pee in the toilet at night and don’t hear a splash

@keiimyeh so much this-

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I made this last night and forgot to upload it

shit i can't not laugh at this

Straight men have no idea of how uncomfortable they make women, to a point where women are automatically on guard whenever they meet a new guy. I know this firsthand because every time I meet a girl and she finds out I’m gay, I can visibly watch her guard drop; her body language changes to complete relief. It’s pretty astounding to observe.

Granted, I’m sure if a girl is homophobic it’s a different story, but you get my point.