Im Sorry But She Served This Severely

when the morally ambiguous scientist breaks your art block

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

so uh guess what i watched

(prints!)

The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”

208. Oh no! Not this pig!

giving Garak and Bashir another fun episode that I wish existed... a Cardassian egg is found on DS9 and of course Bashir (medical expert) and Garak (the only Cardassian on the station) have to take care of it. Boom, they're now proud dads to little Said Garak-Bashir.

(close-ups under the cut)

wow I can't believe Dan and Herbert finally got together in Beyond Re-Animator (2003), really a win for the gays

doodle dump for your soul 🧎‍♀️

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees