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1. βI remember you, youβre the one who accidentally set the tavern on fire.β
2. βDid you have to wear those shoes? We are trying to rob a bank.β
3. βSometimes when life gets stressful you just make some pudding and then lay on the floor.β
4. βIf acting like an idiot was a job, Iβd be the CEO.β
5. βWhy are you wearing that? Itβs 30 degrees out here! How are you not dying?β
6. βCan you stop raising the dead for one minute and help me with this pizza?β
7. βIβm laughing because Iβm dead on the inside.β
8. βNo stabbing people while we are here, okay?β
9. βJust because we hate each other doesnβt mean I donβt care about them.β
10. βYou wanna catch these hands? Iβm ready to throw down! Come over here! Iβm so ready to-.β
11. βWant some potatoes? You look like you had a long day.β
12. βI love when I see that my plan has worked.β
13. βWhere did you get those socks?β
14. βIf you see me burst out of this room running you should start running too.β
15. βIβll wrap your door in tinfoil.β
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