My Fyp It's Really Doing Its Job Today, Damn. Call Me Caligula I Guess.

is there a kink where i get to wear a black hoodie, speak to no one about my inner life, stay up all night doing questionable shit, have red-rimmed eyes from intox abuse and lack of sleep, get to be insufferable and weird and avoidant and people STILL want to fuck me???

anyone? bueller?

Drink water from source: Wet pussy.

you've got the kind of beauty that makes others want to praise you

saturday

Boys are such useful bed accessories. You can dress them pretty to match with your pillows and plushies, their bodies are warm so they work like a biological heaters to make bed cozy and of course you can also use them as sex toys as much as you please.

i love aggressive women so very much

i have little hearts in my eyes when i think of them

my gf's dad: i don't trust you young man, i'm going to do everything to you that you do to my daughter

me: ...wait PROMISE?