Decdoug - I Am Doug

It was in the morning, she asked if I could come pick her up. When I got there, she said I had to come in for a coffee. It was the start of something amazing.

The best text messages I've ever received from her, for real :

1. I'll finally stay at his place for the night, don't wait for me, go to sleep

2. I would like to go to this party, but without you

3. His cock was longer. Thicker too

4. When I wanted to leave he became hard again, so we did it one more time

5. I gave him a blowjob and he liked it very much so I let him cum in my mouth

Tell me if you like it, tell me if you want more, tell me what kind of text you like to get from her in the comments

Yep, exactly.

I saw this and copied all the questions to send to my wife, asking her if she would answer as many as she felt like. She must have been awake for a while last night and here are some answers she sent back to me (my added comments are in brackets). As always, I learnt something new, or am going to learn something new perhaps (I don’t have any recollection about a policeman’s Harley).

5. You already know the answer to this one. (She gave a guy from her high school a very quick blowjob - he came nearly instantly - when she was 16. She says she got off to a bit of a slow start by the way, compared to her best friend at least).

6. As above. (She first had sex with her first serious boyfriend on her 17th birthday, she was shit scared she would get pregnant!).

7. Having my back massaged.

8. Smelly guys, bad body odour.

9. Rub my back, and my ass.

10. I guess it was the time I sat on the policeman’s Harley.

11. You know this. My back, my butt, my feet.

12. I told you at the beach (I will write about it).

13. I didn’t know it until I tried it but yes, I do like having two hard dicks, you were right all along. Our foursome was fun too, maybe I should try again and tell you all about it?

14. I like it when you send me the dick of the day pics (something I do when I’m away with work and will do more of after our talks). I don’t mind it when guys send them to me either. I don’t want to send nudes of myself though, you know why (she is terrified of them getting out and/or being recognised).

16. Swallow but I do like the look on your face when you’re watching and I let some cum run out of my mouth.

17. No preference. Foreskins are fun to play with though.

18. With you, a bit of both. With Tom, sensual. With Grant definitely rough.

22. I love teasing you if that counts.

23. Until Grant, I would have said I don’t want anything bigger than you babe. Now, I can’t imagine liking bigger than him.

26. Girls - boobs, closely followed by nice butts. Guys - always arms.

27. I still owe you this one don’t I? (Louise had sex on a beach, during the day, with her first real boyfriend. She had sex in a car, in a very high risk place, with her ex before me).

32. Apart from having sex with other guys and telling my husband all about it?

34. See question 12.

35. See question 12.

36. Huh? (She needs some more education, LOL).

38. Maybe, see question 12.

39. You know I do, especially on my neck and my nipples.

43. Three. I will leave the next 5 questions to your imagination except to say I do. (Sigh, more tease).

49. Yes.

50. Giving.

51. Sucking someone’s dick at the same time.

52. I try my best don’t I?

62. Yes.

63. Love (naughty girl, she does too).

64. You tell me (so good that I still wonder if she didn’t practice a lot before she met me).

65. Sometimes.

66. (She didn’t answer but she is always fully shaved).

67. I like you trimmed. I like it when Tom is fully waxed.

68. You still hold the record babe (13).

78. I believe I do (more teasing).

Sexual Questions.

Feel free to ask I'll answer any

1. First kiss?

2. First time masturbating?

3. First sex toy?

4. First kink tried?

5. First time doing oral?

6. First time having sex?


-Turn Ons

7. Biggest turn on?

8. Biggest turn off?

9. Quickest way to get horny?

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

11. Top 3 places to be touched?

12. Ultimate fantasy?

13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?


-Preferences

15. Sex or masturbation?

16. Spit or swallow?

17. Cut or uncut dicks?

18. Rough or sensual sex?

19. Oldest person you’d sleep with?

20. Loud or quiet partners?

21. How much foreplay do you like?

22. How much teasing do you like?

23. What is too big for you to take?

24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

25. How much kissing do you like during sex?

26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?


-Location

27. Would you have sex in public?

28. Last place you had sex?

29. Where would you most like to have sex?

30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?


-Kinks

32. What’s your biggest kink?

33. Are you okay with name calling in bed?

34. Would you do any BDSM?

35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

37. Do you like overstimulation?

38. Do you like having pain involved?

39. Do you like biting/being bitten?

40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

42. Have any roleplaying preferences?


-Masturbation

43. Do you own sex toys? How many?

44. What do you masturbate to?

45. How often do you masturbate?

46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

47. Do you masturbate with penetration?

48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?


-Oral

49. Do you enjoy giving oral?

50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

53. Can you deepthroat?


54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it?

55. What’s your breast size?

56. How often do you go braless?

57. Do you finger yourself?

58. How familiar are you with your g-spot?

59. Do you squirt?


-Sex

60. How often do you do unprotected sex?

61. How loud are you in bed?

62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

63. Do you like/dislike cum?

64. How good are you at dirty talk?

65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?


66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched?

67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair?

68. How many orgasms can you have in a day?

69. How many other people know your bra size?

70. What do you wear to bed?

71. Any funny sex stories?

72. What food if any would you use during sex?

73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?

74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

75. Do you often get horny in public?

76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?

78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

This was just a couple of months ago, sent to her new “friend” J. They were sending flirty texts about her all over suntan and he asked for photographic proof.

My wife me asked me how the game works, the girls she works with were talking about playing it on a night out they were planning. Could have been messy…

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I have been wanting to share a story, at least a short version of it. I have a really good friend, Steve, we have been mates since we were teenagers. L and I had always agreed that none of our friends would ever know about our secrets and that she wouldn’t ever have sex with any of our closer male friends, acquaintances yes, close friends no. More accurately, it was more of a rule for her, not so much for me, but it was certainly one I never questioned. All that changed just after Easter, when the three of us caught up for a long lunch on a Wednesday afternoon. There was supposed to be another couple with us but, unfortunately (actually, it was fortunately), they had to cancel.

Steve has been a bachelor for a long time and has not had a lady in his life for several years now. Aside from her recent real naughtiness, L has always been a terrible flirt and has never had any issue in teasing Steve about his love life. For some years it was about the one night stands and, lately, poor Steve has copped it about his lack of action. Of course, he has always known she’s teasing and just laughs it off. This time was different.

Our lunch was great and we were on our third bottle of wine when the tone changed significantly. It is often at the third or fourth glass that L’s inhibitions diminish somewhat and, this time, Steve was her target. I had no idea and didn’t actually cotton on that she was up to anything until things were, let’s say, quite advanced.

Anyway, she had been teasing him and reached over the table, to take one of his hands in hers. She said something like, “Steve, I think you could do with a good blowjob.”

It really wasn’t out of character for her but it was still unexpected, I expect wine would have probably come out of my nose had I taken a mouthful just before she said it. Steve just laughed, as he does, he clearly thought she was just speaking in general terms, as did I. He did say she was right and said the problem was that there was nobody offering him one.

I really knew she was in full bad girl mode when she replied that she was doing just that. Offering.

Without going into all the details about the next couple of minutes of her flirting, he basically looked at me to see what I thought, my shrug sealed the deal I guess.

Less than an hour later we were at Steve’s place. I was sitting in an armchair, watching as L took his fat cock into her mouth for the first time. I had definitely told her that Steve is well endowed in the past, but her exclamation of “oh my,” as she first helped him out of his jeans made it clear that she was pleasantly surprised at just how well, especially from a girth perspective. Watching her suck someone’s dick is possibly my favourite thing at the moment and I enjoyed the show, especially seeing how much L seemed to be into it.

Unfortunately for me, in a way at least, that show didn’t last long. After a couple of minutes L started to look into my eyes, at first I figured it was all part of the show she was putting on for me. Then, between lick and sucks, she told me wanted to do more with his dick than just suck it. She let me know she wanted to take Steve to his bedroom and feel his dick inside her.

“You don’t want me to come with you do you babe,” was both my answer and a question I didn’t really need to ask. I certainly wanted to but I’d sensed she wanted to go it alone, just her and Steve.

“No babe, just us two for now, she said, I remember it word for word because of the promise of what I was sure “for now” meant to both of us.

I would love to be able to tell a story about how I sat there and listened to them have wild sex for an hour or more. That’s not the truth though, they were back out in less than fifteen minutes I reckon, it could have even been less than ten. Steve, was actually quite embarrassed, he was very apologetic to L and I soon learned that he didn’t last very long, it had indeed been a long time and he came quite quickly. Steve is actually a few years older than me and he confessed that he really needed a little blue pill to be at his best, he didn’t even have any in the house as his dry spell had been so long.

As always, my L was amazing. She hugged him and told him it was perfectly ok. She reminded him that she had offered him a blowjob and had no expectations other than to help him have a little bit of fun. We ended up staying for another couple of hours, Steve cooked some steaks on the barbecue while L pulled together a salad, all the while looking sexy as all hell, just wearing her panties and top, with no bra. We ate dinner and shared another bottle of wine before we said our good nights and headed home. Poor Steve was still a bit downcast about his performance so L did leave him with the promise that he could try again if he really wanted.

“I’d like to feel your dick again if you want to,” she said as we left. I’m sure it was as much for my arousal as his, she had my hand between her thighs (outside her jeans) all the way home in the uber too.

Since that day, she has indeed felt his dick again, twice in fact. Both times were when I was away, with my blessing. She doesn’t always ask me for permission, she doesn’t have to and she knows it but, with Steve being my close mate, she wanted the reassurance. From a good news perspective, Steve did get hold of some of those tablets. I am told she did enjoy their second liaison and she did cum when riding him from on top. Their third get together, just last weekend, went even better.

“Oh yeah babe, he fucked me good,” she said as she told me quite a lot about their evening together.

Before I wrap up, I’d like to tell about something else she said recently. With Steve added to her “tally” she has now had sex with a total of seven guys. She said she was feeling very doubtful about making the number that I had said would be a nice target for her or, more accurately, a target for me. Back last year, after her first MMF encounter with Tom and Grant, a “how many guys is too many” conversation happened between us. It was really just for fun, there is no target or limit, but I definitely recall saying I thought a total of ten would be a good number. I was her third, Tom and Grant made it five so I figuring doubling that would be pretty impressive and a lot of fun.

Her regular masseur is number six (I don’t think I mentioned him here before) and Steve is number seven. I think I have that right, it’s been a big eight or nine months.

“So, it’s only three more, how’s that so hard?” I asked.

“In only a few months?” was her question in reply.

It turns out we had our wires a little crossed. It was all just in jest but I thought we were talking about lifetime total, she had latched onto something else I said and thought it was within a year. What’s really funny is that she said “well, I haven’t given up yet.”

Now it’s more to confirm I still love it, she knows she doesn’t need my “permission.”

We had a leaky roof and she said the guy who came around to have a look was very cute. On the day they came to do the actual repairs, she sent me a text similar to this and said I should keep an eye on our backyard security camera. This was quite a while ago now, she chickened out and got fully dressed before they came. I suspect she’d be a bit more bold these days, especially if I offered a bribe for the dare…

My wife had told me snippets but it took us more than twenty years of marriage to get to this level of talk. I’d say I know all the answers to these except, maybe, I doubt the answer she gives to last one. I always tell her she is just saying it but she is always adamant it was with me. Mind you, the night she is referring to was incredible, at a beachside hotel a few weeks after we first met. I’d love to be there to see her beat it!

These days she says it’s Rip (from Yellowstone) for the first one. He does it for her in every way apparently - she says it is the overall character but his hardness and the way he looks at Beth especially get to her…