eternalgendercrisis

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This edit idea hit me like a punch to the gut and now I have to spread the disease

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

you wanna talk about why content creators are leaving tumblr and leaving you high and dry without material to fantasize over? let's talk about it.

hmm, lets see!

first of all, none of you fucking care to reblog our work. we are all aware of how tumblr's algorithm is absolute trash. writers have been BEGGING for readers reblog their works bc it's the only way our works can be seen and in turn, we receive the fruits of our labor via followers and exposure. but no, lets make MORE THAN HALF of the likes to reblog ratios consist of fucking LIKES. on top of that, we don't we shit on writers for wanting the absolute BARE MINIMUM aka a REBLOG bc well, they're not entitled to it aren't they? while writers aren't necessarily entitled to notes, answer this; do you work for free? do you bust your ass doing something knowing that there will be no pay off what so ever? that's what i thought.

secondly, you treat us like shit. you expect us to spit out content like we're a machine and when we don't get to it on time bc we have - idk - LIVES, you send the shittiest asks demanding for more content that you aren't even paying for. do you think people are gonna neglect their real life responsibilities to write for YOU and for FREE? absolutely not. on top of that, when we start writing for ourselves and our own spaces, we get push back. yea, not an effective way to encourage your favorite fic writers to give you more content to consume.

and lastly, YOU STEAL FROM US. each and every fic that a writer puts out has taken hours, days, weeks, or even months to write. that's lots of hard work and time invested into one single piece for you. free of charge. people put their fucking hearts into their work. and what do you do in return? disrespect them in one of the most hurtful ways possible.

so yea, i don't blame a single fucking person for leaving this shithole and NONE of you should be surprised. this is YOUR doing.

[footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega’s Mambo no.5 plays]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64815646

I know OC x canon fics are niche and the Monster Prom fandom is somewhat niche as well, but here’s my OC x Vicky fanfic that I am holding gently in my hands to show y’all

It’s a lil thing I whipped up based on the hitchhiker mechanic in Roadtrip and is the first thing I’ve written for this fandom ❤️

never forget what they took from us.

This one is probably my favorite

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

My favorite part of Monster Prom is when the narrator says “I’M GONNA NARRATE!” and then narrates all over the place

90’s public washroom designed by stéphane plassier

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

The DLC announcement came at literally the perfect time because Damien has really been winning me over lately. He’s no Calculester obviously but he’s always been my favorite of the og dateables and I am being fed before the new game is even out

I have been freaking out over playable Damien since the announcement dropped yesterday because he’s so insanely shippable to me that it’s literally a dream come true to have him playable. Literally the only thing that could be better than that to me is playable Calculester

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

They share a brain and I think this is always playing in it

A Milo Belladonna edit in our year 2025? Yes absolutely I love them

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..

Rip Polly Geist I just know you would love those early 2010s songs about partying that all seem to have the word ‘tonight’

Calculester attempting an April Fools prank:

My Monster Prom love interest tier list (just the main ones from Prom and Camp)

Here’s to hoping that every single person with schizophrenia or a schizoaffective disorder or DID or NPD or any other ridiculously demonized mental illnesses has a wonderful day

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

“People are allowed to dislike things!” WRONG! No one is allowed to dislike Calculester Hewlett-Packard

Played the Monster Con demo WAAAAAA I WANT IT TO GET HERE

Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u

How can we make Calculester Monster Prom a woman

I saw someone on the Monster Prom Steam community page whining about how you choose your pronouns in the game and I literally could not help but laugh at the stupidity. My brother in Christ this is a very gay dating sim what were you expecting