Latest Posts by dudewhatareyoudoing - Page 2
“show me your fingers”
on a scale of 'how lovely to be a woman' to 'mama who bore me' how well did you emotionally handle hitting puberty
I don't know about the rest of you but if my brother died and I became heir to the throne and then my cousin released a sex tape of me, I too would lose my absolute shit
and they were mad scientist buddies who saved each other’s little brothers through ethically dubious means <3
Simon really said “fuck the monarchy” and Wille went “you can if you want to”
if you watched heartstopper and laughed/found it cringey when Nick cried from his test, i hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your nose gets stuffed, and you don’t realize your milk has curdled until you’ve drank it
"not all men" youre right nick nelson would never
no one:
me cheering tao on when he was beating harrys ass with his fucking beanie:
no bc his acting w being nick nelson is SO FUCKING GOOD AHHH
heartstopper + tumblr text posts
You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless
oh.......................................
some of you haven't read Last True Poets of the Sea by Julia Drake and it shows
do it, cowards
every now and then I remember that Jude literally girlbossed her way into becoming Queen of Elfhame yet somehow didn't realize that Cardan was simping so hard he almost died
the feminine urge to create a new playlist for every fictional couple i read about
istg if Netflix uwu-ifies wylan it is on sight
let him blush and stammer when he needs to, but i better see Jack fucking shit up like a proper Crow
house on the cerulean sea is like if someone just
good omens + found family + socio-politcal commentary + more magic
and I absolutely adore it
i’m madly in love with this book
sometimes a family is a government social worker, his phoenix husband, a gelatinous tentacle monster, a 235 year old dwarf, a tiny dragon, a dog, a nymph, another nymph, her girlfriend the mayor, and the literal antichrist and I think that that’s beautiful.
From me, a Remus Lupin simp
the holy trinity aligned to create this masterpiece
Useless funfact: Supernatural's first episode and Bones' first episode aired on the same day of the same year.
Walburga: *setting Sirius up in an arranged marriage with Narcissa*
Sirius:
disintegration wolfstar x princess mononoke
fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33168859/chapters/82347172
a song: *has any sort of water related analogy*
my kaz brekker loving ass:
idk who the template belongs too
in a kanej mood lmao
Matthias really goes from this:
to THIS:
✨character development✨ (or the slow corruption of one Matthias Helvar)
hi friendly reminder that from six of crows main characters:
3 out of 7 are poc
4 out of 7 are lgbtq+
2 are recovering from addictions
2 out of 3 couples are interracial
there are all kinds of disabilities (learning disabilities, physical disabilities, mental disorders, an adhd coded character)
we have a cishet white man raised in a racist, sexist environment unlearning his bigotry and actively trying to be better and help the people he used to hate
we have a fat girl who's still hot and confident in her body
I love it so much
sometimes love is an atheist gang leader and a religious girl who’s the only saint he believes in