Drawn-apart - Drawn Apart

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

hooray for the ladies

who are using their fame

to get shit done

(not intended to be a complete list)

Can't wait to get a haircut tomorrow and finish building my Star Wars DnD character. 4 Days until I'm in Chicago!! #cub #bear #beard #instacub #instabear #instabeard #gay #selfie

Turns out that life is pretty ok… http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

Some then and now photos… http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????