it's second nature to love you, it's first to die | cold love - rainbow kitten surprise
homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay
What the heLL AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT?!
Just watched the gay pilot. They hold hands at the end. I see now why it's called the gay pilot.
john “has a big cock so he walks weird” watson
if you think about it, all religions and philosophies are basically elaborate fanfictions about the OG Creator and the creation story.
some are canon-compliant. some are wildly canon divergent. some are fix-it fics trying to rewrite “what went wrong.” some are fluff. some are angst. some are smut. some are full-blown parallel universes with different worldbuilding rules. some are written in metaphor and poetry (10k words of mystic pining). some are just meta commentary in disguise.
you’ve got -
canon-divergent AUs
crossover fics (syncretic religions mashing up pantheons like nobody’s business)
intense ship wars (wars have literally been fought over theology)
mystic fluff (divine love as the ultimate soulmate trope)
smutfic level intimacy (let’s not offend anyone but believe me there are some hardcore shit out there)
philosophy as fan essays debating the creator’s intent
crackfic cults that somehow still have a niche following
humanity’s been adding chapters to the same sprawling multi-universe fanfiction for thousands of years, and honestly? some of the worldbuilding is insane in the best way.
P.S just like the other canons, nobody is interested in this canon.
Happy women's day to y'all lovelies out there!!
Happy international women’s day!
Them: What is your contribution to society?
Fanfic Writer: I’m here to help my friends get off.