1. “I remember you, you’re the one who accidentally set the tavern on fire.”
2. “Did you have to wear those shoes? We are trying to rob a bank.”
3. “Sometimes when life gets stressful you just make some pudding and then lay on the floor.”
4. “If acting like an idiot was a job, I’d be the CEO.”
5. “Why are you wearing that? It’s 30 degrees out here! How are you not dying?”
6. “Can you stop raising the dead for one minute and help me with this pizza?”
7. “I’m laughing because I’m dead on the inside.”
8. “No stabbing people while we are here, okay?”
9. “Just because we hate each other doesn’t mean I don’t care about them.”
10. “You wanna catch these hands? I’m ready to throw down! Come over here! I’m so ready to-.”
11. “Want some potatoes? You look like you had a long day.”
12. “I love when I see that my plan has worked.”
13. “Where did you get those socks?”
14. “If you see me burst out of this room running you should start running too.”
15. “I’ll wrap your door in tinfoil.”
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Great poetry that speaks right to me and squeezes my soul
“perspective”
so you say you know what I think all so obvious as it’s written there in ink but oh how wrong can you be as your eyes only read what your mind wants them to see impossible for you to be truly perceptive as you interpret my words from your mind’s own perspective you take every word that I ever write or say and translate each and every one into your own way so to see what I see you need to set your mind free take everything you’ve learnt and leave it behind forget your opinions as they’re nothing like mine through your blinkered view my truth you’re denying to see me and to see how I think to understand what’s written in ink you’ve got to stop being you and see the world from a different view but that ain’t gonna be that I can see you will never see anything but your view of me you’ll never see things from a different perspective as you’re too preconditioned to ever be truly receptive
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The Pudu Deer is the world’s smallest deer. They live in bamboo thickets to hide from predators.
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