Same Brushes as yesterday
Getting quite fond of them
Oh I know
if you know you know
dude/babe it’s the same thing
chris evans in a ransom cardigan and tank top while wearing a chain and slightly exposing his tattoos:
the truth needs to be told.
maybe D*sney wouldn’t have to try so hard (and fail) to kill stucky if Bucky hadn’t essentially called Steve a twink in the first 5 minutes of TFA
If I had a nickel for every time Marvel killed Tony Stark, I’d have 4 nickels. Which isn’t enought to pay for my therapy bills but it’s weird that it happened four times
Summary: Bucky’s been having difficulties in a certain… department. He’s at a loss, completely ready to give up until he starts theorizing. If you have the ability to heal people, maybe you can help him out. Maybe you’ll be able to fix him.
Pairing(s): Bucky Barnes x (F) Reader
One-Shot
Warnings: SMUT 18+ ONLY PLEASE!!!; unprotected sex (wrap it up, folks!); masturbation; elements of orgasm denial; elements of orgasm delay; handjobs; anal fingering (Bucky receiving); use of sex toys (vibrators - Bucky receiving); prostate massage; coming untouched; blowjobs; dirty talk; painful masturbatory efforts; enhanced Reader (no y/n); pet names (doll, baby); age difference kink; multiple orgasms; strong language; mutual pining; lube, lube, and more lube; CONSENT, ALL THAT LOVELY CONSENT!
Word Count: 12,400+
A/N: I have no excuse for this. Enjoy! xxMoni
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It’s two in the morning and the room is literally cold but Bucky’s body is burning up, clenching and unclenching the miserable coil that’s been resting inside his heaving stomach since midnight. He’s sweating, sticking to the cotton sheets below him and even though it feels incredibly uncomfortable, he can’t seem to stop himself from grinding down onto the bed. It’s relaxing and blissful, the pressure of the mattress against his back and bottom, but it’s also the most he can do without absolutely falling over the edge.
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me seeing everyone under the "what if" tag crying over tony stark's death for the fourth time :
i can't believe celebrities are competing with each other about who's gonna look the ugliest in this year's met gala
^.^
My friend just told me I can't compete with Alejandra Onieva (Sebastian Stan's girlfriend) and this was my reply :/ PS I wrote I meant compete**
every male celebrity stands like this on the red carpet
steve: *accidentally messes something up*
steve: ...so—
y/n, who has seen all his PSA videos courtesy of Peter: you got detention.
bucky: what?
y/n: you screwed up.
y/n: you know what you did was wrong.
steve: Y/N SHUT UP—
y/n: the question is, how are you gonna make things right?
sam, dying in the background:
bucky, confused: what is going on?
sam: i gotta show you something real quick—
steve: SAM NO—
I feel obligated to post this on Tumblr because it’s thanks to @hansoeii if I did it 😂
bonus pic:
People: “Clint had a FaMiLY, a wIfE anD cHilDrEN, he can’t die”
Natasha:
pov: you just watched the season one finale of loki
How dare you give me bottom Loki and top Loki in a span of a week? Are you trying to kill me?
so there’s no hot evil villain in love with me?
Am I the only one that doesn’t think Loki is narcissistic? I think he craves atttention because he doesn’t have enough. He feels neglected and tries to make things about himself to attract attention. In the scene where Loki explains his theory to Mobius, he looks like an excited puppy. He is so excited for the possibility that maybe for once he’s right. That behaviour is something that is very common in neglected children. Sif says to Loki that he is alone and always will be alone. His whole life he had no real friends and the only person that ever believed in him was Frigga. He was always overlooked and lived in the shadows of Thor’s greatness. Loki said that he hurts people as a part of the illusion for a desperate attempt at having the control that he has never had. A narcissist would never be able to admit this and would not even believe it. Narcissism by definition is the pursuit of gratification from vanity or egotistic admiration of one's idealised self-image and attributes. We know that this is not Loki because from what we’ve seen throughout the mcu is that he does not think of himself as amazing. He is self-critical and insecure. Throughout his lifetime, he has been told over and over again that he is not enough and I think that he may say “I am a god” and “I am burdened with glorious purpose” to convince himself and others that he is great. Loki is not narcissistic, he hides his insecurities behind a shield that resembles narcissism.
Mobius the whole episode:
they fed us SO well today
when u adopt a space god and they wont shut the fuck up
thank u guys whove been leaving nice comments in the tags im crying over them