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This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)

the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!

Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…

Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.

Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!

Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!

The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…

Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!

Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!

Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?

Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?

Y/n: okay

Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…

Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!

Then you three teleport away.

This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)

the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!

Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…

Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.

Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!

Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!

The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…

Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!

Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!

Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?

Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?

Y/n: okay

Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…

Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!

Then you three teleport away.

This was real??? I thought it was a meme lol!

:)! Imagine the possibilities for Aether though lol

Thank you for tagging me in this Fable! It looks fun!

Last song - Judas by Lady Gaga

Fav colour - purple

Currently watching - Fionna and Cake

Last movie - How to train your dragon 3

Sweet/savoury/salty - savoury :)

Relationship status - single

Current obsessions - Genshin ;)

No pressure to anyone :)!

I was tagged by @cat-dragoness, but the reblog chain was getting long, so new post!

Last song: I haven't actually listened to anything yet today. Last thing I listened to last night was Andrew Peterson's Light for the Lost Boy album, which is my current going-to-sleep music.

Favorite color: Blue or purple, depending on the day.

Currently watching: I've been on-and-off watching FMA Brotherhood, Leverage, Critical Role Campaign 2, Phineas and Ferb, and a Fairy Tail rewatch for a while now.

Last movie: North by Northwest, but that was back in July. Whoops.

Sweet/savory/spicy: Sweet, mostly? But also savory depending on my mood. Never spicy.

Relationship status: Happily single, but also crushing on my own characters and a little bit on Quincy Morris.

Current obsession: There's this book called Song of the Selkies that came out a couple weeks ago, and I read it pre-release, and I only just this week managed to think about anything else.

Last thing googled: How to make a circle cape. Hobby Lobby has fleece on sale, and I've been thinking for a while about making the cape equivalent of my favorite fleece jackets, and I am So Tempted.

Tagging @as-dreamers-do, @invisiblewashboard, and @o-lei-o-lai-o-lord (and whoever else wants to do this).

I feel like if I were to go to a sagau for Genshin I would be watching all my cats be treated like royalty as I just sit unnoticed in the background

Diluc: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

Look y’all I’m fixated on genshin rn but if you’ve for some reason actually started reading my stuff I don’t have on tumblr, I’m not discontinuing any of the stories except one which shall not be fucking named!

Anyways I hope anyone reading this has a great day, also yes writer’s block is a pain

Oh fuck, so I just started a quest in fontain… Istg the characters are becoming self aware and I’m both happy and fucking terrified!

Also, oh the fic ideas are coming to me lol!

This is something else that just happened irl and it’s not a skit for Genshin!!

Mom: pumpkin can you come in here please?

Me: I just sat down so no

Mom: please pumpkin I need help

Me opening the door: oh you need help with that-

Mom: yes please

Me getting up and only just seeing my mom’s partner: well *partners name* can help instead!

Mom: no he can’t-

Moms partner walking into her room: I’ll help you if you help me

Me just giggling while going back to sit down: ah I have got to write this-

Moms partner muffled: *slightly muffled noises and fake words before he just ends talking with my mother*

Me: okay then

And then more chaos followed lol!

Yeah not genshin related but I hope you liked this lol! Have a great day!!

“Why In celestia are you- how are you? What the actual- is there a soul for a fucking animatronic utah raptor here?- HUMANS!!“

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 10

The ceremony had started and the fake body was thrown down causing the chaos….

You decided to do something that probably would be seen as really bad-

First you ran away from the scene of the crime with the Traveler and Paimon when Ajax jumped in to save the three of you, and then shit mainly happened like cannon until the four of you meet up with Zhongli…

“You must be Zhongli from the funeral parlour!” Ajax said, “yes that is correct” Zhongli replied, “you….” Y/n said staring at Zhongli, “oh- hi y/n-” Zhongli replied getting confused looks from the other three in the room, “did you do as I said?” You asked, Zhongli nodded quickly, things happen like they should in this meeting…

the Liyue part of this story is not over! Have a lovely day bye!

This is actually based on something that just happened irl! But I’m changing it abit to fit my personal plot!

Y/n having a conversation with Childe and Zhongli: I can recommend some books for it!

Zhongli: we all know I don’t read that stuff.

Childe: we can change that-

Venti walks In followed by a flushed Xiao

Venti: y/n has large tits, we could always take a pale and use that to milk y/n-

Zhongli absolutely mortified: what-

Childe laughing his ass off

Xiao: please-

Y/n: what the hell-

Y/n: I think you’ve drank to much boys…

They both frowned and left the room

Zhongli: I’m way to sober for this *grabs the unconscious Ajax and goes to his room*

Yeah that’s what happens in this one!

I changed it quite a bit due to wanting it to fit said characters lol, anyways have a great day~!

Help I’m having a midlife crisis! I’m not even in my 20’s! D:

Zhongli attempting to swindle y/n into being an adeptus

That’s the prompt!

Y/n: so you’re telling me you want to make a contract with me so I’ll be an adeptus?

Zhongli: yes

Y/n: what’s in it for me?

Zhongli: what exactly would you want?

Y/n: …yeah what I want is not achieved easily even for celestia

Zhongli: oh?

Y/n: well I won’t become an adeptus, but I will lend help if truly needed… would you care to know my conditions and sign a contract?

Zhongli: …I feel as if I will regret this but yes

Y/n: allow Barbatos to date your son, and allow your son freedom to do as he pleases in new spare time he has…

Zhongli: ‘on one hand it’s good for Xiao to have more freedom and time for himself… but on the other…’ why Barbatos?

Y/n: bitch- have you seen how they are together- honestly I’m surprised they aren’t together and fucking yet-

Zhongli: ah… I see your point, okay I will sign the contract.

Y/n: okay here’s the form!

Zhongli: how-when ???

Y/n: not telling but sign!

Zhongli: fine.

Ah yes a skit that’s cute!~

Have a lovely day I hope you enjoyed ;)

Would anyone like me to write some of your ideas? I can’t guarantee they’ll be good but I’ll do my best!

Ah yes another weird thing I guess!

Focalors no!!!

Neuvillette: miss do you know why you are presently in court and what crimes you have committed?

Y/n: yes’nt

Neuvillette: *sigh* you were found guilty for multiple offences and crimes, for instance: illegally entering private property, stealing from chests, disrespecting our archon statues-

Focalors: off with her head!

Everyone gasps in horror at that, Neuvillette turns white as a ghost.

Y/n just sits there blankly staring at Focalors.

Neuvillette: Focalors no!

Focalors: Focalors yes!

Before he could retort she created blades with water and swiftly cut of y/n’s head…

Everyone gasped and then it went silent as pink blood spilled like water from a creek…

Then laughter could be heard from the body as she reattached her head, she smiled still laughing.

Neuvillette: how?!?!

Y/n: It’s a secret!~

Y/n: anyways thanks for playing along Furina! I hope this entertained you!!

Focalors: you’re welcome y/n! It was funny seeing everyone’s faces! Especially the Traveler and that ginger who’s up next!~

Aether: y/n you bit-

Y/n: that’s my cue to leave bye!!!

Let’s say when Childe told Zhongli and the boyfriends what happened, the boyfriends had to physically restrain him from throwing a literal mountain at you….

Hoped y’all enjoyed this weird thing! Have a lovely day!

Warning for people, this contains stuff besides swearing that you may find uncomfortable to read about!

So I’ve just today remembered that periods exist, and since mine is decently irregular I was thinking about y/n’s first period since being in Teyvat… well this is the prompt lol.

Y/n waking up both Zhongli and the boyfriends as well as Traveler and Paimon with a shrill scream…

Everyone rushing into her room to see a lot of blood on her bed…

Everyone fucking panics while Zhongli just stands in the doorway like ‘wtf this shouldn’t have this reaction it’s normal for women’

Zhongli: y/n why’re you panicking… you’re on your period- I thought this was normal for human women-

Xiao, Venti and Paimon: what?!?!?? This doesn’t seem normal!

Aether now sitting on the floor: oh yeah I forgot, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve had to deal with a girl on their period…

Y/n starting to cry from the faint cramps: I forgot that this could happen okay!!! It’s been fucking 500+ years! I haven’t had my period since isekaing into this damn world!!!

Everyone besides y/n: you know what we’re not going to question that right now…

Zhongli: I’ll get Ajax and go buy you some stuff- you four stay and comfort her-

Aether: me and Paimon have to head back to Inuzuma and finish up with the anti-raider shogun training, so those two will be with y/n…

Paimon: oh yeah! Paimon forgot about that!

Xiao: what do we do-

Y/n: I’m going to go clean myself and hopefully find something to dull the pain and something akin to a pad to aid me until Ajax and Zhongli are back-

Zhongli: good idea, I’ll try to be quick.

Venti: I still don’t know what’s happening but I feel like I should.

Xiao: I don’t know what’s happening either!!

Y/n: don’t worry… I’m fine but could you both get me pain medication from bubu pharmacy?

Xiao and Venti: sure!

And so everyone left y/n in the house to get situated…

‘I’m so embarrassed!! I wonder if I could just snap my fingers and my bed/sheets will be clean…’ y/n thought, and so she tried and it didn’t work properly, she should of taken the sheets off first is all I’m saying…

Yeah she just ended up bathing and by the time she was done Zhongli, Ajax and the boyfriends were back with the stuff you needed thankfully…

Sorry if this was shitty, I’m overly tired, more so than I should be- anyways have a lovely day Huns!

This is not going to be apart of the sagau I’ve already made sadly, because it clashes with themes I want to write but have this au thing of an au lol

So the idea is: y/n, Aether and Paimon get dropped off with Thoma and end up being granted access to the first island before going on in the quests there, thing is when you finally find and confront Ei on the next, she has a figurine in her hand that’s painted, “oh fuck!” You say before cowardly hiding behind Aether in the kimono that Thoma bought you, Ei looks at you then panics before bowing after recognising you… “what brings you here all knowing one? And why are you against me..?” She says stopping her bow, everyone there turns to look at you surprised, “Shogun it’s been 200 years… don’t call me that anymore!!” You say quicker than you would have liked, “that doesn’t explain why you’re here and with the enemy of eternity…!” She replied starting to show a cold fury… “Shogun! If I was able to let something like this slide I wouldn’t! You cannot continue the vision hunt decree! Don’t you know the suffering it is causing!?!?!?!!” You say starting to get pissed off, you were fed up with the vision hunt now more then when you played through it in the game… “I challenge you to a duel! When I win you stop this madness and open the boarders of your nation again!” You say going towards her, the traveler tries to stop you with Paimons help but you shrug him off, “so be it..!!” She says getting out her katana, you end up grabbing a katana as well, you two circle each other before you go in, then it all ended with Ei on the ground blacked out, you barely hit her and this was the result… you grabbed out a fan after putting the katana back, everyone stared at you in complete shock, “Wahhh!!!” Paimon exclaimed in astonishment, “y-y/n?!?!?! Wha-how did you do that so easily! You made it seem like nothing!” Traveler said still overwhelmed and shocked by the situation, “ah… guess I wasn’t holding back enough? Oops!” You say before giggling nervously behind your fan.

When Ei woke up she felt as if she were a dead walking incarnate, to say she felt bad was an understatement, “as to the terms of the Duel Ei.. I have won therefore until I inevitably die or until your region falls under a new ruler, you will cease the vision hunt decree and open your borders to allow more people from overseas access to your nation and to allow your people to leave your region. Correct?” You state as formally as possible, she nods in understanding, “Alright who wants me to make some desserts? I have some I haven’t had in quite a while so I thought this is the perfect occasion don’t you think?” You say cheerfully, everyone there nods in excitement…

That’s how you ended the trouble in Ei’s nation and also ended up accidentally making everyone have a dessert coma while having left over desserts…

Let’s just say Venti got to try all the desserts while you gave Xiao 20 plates worth of almond tofu lol.

So I hope you liked this if you’re still reading! Have a lovely day!!

Another thing that may as well be fully apart of my sagau Genshin fic lol! Enjoy~!

Y/n contrary to popular belief due to the never ending mora pouch and her working at angels share for a bit, actually does have a job that rarely needs her as often as before, she’s a commission writer but also writes original work, she goes by ‘Fanon Queenie’ for her pen-name, everyone in Teyvat if they aren’t isolated from the world completely and are over the age of 12 has at least read one of her books due to the massive amount of content she has covered in her original writings, anything commissioned to her usually only gets one copy, unless it’s specifically ordered as a multiple copy order, here’s a small scenario…

Diluc: I’ve been trying to get into contact with a writer to get something written for Klee, I would like something that she would enjoy…

Charles: which writer were you thinking of Master Diluc?

Diluc: Fanon Queenie, she has written a lot of good books in her years, I heard she takes commissions but also there’s nearly no way to contact her…

Y/n nearly choking in the background…

Y/n: Master Diluc, please come upstairs with me…

Diluc: sure?

Y/n quietly: I can get you that book from Fanon Queenie, she owes me a couple of favours so it’s cool…

Diluc: what? Wait you know the true identity of Fanon Queenie??

Y/n: yes what about it?

Diluc: I respect them not wanting more then five people to know who they truly are, but to know that you’ve met them and they owe you favours is unexpected completely…

Y/n: …. So do you want the book or not?

Diluc: yes greatly!

Y/n: okay and it’ll be made for kids, how many copies would you want?

Diluc: only the one is needed y/n.

Y/n: okay it’ll be with you probably within the next two or three months…

2-3 months later he had a beautiful and authentic Fanon Queenie original book for Klee, he was truly amazed, it had the official Fanon Queenie seal on the book… he was amazed and thanked you often for it in private or when the bar was quiet.

*me casually getting ready to possibly just make the reader in my story fuck up the Genshin multiverse even more by going on a reviving spree of quite a lot of people*

*me also knowing if I do this it can’t be actually apart of the sagau from Genshin I’ve been writing*

Someone help the ideas are getting to me! I should go write but I’m having ideas and writer’s block at the same time! Like how??? I’m so very confused!

This one might as well be apart of my story and it’s basically guaranteed to be the case but here’s the thing…

It’s 201 years before traveler wakes up and starts his journey….

Y/n arrives at Fontaine, and you know what ends up happening? She ends up trying to adopt all the melusines, yeah let’s just say Neuvillette and Focalors weren’t very happy… here’s what went down…

Neuvillette: do you know why you’re in the court today?

Y/n: no-

Focalor: you are here because you tried to adopt the Melusines…

Y/n: true-

Focalor: and you tried to physically fight Neuvillette for custody….

Y/n: maybe-

Focalors: you are hereby banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

Neuvillette: wait she’ll be dead by then-

Focalors: yes that’s the idea-

Y/n: ‘I’m going to keep my mouth shut now’

Focalors: someone please drop this woman off at the borders!

And so y/n got banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

201 years later when Traveler is in court for some reason, y/n bursts through the fucking door…

Y/n: I’m back bitches~!

Focalors: oh fuck yes someone entertaining!

Neuvillette: oh shit she’s back…

Y/n: did you miss me~!!

Focalors: I’m really happy to see you y/n! Sorry for banning you from Fontaine for 200 years!

Y/n: it’s fine I shouldn’t have tried to adopt the Melusines, or try to fight Neuvillette…

Paimon: wAIT WHAT?!?!??!!

Traveler: first everything that’s already happened… now this shit…

Neuvillette on the verge of a panic attack: celestia please no! Just noooo!!!!

Yeah that was a day no one that witnessed it could forget, oh yeah Xiao and Venti were watching both baffled and amazed at this…

Lol that’s the whole thing! Might rewrite this at a later date when I actually get to this part of the actual story! Have a great day!

Hey so my Genshin Sagau is still being written, but I have already written some ways things may go in the future or in the past, but any set in the future will most likely not be apart of the story, or it may if it fits.

Would anyone want to see them?

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 9!

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“Hey Traveler before you go for your trip to Liyue I would like to have a talk with you about something” you said, “what is it y/n?” He asks, “may I accompany you on your journey? I have some personal reasons as to do so, and I would love to help look for your sister with you” you say, he nodded with a sad smile on his face, “thank you! So where to now?” You said, “Paimon thinks we’re headed to Liyue right now” Paimon said, you nod silently, “well let’s get going I guess…” Traveler says, and so the both of you made the trek to Liyue.

“Let’s go grab a traditional Liyue snack for each of us!” You say looking at the delicious array of snacks in a stall across the street, you walk up and order then pay the vendor, “Paimon remembers something about a rite of descension” Paimon says after devouring her snack, “yeah it’s supposed to happen soon, it’s been a while since I’ve attended one…” you say softly, they both stare at you confused before something clicks, you knew Venti for a long time so it’s only plausible that you have lived for a long long time… “would you two want to attend with me?” You asked gently, “Paimon will!” Paimon responded happily, “sure y/n” Aether said, “feel free to go wander around and ask about the event, I need to go somewhere for a bit” you said getting confused nods from the two, then you teleported to Zhongli which scared him slightly, “y/n it’s lovely to see you-” he says before seeing the look on your face, “Morax…” you whispered glaring at him, he shivered starting to understand what’s happening, “y-y/n I can explain” he said before backing himself into a corner, “I know what you planned to do this year at the rite… all I’m saying is I will Stomp you if you don’t apologise to Xiao a lot after this bullshit!” You say menacingly, he nods profusely, you hum in acknowledgement, “also I’ve came here to watch the chaos with a friend of mine that doesn’t know who you are so don’t approach us until after this stunt okay?” He nods again.

And so you went back to the traveler giggling once in a while, waiting for shit to finally happen…

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I thought I had 10 chapters not nine, but hey it’ll suffice lol

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 7&8

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You had heard about a certain bard in Mondstadt that won the best bard in Mondstadt award three times, “I should go visit Venti… I should also get a temporary place in Mondstadt… maybe I could work at Angels Share, plus it’s getting close to the cannon start of the game, so I’ll need to wait for Traveler to go to Mondstadt anyways…” you thought out loud while Xiao was just sitting near you reading a book you had bought him, “y/n I don’t know what your rambling is about but it can’t be good…” Xiao said since he only heard words like Venti, game, cannon and the incoherent rest of the rambling, “ah! I forgot you were here sorry Xiao!” You replied, “oh! Would you like to come to Mondstadt with me?? I’ll get you some of the best almond Tofu!” You said happily, Xiao sighed, “ok y/n, when do we leave?” He asked in return, “tomorrow!” You replied, “okay then y/n” he said.

And so here you two are at the gates of Mondstadt, “let’s get you some almond Tofu, then I’ll need to go do something by myself…” you explained to Xiao, and so you took him to Good Hunter, and you bought three plates of almond Tofu for Xiao and sat him down with the food at the table.

And so you were off to the hands of the barbatos statue to see if you could spot Venti, it didn’t take long to spot him in the centre of town playing his Lyre, and so you hopped off the statues hands and went into the crowd to listen, you pulled out the pouch of mora you have had since day one, and you quickly go to good hunter again and grab some apples, you paid and went back to the crowd, it took five minutes before he had wrapped up the performance, people started leaving and he hadn’t spotted you yet, so you snuck up behind him and trapped him in a hug which surprised him greatly, he turned his head around quickly to assess the situation, his eyes widened and quickly turned around and hugged you back, “oh my Celestial! Y/n!!! When I got back to Mondstadt I looked for you and assumed you were gone, and I even checked the library for information on what happened to you!! But there was nothing!!” Venti exclaimed now crying into your shoulder, “Venti I only just heard about you being back a week ago, I had to make sure I had left nothing to do whatsoever, also I’m sorry I scared you so much, I missed you terribly in the last 500 years…” you said starting to sob now as well, you two stayed like that for a while, then you took out a apple, you handed him the apple quickly, “Venti I need to go get someone really quickly, let’s meet at Vanessa’s tree okay?” You said softly, he nodded and disappeared quickly, you turned and ran to Good hunter, only to see Xiao with 10 empty plates instead of the original three you bought him, “Xiao I’m back, I want you to meet someone, come on!” You said giddily before grabbing him by the shoulders and teleporting the two of you to Vanessa’s tree where Venti was waiting, as soon as you got there you were hugged by Venti again, the look on Xiaos face made him look like a kicked puppy, “Venti this is Xiao! Xiao this is Venti!” You said which made them both snap out of it, “nice to meet you Xiao!” Venti said, Xiao nodded softly in response, ‘maybe I could get them together!!!’ You thought suddenly, ‘I’ll wait until they both know each other better though before I try to get them together!’ You thought right after, it was slowly becoming dark and you were all talking, “oh I should probably mention something!” You said, “I’ve technically only known Xiao 60ish years less than you Venti!” You state casually, both Xiaos and Venti’s eyes widened at that, “oh shit! Neither of y’all knew about the other yet…” you said nervously, “Adeptus Xiao meet Barbatos~!” You say even more nervously, “WHAT!?!!?!!?!??!” They both yelled at the same time, and so you explained to them how the other had met you and some other stuff…

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It took you over 500 years to find out you can teleport to fucking taverns! Like why! Anyways…

You were working a shift at angels share with Charles while talking to Diluc, you had made Diluc give you the job after you explained that you needed a job and were new to Mondstadt. Then it happened Paimon, Traveler and Venti burst through the door and got a table upstairs away from the guards that came in soon, you watched from behind the bar until they left…

You left the counter to go clean up a table, and the trio came down shortly after, you just watched for a bit nearly giggling, ‘fuck it I’m joining the conversation now’ you thought, “ok this is a nice talk you four are having right now, I want in” you said casually while slinging a arm around Venti’s shoulder causing him to squeak in surprise, “y-y/n~~! Don’t scare me, you know the wind likes hiding your presence~!” Venti whines, “y/n? You know this bard?” Diluc asked raising an eyebrow, “this is one of the friends I’ve told you about Diluc!” You state casually, “eh!!! Why does this bard know such a pretty lady!” Paimon exclaimed, this caused you to finally realise which one of the twins was the traveler, “ah nice to meet you Aether~!” You say happily not noticing that you messed up, “h-how did you know my name miss? The only person I’ve told that to is Paimon!” Aether exclaimed pulling out a sword, the other three pause then look at you expectingly, “oh fuck I’m so sorry, I should explain y/n to you Traveler, since I’ve met her she’s always done things like this, it’s something she hasn’t ever been able to stop when it happens…” Venti explains, ‘I’m so thankful this isn’t the first time I’ve done this shit!’, “so about storm terror! I assume you guys plan to go and steal the holy lyre back from the people who stole it? Well I’m happy to help! I’ll even bring Venti’s future boyfriend~!!” You say cheerily, Venti’s face flushed in response and the others realised you were teasing him, “so now that that’s nearly settled I’ll meet you all at the location tomorrow night and we can go over the terms more safely, till we meet again! Now sho sho~!” You say before shoing the three besides Diluc out, you were about to go back to serving before Diluc pulled you aside to talk, “y/n I’m happy you want to help in this whole debacle but I don’t think it’s safe for you, you aren’t an adventurer, it’s not safe…” he said looking into your eyes, at this you giggled, “come with me to the guild tomorrow Diluc, I’ll need to show you something~!” You said smiling, Diluc felt shivers go down his back, it made him feel like he had made a grave mistake by saying anything…

Time skip!

You were all at the place where the battle against storm terror was about to take place, you were in one of your normal outfits which confused the rest, “oh yeah would anyone want a protection spell cast on them?” You asked quickly, everyone nodded quietly, you cast the spell with no effort which shocked them momentarily, “it’ll ware off by tomorrow morning” you say casually, then it started, you wanted to help but you waited to see if your help was truly needed, everything went off without a hitch thankfully, and you all went to angels share to celebrate with fruit juice and dandelion wine~! (Cough *Venti because it was all on you* Cough).

You all were so happy that this debacle was finally resolved… if only shit wouldn’t happen in Liyue soon… ‘I’m going to fucking stomp Zhongli if he doesn’t say something to me or Xiao before fucking going through with faking his archon-selves death!!!’ You think to yourself as Venti and Xiao cuddle on the couch next to your chair.

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There’s part 7&8~!!!

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Parts 5&6

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“Y/n now that we’re able to talk, where have you decided to settle in Teyvat?” Morax asked as the two of you walked around Liyue, with him in his human form, “honestly I haven’t yet Zhongli, I’m still trying to find a place to settle and get a place built…” you replied, “if you want I could always help, there’s some lovely places in Liyue that I can get built up into a lovely abode for you” Zhongli said before you both sat down at a tea house, “that would be lovely, but if I settle in Liyue it’ll be near the border of Mondstadt, since when Venti is back I’ll be able to visit easily” you replied with a small smile, “oh… that could very well be arranged y/n, but before that what tea and snacks should we get?” Zhongli says starting to smile more, “how about some Jasmine tea with a random snack they have? I’ve never had Liyue food before and you can never go wrong with Jasmine tea usually” you state which causes him to chuckle, and so he orders the Jasmine tea and a snack he thinks you will enjoy, and you two enjoyed your little tea break at the tea house together.

You finally found a pleasant location to want to build at, and so you put down a teleport way stone, then you teleported back to Liyue and set off to find Zhongli, “Zhongli!!! Xiao!!!” You shouted happily running at Zhongli and Xiao before tackling them both into a giant hug, you scared them both half to death, “y/n don’t do that!” Zhongli scolds while he and Xiao hug you back, “sorry! But I found a place to build! Come on I’ll show you!!” You said teleporting the three of you before letting go of the hug, “tada!” You said while they looked at the place flabbergasted, “in all my years in Teyvat I have never seen this area before…” Zhongli stated while Xiao nodded agreeing with him, “let’s go over some plans for this home then y/n…” Zhongli said.

It took a year for the people Zhongli hired to build the place but damn was it beautiful and functional, you had a fully working hot water and cold water system that you made to implement, and the fact there was like five bedrooms besides your own bedroom, the kitchen was massive and also had a proper oven and stove that you imagined into existence as well as electricity that only worked in this abode, there was even a giant living room with space for couches and stuff, it’s amazing what you and some builders could make in this universe, and the bathrooms were something you could die for, like damn, “thank you so much again Zhongli!” You said clinging to him, “again you’re welcome y/n, but remember our contract, I have freedom to visit whenever, as well as Xiao, so remember that” he said teasingly, you nodded happily, “remember that you both have your own rooms to stay in whenever you want as well Zhongli and Xiao, okay?” You said while letting go of Zhongli to cling onto Xiao, “s-sure” Xiao said softly, “I know y/n” Zhongli replied before heading back to Liyue via teleporter, and so you had a place of your own with people who visit as they please, Xiao stays at yours at least most of the time since the place calms him for some reason and he refuses to tell you why…

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It was now getting closer and closer to the canon when the game starts… it’s only a matter of time, ‘oh god I’ve heard news of Diluc being born already, what am I going to do..! I’ve never felt so conflicted before!!!’ You think while your head is buried into a plushy of Rex lapis, “I’m so glad that Xiao gifted me this for Christmas a couple years ago..” you said sniffling.

Suddenly you got an idea! ‘What if I help Traveler and Paimon… that would be a good thing, they would progress and I could step in as needed… wait which sibling would be the traveler in this timeline?? Oh shit! I really hope it’s Aether but it could be Lumine… oh shit what about Wanderer!? Oh shit i haven’t thought much on me being here and changing shit! Oh no, oh no! Wait calm down it’s fine… nothing will change…! Hopefully…’ you thought, suddenly Xiao walked into the living room with Almond Tofu, he sat next to you and offered the plate to you gently, you sniffled once more, “take one.. you look as though you need comfort…” he said urging you to take a piece, “Thank you Xiao… what would I do without you” you said before biting the almond tofu and devouring it, he nods and hums, you cuddled up to him which made him flinch slightly, he slowly hugged you after putting the plate of almond tofu on the coffee table.

That’s how Zhongli found the two of you cuddling on the couch cutely tangled up, he was happy to know Xiao had someone to rely on besides himself nowadays, it was truly something he saw as good.

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There’s part 5&6!

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 3&4

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It was now night time and you sneakily followed Venti into Vanessa’s cell, you sat on the other side of Vanessa smiling shyly, you let them do the cannon dialogue while watching the guards incase something happens earlier than expected, you thankfully still had the extra six apples you didn’t eat in your pocket (think unlimited storage dimension), so you also handed her an apple when you heard Venti offering to be her friend, you continued watching over them until it was time for Venti to take the two of you away to wait… in that time you decided to try some stuff out with Venti, I mean you two were out in a field before sunrise and were alone anyway, “Hey Venti I’m going to try something okay?” You say, Venti nodded slowly, you backed up and concentrated on something, suddenly it payed off when beautiful pale purple wings appeared out of your back, “eek! It worked yes!!” You say happily, Venti just looked at you in confusion and awe, “h-how?!?!” He asked dumbfounded, “I think I should tell you something…” you said becoming nervous, “what is it..?” He asked while raising an eyebrow, “so how do I say this… I’m from a different universe i guess and I got transported into this one and randomly got powers?” You said slowly waiting for a reaction, Venti’s eyes widened after it all settled in… “so you’re an archon..?” He asked seriously, “I don’t think so- but I am definitely immortal, from what I know…” you replied waiting for another response, “ah- okay? I don’t know what to think of this but I guess I should also tell- or well show you something…” he said slowly still processing, suddenly he changes into his archon form, his wings looked pure white and oh so soft, you stared at them for a while before he spoke up, “y/n I’m the Anemo Archon… Barbatos…” he says slightly flushed at the way you looked at his wings like they were the most precious thing in the world, “what’s an archon? And what do you mean you’re one and the anemo one?” You asked making sure he thinks you have 0 knowledge of this world besides mainly him… “an archon is a god… which means I’m Barbatos the god of anemo, or I guess wind…” he replied softly, “oh! That makes sense then, thank you for explaining that Venti!” You reply kindly, ‘she’s not treating me differently… I’ll stay with her as long as possible!’ Venti thought smiling softly while still flustered, the sun starts rising and so you put your wings away, Venti seeing your wings disappear changes back into his non-archon form, you were great full that your corset and dress somehow were fine after the whole having wings appear and disappear, now you just had to wait for cannon to happen….

You were both in the stands of the arena, you knew what would happen but Venti didn’t… then it started, in a matter of two minutes Venti and Vanessa defeated the dragon, you were in awe, you summoned your own wings and flew down to Vanessa hugging her, she hugged you back while Venti dealt with the noble’s, people were happy, you were happy to see this actually happen… you forgot no one besides Venti and Vanessa truly knew you existed… “y/n… are you also an archon..?!” Vanessa asked suddenly, which in turn caused you to pause, “n-no I’m not… I’m just someone with wings…” you replied looking away slightly while flushing in embarrassment, “okay…” she replied.

And so that day was set in history as a story that would get told for generations… you stayed with Venti until he went back into slumber some years after Vanessa passed, you honestly missed her, she truly was a great friend, you made sure you weren’t put into any form of the story’s telling while Vanessa was alive… you had things you wanted to do until Venti was back…

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You decided to start a journey after Venti fell into slumber, “I should go to Liyue and befriend Morax…” you mumbled settling on that, and so you went, sure you encountered hilichurls and slimes but they were easy to deal with as the slimes died to one slash and the hilichurls just left you alone fully.

“Finally! I’m here” you muttered happily, ‘wait am I able to sense Morax or?’ You thought, ‘no before anything else I need to get one of the waypoints so I can teleport here first’ you thought, and so you found the waypoint and added it to your list so you could teleport instead, ‘let’s try this!’ You thought before concentrating on finding Morax, ‘AHAH! There he is!’ You thought before running into the direction he was in, thankfully he was closeish, as you rounded a corner into a small patch of grass land you spotted him, and… Xiao, ‘okay two birds with one stone then, let’s befriend them both!’ You thought before running towards them both, Xiao spots you easily and draws out his weapon ready to attack, Morax just looks at you after seeing Xiao looking at your direction, Morax put his hand up to stop Xiao from attacking you as you reached them both, “hiya!” You say while looking up at them both, they just stared back for a minute, “Hello… do I know you mortal-” Xiao said after taking in your features, “you look like someone one of my old friends had been talking about…” Morax said while he looked confused, “ah I’m y/n! And now you know me sir, also who is your friend other sir?” You said, “he’s a bard over in Mondstadt who plays a lyre…” Morax replied, Xiao is just staring at you intently, “oh! I do know him” you replied calmly, Morax looked at you with a pleased smile adorning his lips, “ah so I assume you already know who I am?” He asked calmly while still smiling, “yeah and it’s lovely to meet you Morax… and Xiao” you said with a small bow and a bright smile, “ah, so you truly do know… it’s lovely to meet you as well… Y/n, the immortal…” he said smiling wider, “and don’t worry me and Xiao are the only two people besides Barbatos that knows your title…” he added, “w-wait, this is Lady Y/n?” Xiao said which made you giggle a bit, “well now that we’ve met, I would love to become friends with the both of you!” You say giddily, “I would like that to…” Morax said with a smile still present, Xiao just nodded while looking away with a flushed face due to your cuteness, and so you became friends with the two, now all you needed was a permanent home to live in…

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Parts 3&4~!

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 1 & 2!

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Dying by a car in an arcade was not exactly expected… like how?!?! Anyways…

As you sit in a pitch black void after your death, you heard a voice… “oh dear child… I’m sorry I wasn’t able to stop your death… I’ll send you to a world where you can live a life you have dreamt of… and as a gift you will gain the ability to become the strongest and do anything you wish child…” the mysterious voice said, ‘thank you’ you thought unable to do anything but hear, “child I have only one thing to warn you about… you will face those that will shock you… oh wait also immortality, bye my child!” The voice said, everything turned bright white…

You awoke in a beautiful forest next to a stream, you got up and walked to the stream to see your reflection, there you saw yourself looking 15 again but Genshin style, wearing a beautiful comfortable corset with a blue dress that stops where your thigh-highs end, ‘wow! My outfit looks similar to Venti’s almost! I love it!’ You thought while admiring yourself, once you were done you started looking around attempting to figure out where exactly you are, then you paused while seeing a bright light coming from the opposite way the sun just set, you walked over seeing bunnies run away from said area, ‘no fucking way! Is that Venti!?!?’, “eeee!” You squeal causing him to look your way, as he lands his eyes oh you he stalls, ‘oh shit he spotted me!’ You thought, you started blushing while embarrassed not noticing him walking up to you, he took your hand and kissed it causing you to short circuit for a second, “it’s lovely to meet you, but if I may ask why are you out here alone miss?” He asked tenderly, “a-ah well you see.. I just woke up somewhere near here a while ago… I’m lost and don’t know where I am” you say looking up to meet his tender gaze, which in turn makes you blush more, “would you care to accompany me miss..?” He asks, “s-sure! Also I’m y/n! What’s your name sir?” You asked kindly, Venti smiles which causes you to blush again, “I’m Venti… or you can call me love~, shall we get going..?” He asked just as tender, “s-sure Venti” you say shyly, he readjusted his hand so the two of you were holding hands softly, “let’s get going then!” He states happily while walking to Mondstadt with you in tow following like a small puppy.

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You watched Venti sing and play his lyre next to the apple stand, little kids watching in awe of him, ‘oh my god i just remembered what’s going to be happening… well fuck…’ you thought, “that’ll be 5 silvers for the bard~” you heard Venti say, you rummaged through your pocket and suddenly felt a pouch of coins, ‘oh thank goodness… oh wait he’s started another song so he’ll get his apple soon… might as well buy one for myself and some for later incase…’ you thought agreeing with yourself, by this time Venti was done and the man was about to start his next sentence before Venti called you over, “hello sir!” You say shyly to greet the man, “hello miss” he replied kindly before starting to talk with Venti again, you looked at the apples and picked a few before taking out the pouch of coins and asking him something, “how much for these 7 apples sir?” You asked still shyly, “70 coins” he said still being kind, “okay! Here you go!” You said giving him the 70 coins, you waited while they talked, just zoning out, suddenly you came back to reality when Venti took your hand and started leading you away.

Soon you found yourself in the crowd at the castle area where the nobles are, Venti still held your hand softly, he looked at you softly before he ran out of the crowd with you in tow, you got to see the woman throw the Harpstrum, ‘shit I zoned out again!’ You thought, you saw the brat of a prince walk near the Harpstrum, before he could reach it Venti let go of your hand briefly to pick up the Harpstrum so that the brat couldn’t, you zoned out again before Venti took your hand and he started running away with you and the Harpstrum… then on the run Venti face planted into Vanessa, and he let go of you, you and him both hid behind Vanessa, you zoned out again, ‘it’s soon that Mondstadt will be free once more, as well as Vanessa and her clan! I need to thank Venti when he does that!’ You thought smiling softly, Venti took your hand again, before the two of you made an escape…

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That’s the first 2 parts without any authors notes~!

Would anyone want a shitty sagau? Because I have one that isn’t done yet and I plan to make it juicy, thing is I never originally planned to post it on tumblr, but honestly I really want to now!

It already has like 9 or 10 parts btw!

I wish ya’ll get the motivation and time, cause I certainly won’t

Wishing all of you a very merry "I suddenly have the motivation and time to write a minimum 10k fic"... please

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