Dieselsonictheforth - Ihavenoexplanation

Shout out to the scientists at Schmidt Ocean Institute for catching a living colossal squid on camera^^

We knew about these (extremely large) goopers for a hundred years, but this is the first documentation of a living one.

Oh and on top of that, it's a baby. And I dunno if it's old news or not but they can turn invisible (transparent)

Here's the footage:

Relationship goals

Vibe: deep amber

Wine: blood red

Mood: writing silly gay fanfic

Must be the perfect listener of every friend group. She is always all ears after all.

Dick: I think that I might have some mild trauma.

Batfam: you THINK?!?

Justice League and Young Justice: MIGHT have?!?

Titans: MILD?!?!?

Me when I realised I was collecting toxic and/or abusive relationships like candy wrap

To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

I grew up in a country that was once part of the communist block. I see the damage it has done, I despise it.

I also experience the awful reality of capitalism. I hate that too.

I am a socialist, I don't want to burn the house down just because there are bad people in it.

It would mean to take the risk of burning the paintings, the books, the piano, the chicken coop, the innocent child, the kind gardener and the lovely housekeeper too.

Because people have a tendency to get carried away.

People seriously have to learn the difference between socialism and communism

I had the same exact question. Up until I checked the re-blogs.

Where the fuck do you guys live?

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times