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Somehow Shapiro being a simp for AI doesn’t surprise me

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

I don’t want it, please take it back

>Walk into the non-euclidean space that serves as an abstract representation of your psyche

>You have a humidifier in there

>Pour two litres of the concept of root beer in

>Leave

Bumping for visibility!

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

This plot is thicker than frozen butter

>"person of interest" captured in Altoona PA

>POI was stopped at a McDonald's getting food

>carrying multiple fake IDs and a passport

>also carrying manifesto and potential murder weapon + silencer

>identified based on hostel mugshot that doesn't appear to be the same person in other photos

>fake ID matches the one used by POI at Hostel, where they already knew this person was

>picture of the shooter that they claim to have tracked back to the Starbucks has noticeably thinner and wider eyebrows than POI, as well as completely different clothing

>suspect was purportedly tracked from crime scene on cameras and disappeared at a bus station

>greyhound NYC to Altoona PA is less than a day, as is a Greyhound from NYC to Toronto

>shooter has been roaming free for five days

>NYPD, the most vain police department in the world, has been pursuing even the most fuckstupid leads they have (veterinary pistol lol) and spreading photos that are obviously not all the same person

>NYPD has a long history of fabricating evidence against arrested suspects and then dropping cases in court, having done this with a murder case as recently as this past January

>New York City is the financial capital of the nation and needs to appear safe for the capitalist class or it will surely hemorrhage funding

>Eric Adams, Mayor of New York, is currently embroiled in a humiliating corruption investigation and doesn't have much remaining face he can afford to lose

If you can dodge these spells, you can dodge a fireball

my favorite genre of games is the one where you can gather a team of idiots and wander around with them doing sidequests

I cast cure wounds

i love making art

The Barbie Movie is the movie of all time for many reasons, but the core message being "Perfoming gender roles hurts everyone, you should be your authentic self no matter what society says" really knocked it out of the park

*chanting quietly* tree law tree law tree law tree law