Erynus - Ore Wa Siroto De Wa Nai...

For all the ones I consider friends I'm thankful for each of you.🙏❤

Saint Seiya did it first

jokes over all you fuckers

The X-Men by Lukas Werneck

Hey friends! Meg here for TUTOR TUESDAY! Today we take a look at the neck and how it connects to the head and shoulders! Thanks for your patience! If you have any tutorial recs send ‘em in here or my personal. Now go forth and I’ll see you next week!

I know the sound of each rock and stone (conozco el sonido de cada roca y piedra) And I embrace what others fear (Y abrazo lo que otros temen) You are not to roam in this forgotten place (No puedes pasar por este lugar prohibido) Just the likes of me are welcome here (Solo aquellos como yo son bienvenidos) Everything breathes and I know each breath (Todo respira y conozco cada aliento) For me it means life (Para mi es vida) For others it's death (Para otros es muerte) It's perfectly balanced (perfectamente balanceado) Perfectly planned (perfectamente planeado) More than enough for this man (mas que suficiente para este hombre) Like every tree stands on its own (Como cada arbol, de pie por si mismo) Reaching for the sky I stand alone (alcanzando el cielo me alzo) I share my world with no one else (No comparto mi mundo con nadie mas) All by myself, I stand alone (Por mi mismo, me alzo) I've seen your world with these very eyes (He visto el mundo con mis propios ojos) Don't come any closer, don't even try (No te acerques mas, no lo intentes) I've felt all the pain and heard all the lies (Senti al dolor y oi las mentiras) But in my world there's no compromise (Pero mi mundo no esta comprometido) Like every tree stands on its own (como cada arbol, de pie por si mismo) Reaching for the sky I stand alone (Alcanzando el cielo, me alzo) I share my world with no one else (No comparto mi mundo con nadie mas) All by myself I stand alone All by myself I stand alone All by myself I stand alone

Today's Quote: Trust is as fragile as irretrievable if shattered.Madame Hydra.

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony

- Jill Thomas Doyle

Didn’t did that with the Taskmaster?

What villain in Marvel or DC do you think would make a great face turn? Tony Stark doesn't count

Nobody would see it coming.

The fact he’s tried to kill most of the heroes (and succeeded a few times) at some point would cause some bother.

but like

Bullseye is mentally ill. Who’s to say that one day he couldn’t just wake up and be all ‘I’m not gonna be a bad guy anymore’

it would take a skilled writer to pull it off

also

no magic bullshit like that axis thing

Fun fact: Melan- melanos, root from words like melanin comes, is the greek for "black".

so far during the RNC

Steve King claimed that white people have done more for civilization than non whites

Melania Trump plagiarized a speech from Michelle Obama (that’s symbolic)

Trump campaign denies that they plagiarized Michelle’s speech and cites a quote from my little pony 

Alaska yells at Ryan Paul for miscounting their votes

Milo gets his twitter account deleted for abuse right before his gaysfortrump event (haha #FuckMilo)

Chris Christie lead a witch trail 

Stephen Colbert took the microphone dressed as Caesar and claimed that he was starting the hungry for power games and then was escorted off stage but not before he said “I know i’m not supposed to be up here but let’s be honest neither is trump”

RNC security tries to cover up a No Racism No Hate sign with an American flag (symbolic again)

RNC got slammed when Ryan Paul took a selfie with interns, it was just a sea of white people and DNC responded with pictures of their interns who were more diverse 

Donald Trump was announced with “we are the champions” playing which naturally pissed off Queen 

the Internet lost it because  “We Are the Champions” is sung by Fred Mercury, a Bi man who died of AIDs in 1991 and Trump’s VP thinks HIV/AIDs funding should go to conversion therapy 

Laura Ingraham did a Nazi salute for .5 seconds which could have been a mistake (hmmmm)

Ted Cruz refused to endorse Trump and was booed off stage (fuck ted cruz though he’s worse than Trump but damn that took some balls)

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD