WHO WOULD WIN

Can I punch you and this time you not get hard about it

So, if you don't leave here tonight seeing the world upside down and liking very much what you see and feel, then we here at Theatre Des Vampires, have failed in our jobs - which is, at the heart of it, to laugh alongside your misery while you cry and scream for more. Everything you're about to see… is real. Remember that when you leave here tonight. You are all… complicit… repugnant… and appalling! And, I love you for it. And I welcome you… even as you disgust me!

Ben Daniels as Santiago INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season Two + gif per episode

Okay but hear me out... big dicks pissing. Men desperately fumbling with their zipper to free their thick, veiny cocks and unleash the torrent of urine from their aching bladder. The loud hiss of his stream hitting the ground. The seemingly endless reservoir of the man's bladder and the way they groan in relief as they let it all out.

lmfaoooo wtf

I love taking lil naps, but I always wake up feelin like I'm missing somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

a sleeping boy's face is something you can rut on & get yourself hard against while you cup its other cheek and quiet any confused protests by shushing it and telling it that it's just having a weird dream

Crushed [Goretober 24]

age gap so big we scare the motel receptionist when you bring me in at midnight :3

call me a salmon the way i want to be in a bears mouth