No one requested haikyuu but I have been thinking about Them since seeing the movie in theaters last weekend
A/N: Gosh, I wasn't expecting this to have such an overwhelming response! Thank you all for your reblogs and likes, it really means the whole world!!
Warnings: hair pulling, sloppy blowjobs, sub!yamaguchi, dom!tsukishima, degradation (slut, whore), fingering, use of pet names (angel, good girl) not really a warning but the boys are referred to by their first names MDNI 18+
You looked at yourself in the mirror, flattening the skirt of the forest green dress that you were wearing. Your hair was slightly curled, falling in little ringlets along your forehead. It was weird, getting dressed up like this, but you were told that you were going to a fancy restaurant, so you needed to look the part.
When you first moved in with Kei and Tadashi, you saw the two of them as your best friends. Tadashi more so because he would always let you come into his room and tell him about anything that was on your mind. He knew more about you than anyone else, including when you lost your virginity at that high school party. Kei also knew things about you now that you were close, and sometimes took the liberty of teasing you about things. A soft knock on the door brings you back to reality.
"Come in." You say, adjusting the neckline on your dress.
Tadashi walks in, a soft smile on his face. He wears a nice pair of khakis, a navy blue button down, and his favorite dress shoes. He looks absolutely adorable and you can't help but return his smile.
"You look stunning." He says. "I knew that dress was going to look amazing on you."
"Thank you Dashi." You reply, looking down at the skirt. "It has pockets!"
You giggle as you spin, hands in the soft pockets of the velvet dress. Tadashi chuckles, shaking his head softly. "Are you excited?"
You look up at him, taking your bottom lip between your teeth.
"I'm nervous." You admit. "I don't know why."
"Well, I was terrified on my first date with Tsukki." Tadashi says, sitting on the edge of your bed. "It's totally fine to be nervous. Is there anything I can do to ease your nerves?"
You smile, running your hand through Tadashi's hair. He leans into your touch, something that he does whenever you play with his hair.
"I don't think so," You say softly. "I just feel like I need to make a good impression for some reason."
Tadashi giggles and looks up at you. "You already made an impression, angel." He says. "That's why we want to do this. You're so beautiful and amazing and we want to make you ours."
You feel your cheeks flush as you look down at him, his cheeks also sharing a similar crimson.
"C'mon you two!" Kei calls from downstairs. "I made a reservation, so we need to leave in the next 10 minutes."
Tadashi stands up, giving you a grin before kissing your cheek. "I promise it's gonna be okay." He says. "You look beautiful. And don't mess with your hair, I promise it looks perfect."
**
At the restaurant, you sit next to Tadashi in a booth while Kei sits across in a chair. Like Tadashi said, it's super fancy. There are so many people in dresses and suits. Each table has a chandelier illuminating it and a bouquet of roses sitting in the center of the mahogany wood.
"Wow, this place is gorgeous." You breathe, looking around at the surrounding decorations. "How did you get a reservation so quickly?"
"I know a guy." Kei shrugs a shoulder. "I wanted a place that was almost as gorgeous as you."
The flush on your cheeks seems permanent as the two boys dote on you the entire evening. Tadashi peppers kisses along your face and neck, making you giggle, while Kei places his hand on your knee under the table.
It's dizzying in a way. You'd fallen for the boys sometime last year, when you were sick with a stomach bug. Both boys had taken the day off work to care for you. It was so out of character for Kei, even when he wore a mask and would tsk at you whenever you did something that he thought was 'too strenuous'. He showed you that there's a secret, loving side of him underneath that harsh exterior. It first presented itself when he took your temperature and it was a pretty decent fever. You'd never felt so cared for.
A soft nibble on your earlobe sends you crashing back down to earth again. You gasp and shiver, making Tadashi chuckle.
"Stop daydreaming, Y/N." Kei teases with a grin. "We're talking to you."
"S-Sorry."
"As I was saying, the relationship that Tadashi and I have isn't exactly traditional, obviously." Kei starts, taking a sip of his water. "Have you ever heard of a dom and sub dynamic?"
You fight the urge to roll your eyes. "Yeah, I know what that is."
"That's what we are." Tadashi says with a smile. "Tsukki takes such good care of me."
You give Tadashi a smile, remembering how he would sit in your room for hours, gushing over Kei and everything that they did. Even if it was 3 am and he woke you up.
"If it's okay with you, we'd like to add you into the equation." Kei says, hunger in his eyes.
"How would that work?" You ask. "I've never...done this before."
"You'd basically be dating both of us, and we'd be dating each other as well." Kei explains. "A polyamorous relationship. Everything is equal, we would all love each other the same."
You nod slowly, taking in the information. You weren't expecting Kei to completely dumb it down for you like that. It did seem interesting though. Having two opposites. Kei's dominant and straight forward nature mixed with Tadashi's submissive and timid nature seemed to appeal to you like nothing else ever had.
"We'll go slow, I promise." Tadashi said.
You nod as Kei fiddles with his tie, something that you observed when he's nervous. His eyes were still filled with lust and hunger, but his hands shook. It was clear that he didn't want to mess this up.
"I'd like to try it." You say. "I know you boys will take care of me."
**
Back at home, you quickly get out of your dress to shower. As beautiful as a velvet dress looked on you, it was a bitch once you got sweaty in it. Who even thought about putting long sleeves on a dress anyway?
You're showered and in comfy clothes in about a half hour, which is pretty incredible since you usually took such long showers that the hot water would run out. You sit on the couch, curled up with your book. As much as you enjoyed the two boys, they really interrupted you right when the book got good.
You're engrossed in the chapter you're reading when Kei comes downstairs. His heart pangs in his chest as he sees you wearing one of his shirts. It hangs off your shoulder in a way that makes him nearly drool. He needs to mark your skin, needs to hear the sounds you make. So, as you finally get to the good part of the book yet again, you feel his lips on your neck.
You let out a gasp, shivering at the contact.
"K-Kei, I was just getting to the good part." You whine, a moan leaving your lips as he bites down.
"I still can't believe you read for fun, you nerd." Kei mumbles against your skin before licking the now bruised area.
Tadashi walks in, instantly pouting. "I wanna play with her too!" He whines.
With a nod, Tadashi is now kneeling as your legs are spread.
"Pants off." Kei orders in your ear. "Panties too."
You do as you're told, slipping out of your pajama bottoms and favorite panties. Tadashi licks his lips, hand already palming himself through his pants.
"Can I please taste her?" He asks, large amber eyes looking up at Kei.
"It's up to Y/N," Kei says, smiling at you. "What do you say, pretty girl? Want our boy to make you feel good?"
You nod, nearly panting already.
"Words, whore."
"Y-Yes please." You whine.
In an instant, Tadashi's lips are on your cunt. His tongue flicks up your folds and circles your clit. You barely have time to gasp before a moan tumbles out of your mouth. Tadashi hums as he tastes your juices, tongue prodding your hole.
"That's a good boy," Kei praises, tugging on Tadashi's hair. "Make our girl feel good with that slutty mouth of yours."
Tadashi moans against your pussy, sending electricity through you. Your hands find their way to his hair and tug him closer. You're nearly humping his face already.
Tadashi pulls away for a second, your slick covering his mouth and chin. "Can I finger you, angel?" He asks, swallowing thickly.
You whine at the loss of contact, nodding your head. You arch your back as Tadashi goes back to eating you out, gently nipping on the skin of your inner thighs as one finger rubs against your hole. Slowly, he inserts a finger, immediately finding your g-spot. He presses it with a harsh suck to your clit and you cry out.
"That's it, slut." Kei growls, palming himself roughly. "Cum all over his fucking face."
Your eyes squeeze shut and your mouth is open in a silent scream as you begin to unravel. A high pitched moan leaves your lips as your thighs press against Tadashi's head. Your heels dig into his back as you cum on his face, juices dripping down his finger. He laps at your cunt as you finish cumming, hair sticking to his forehead.
"Such a good boy Tadashi." Kei praises. "Isn't he good, angel?"
"S'good Dashi." You manage, swallowing. "S'good for me."
Kei runs a hand through your slightly sweaty hair. He presses a kiss to your temple, smiling against your skin.
"How do you feel?" Kei asks.
"Good." You breathe. "So, so good."
Kei nods, cupping your chin so you look at him before crashing his lips to yours. The kiss is everything you imagined it would be. Rough, possessive, dominant.
"Do you want to continue?" He asks.
"Yes please."
Soon, it's your turn to kneel, as Kei tugs his pajama pants down. His cock springs out, precum nearly dripping from his swollen tip. Kei sits down, legs spread slightly.
"Let's see how good you are at oral." He says, running a hand through your hair. "Suck my cock, angel."
You look at his cock. Despite his slightly thin appearance, Kei's very thick. The tip is pink and swollen, precum finally making its way down his shaft. You wrap your fingers around the base, watching as Kei's hips twitch slightly. With your other hand, you swipe your thumb over his slit, causing him to hiss. Using the precum as lube, you pump his cock.
"I said," Kei groans. "Suck my cock, slut."
You lick a stripe up from his balls to the tip before sucking the head into your mouth. Kei watches, eyes glazed over as you gently suck the head of his cock. He's in awe of how quickly you've made his balls tighten just from a little lick.
"Go ahead, take more of me." Kei orders.
You ease more of his cock into your mouth, breathing through your nose as you relax your throat. Tadashi watches from the couch, his own cock being pumped like his life depended on it. Kei thrusts, making you lurch and gag on his cock, spit falling down your chin.
The noises Kei makes are primal as he fucks your throat. Your eyes water as you drool. Looking down at you, remnants of mascara dripping down your tear stained cheeks, how you're holding onto his thighs as he fucks your throat, Kei's starting to fall in love.
"G-G'na cum down your throat, whore." Kei grunts, his thrusts growing sloppier. "Don't swallow."
You feel Kei's warm cum paint your throat before he pulls out, cum spurting on your lips and chin. He wipes his cock along your face, spreading the bubbly cum all around.
"That's my girl." He says with a smirk. "Covered in my cum. Come add to it Tadashi."
With a whine, Tadashi cums on your lips as well, one rope landing on your forehead. Soon, you're completely covered in cum, and you honestly feel hotter than you ever have.
You look up at the two boys, who are looking back down at you with such adoration it almost makes you cry.
"Such a good girl for us." Tadashi says, smiling at you.
"So beautiful." Kei adds, running a hand through your hair.
**
After showering a second time, you meet the boys in Kei's room for aftercare. You're almost instantly snuggled between the two, Kei's arms wrapping around your waist as Tadashi nuzzles up to your chest. You're so warm and fuzzy that the throat pain is almost worth it.
You adjust yourself so you're looking at both of them.
"I made up my mind." You say.
The boys both turn to you.
"About what?" Tadashi asks before gasping. "Wait, really???"
You just giggle, running. a hand through his hair with a nod.
"I'll be your girlfriend." You say.
Tadashi squeals, hugging you tight. Kei sighs with relief, nuzzling his face in your hair. That evening, you fall asleep in the safety of their arms, and you don't even mind the feeling of Kei's semi-hard cock on the small of your back.
You're safe. Protected. Theirs.
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queer is literally a slur. like you’ve never been called that in a derogatory context like most lgbt people? you think your experiences escaping homophobia make it okay to justify the use of a homophobic slur?
queer is an identity.
it has also been used as a slur. there is no denying that. but using a word as a slur does not make it a slur. because before queer is a slur it is an identity. before it is derogatory it is a label. the use of queer as an identity is infinitely more important than the use of queer as a slur because the people who identify as queer are infinitely more important than the people who use queer as a slur.
say a lot of people decided they hated me. despised me. were disgusted by me to the point where my own name became a slur. would you tell me not to say it? would you tell me i could no longer be helena, and instead must come up with a euphemism for the name that belonged to me decades before it belonged in the mouths of bigots?
because that would make you an enabler.
you would tell me i can’t say my name anymore because some lowlife decided he could use it to insult me?
you would tell a gay man that he can’t be gay anymore because some teens in the early 2000’s started calling everything they didn’t like “gay”, and now he has to say “same sex oriented male identifying individual”?
does that enrage you? because it should. that’s exactly how you sound.
you are telling me i cannot use my label. you are telling me that when my great-uncle shouted until his face was red and he spat tobacco and the word queer at my feet, he was right. he was right to insult me, and i was wrong to say my name.
you are shitting on every single one of our predecessors. you are slandering every person who fought for their rights to exist and and be tolerated and be celebrated in their countries, every person who was lost to the aids epidemic, every person whose country criminalizes love and gender expression, every child whose parents abandoned them for straying from the norm, every person who was born and will die in the closet longing to be themselves. the queer umbrella is a safety net, a security blanket, the comfort of being known without being pressured to tell. it is near and dear and important as fuck to every member of the lgbt+ community and you are a blight upon the earth you walk.
how dare you speak upon my experiences with homophobia. how dare you disguise your own homophobia as activism. and how fucking dare you have the audacity to come to my blog and hide behind an anonymous ask and preach to me about how i’m oppressing myself. go look at the fucking wikipedia page for queer and read about how 1980s lgbt+ activists, especially lgbt+ people of color, fought to call themselves queer in a world that still hates peculiar things. and here you are forty years later spitting queer back at their feet.
i don’t give a fuck if people start using my name as a slur. my name is still helena. i will not change it. i chose it, i like it, and it belongs to me. it does not belong to bigots no matter how badly they want it. your discomfort with my identity is not my fucking problem.
i am helena. i am queer. die mad & go fuck yourself
"Shut up, yamaguchi."
"Sorry, tsukki!"
but make it drunk because they need to relax after a long week at work 😭😭
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A soft sketch,,
I'm a little spoon Tsukki truther (this is not spooning but he likes being held u get it)
- Anakin Skywalker
there's just this little pesky emo boy inside me......
omg this extra sketch has haunted me for yEars and i haven't been able to find it (it's at the end of chp. 196 btw). but like, is yamaguchi joking?? is he being genuine?? is it sarcasm?? bc the tone /reads/ as genuine to me, but then tsukki is always comparing hinata to an annoying bug buzzing in his field of view so like does he REALLY look at bugs with warm eyes hmm?? and also "tsukki likes all living things" sounds so specific?? so like. is this some sort of topic or conversation that's come up before?? is it an actual subtle reference to the dinosaur figurines in his room that are literally never mentioned in canon??? /does/ tsukki even like animals or is yamaguchi just projecting?? bc we know /yamaguchi/ likes animals what with always taking pictures of dogs etc in official art and things. OR is yamaguchi actually being facetious and messing with them? i have QUESTIONS
Yamaguchi: You remind me of the ocean. Tsukishima: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Yamaguchi: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
not an artistic bone in my body but may i kindly offer my silly tsukkiyama crows
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