Latest Posts by enzomchollistar - Page 4
Baby corgis have my heart
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Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.
Do this. NOW. Anon is on. Don’t be shy! Make it awkward.
Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.
Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.
Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.
But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.
While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.
He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.
No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”
Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.
And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back
But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.
He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.
Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.
In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.
Now when he finally does get free–
He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.
Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.
NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.
Gate closing?
who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.
Lighting hitting rocks around me?
NBD BRO
Giant forest of thorns?
Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.
Giant dragon of hell?
CHARGE HEAD ON.
Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.
Just smack that bitch on the nose.
Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?
Calm down guys, I got this.
I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.
And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.
Lose the shield off the cliff?
JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.
Just chuck it. Straight through.
Then jump out of the way…
And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.
Get the horse.
Get the girl.
EXPLAIN NOTHING.
that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.
Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.
My favorite scene from this game. This is an amazing piece of work, go support Seismic cause the man makes really great material.
@moon-pixi
in my car at 4 am in nothing but my underwear, eating an entire bag of cherries i stole from walmart
tbt to when the atla comic discussed cultural appropriation and absolutely nailed it
Reblog if you would platonically fuck your friends.
“The Princess and her Knight” So happy with how these photos came out, I premiered my Wolf Link cosplay at AX this year and did a shoot with Atelier Heidi in her amazing Zelda cosplay! Hope you guys like it! Photography: @amaitofuu Zelda: @atelierheidi Wolf Link: @nipahdubs
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
@moon-pixi
Shiiiiit
Ok but they did THAT ..
@moon-pixi @ass-tronomics101
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
@wholesome-week
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
Just an FYI guys, HeartProgress has actually convinced some people that pedophilia is LGBT+. This is not just a satire account anymore, it’s doing severe damage to the LGBT+ community and it needs to be shut down IMMEDIATELY.
Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman.
