Shalnark: Hi, can I have a venti vanilla latte with...seven espresso shots?
Uvogin, next in line: My god just do cocaine
Hello, may I have leorio hcs plz?
A/n: I’m guessing with an s/o so I’ll do that
With an s/o:
Leorio likes to spoil you, well if he has enough money
He is someone who would do anything for you, like tie your shoelaces and whatever else your wishes may command
He would like for you to meet his friends, but he doesn’t mind if you don’t want to cause he understands that some people are scared to meet someone new
Leorio is somewhat clingy, I mean he lost his friend when he was younger so he’s scared to lose you too
You, Leorio, and Kurapika are probably the parents of the group if you get along with everyone
He would let you wear his glasses and clothes so you can pretend to be him
If your short expect some teasing from him cause he’s literally 6’4
If you taller than him expect him to try and drink more milk cause he probably see’s this as a competition and wants to be taller than you
He probably likes to be big spoon cause he wants to feel as though he can protect you but there will be times where he wants to be little spoon
Since he’s learning to become a doctor he likes to teach you whatever he’s learning as to not feel as though he is learning by himself
If you are an insomniac or are sleep deprived he will make you take melatonin cause he wants you to be healthy
I feel like he has flashbacks/nightmares from when his friend died so you’ll have to comfort him
He likes those claw machines so make sure he doesn’t go broke from them
Make sure Leorio doesn’t go to sleep to late because if his studies
He likes homemade food, so if you made him something homemade he would be so in love right then and there
Now he isn’t the most organized person but isn’t the most unorganized person either so you’ll have to deal with stuff being on the floor once in a while
Mornings with him are pretty calm unless he feels really energized which is pretty often if not sometimes but other than that he just wants to lay in bed and soak in the sun while relaxing with you in his arms
He feels at his most best when he is with you
MY WRITING - SHORTS AND PROMPTS
♥ = NSFW
Adultrio~ Prompt: “I swear, if anyone lays a hand on you, I’ll cut their arm off”
Telling the Trash Quartet they’re beautiful
Shalnark~ Prompt: “If loyalty isn’t enough to keep you by my side, then seven different kinds of locks should do the trick!”
Prompt: “I know everything about you, which means I know exactly how to get under your skin. Literally and figuratively.”
Shalnark prompt: “Oh, don’t worry! This won’t hurt! Well, it won’t hurt me. You? No it’ll hurt really really bad.”
Shalnark Soulmate AU
Feitan~ Non-con punishment ♥
Soulmate AU
Kurapika~ Angst w/ his first crush
Prompt: “Your life is completely in my hands, so don’t try to test my boundaries.”
Walking in on reader changing
Kurapika Prompt: “Tell me how much you love me.”
Kurapika getting his dick sucked. Like he deserves ♥
Killua~ Overprotective! yandere Killua’s S/O attempt to break up with him
Reader kissing Killua’s knuckles
Killua prompt: “Wow, you’ll listen to him but not to me?”
Yandere Killua POV
Main four~ Shy kisses
Eating out their S/O ♥
Reader playing with Main Four’s hair: KURAPIKA - GON - LEORIO - KILLUA
Pariston Hill~
Prompt: “You’re so vulnerable right now”
Pariston with a s/o who tried to escape from him
Prompt: “Damn, you’re tight. Am I your first? Perhaps I should have been gentler…” ♥
Prompt: “I’d hate to hurt you, but it’s for your own good. You know how dangerous other people can be”
Prompt: “Maybe if I branded you, other people wouldn’t be such a nuisance.”
Branding prompt part two
Soulmate AU
Another yandere scenario
Reader attempting to kill Pariston
Pariston eating out an innocent ingénue ♥
Pariston Hill x Maid Reader PART ONE and PART TWO ♥
Pariston Prompt: "This hurts? Good. Keep showing me that expression, my love.“
Prompt: “You’re going to be mine. All mine.”
Midnight, the Stars and You (AKA Mafia AU) PART TWO ♥ , PART THREE, PART FOUR ♥
Pariston prompt: "I will destroy everything in my way until I have you.”
Pariston Prompt: “No, no, keep crying. I like that sound.” ♥
Illumi Zoldyck~
Prompt: “Don’t think of it as a ‘punishment’… it’s more of a lesson”
Prompt: “Your body belongs to me as much as your mind does”
Prompt: “I won’t be as nice next time you misbehave”
Illumi’s s/o sneaks behind his back to meet Killua
Hisoka approaches Illumi’s s/o
Prompt: “If you stopped making so much noise, I might not have to be so rough” ♥
Soulmate AU
Soulmate AU Part Two
Illumi’s s/o runs away from him PART ONE, PART TWO, and PART THREE
Illumi’s Wedding Night
Illumi + Impregnation and overstimulation ♥
Reader hero worships Illumi
Yandere Illumi + Punishment Sex ♥
Illumi taking his wife from behind ♥
Illumi breaking in his new wife ♥
Prompt: “Tell me how much you love me.” ♥
Illumi standing up to Kikyo for making reader cry
Illumi + his broken wife ♥
Ultra dark Illumi + his new fuck toy ♥ and PART TWO ♥
Illumi prompt: “You know you can’t escape me. I own you now. You’re mine.” ♥
Illumi POV rewarding his wife ♥
Vampire Illumi
Hisoka Morow~
Prompt: “How else would they know you belonged to me”
Prompt: “I’ll let you out when you’ve learned your lesson.”
Prompt: “I’m overreacting? Sweetheart, if anything I’m going easy on you”
Soulmate AU
Nightmare/Incubus AU and Part Two
Prompt: “Maybe if I branded you, other people wouldn’t be such a nuisance.”
Hisoka x Illumi x Reader threesome ♥
Hisoka visiting Chrollo’s S/O ♥
Wholesome Hisoka goes to the store with his s/o
Anon wanted to get dicked down from behind by Clown Daddy ♥
Hisoka teaching reader to walk in heels
Yandere Hisoka punishing his victim for ‘cheating’ ♥
Yandere Hisoka finding out his s/o is pregnant ♥
Hisoka + Valentines Day + Suit ♥
Hisoka criminal and cop AU
Hisoka Prompt: “Wow, you’ll listen to him but not to me?”
Vampire Hisoka PART ONE, PART TWO ♥ , PART THREE
Chrollo Lucilfer~
Prompt: “He was in my way, so he had to leave. Unless you want to join him, behave”
Prompt: “If you stopped making so much noise, I might not have to be so rough”
Prompt: “Don’t cover my bite marks. If you do, I might have to add something more obvious”
Reader trying to leave possessive!Chrollo because of his bg as a criminal
Prompt: “You’re calling that jealousy? Believe me, if you can still use your legs, I’m not being jealous” ♥
Soulmate AU Part One and Part Two and Part Three
Prompt: “Maybe if I branded you, other people wouldn’t be such a nuisance.”
Chrollo + Spanking ♥
Yandere Father Chrollo
Chrollo + Thigh riding ♥
Yandere Chrollo prompt series PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE - PART FOUR
Prompt: “You look frightened. Never had someone take your control away, little one?”
Yandere Chrollo convincing reader to eat
Chrollo prompt: “You know you can’t escape me. I own you now. You’re mine.”
Chrollo prompt: “Tell me how much you love me.” ♥
Chrollo x FBI Reader ♥
Agnes Joubert my beloved 💝🤲🏽🥺💕
I've started reading "The Blood Runs Stale" by @notantherwritingblog and one thing that absolutely stuck with me was the image of Hisoka with a pink gel roller :')))
Anyway, enjoy some... Casual Hisoka? His normal hair is so hard to draw so yeah, I'm just straight up lazy :'D
COMMISSION FOR @candycatstuffs !!!!!
if leopika not canon then why
TFW you realize the subplot for Tiger & Bunny 2 is literally “5 times Barnaby and Kotetsu tried to have a date and one time they finally (kinda) did”
excuse me I need to lay down for an hour
http://ms-filou.deviantart.com/art/APH-2p-America-Your-son-calls-me-daddy-too-599907588
He went from the Badboy to a “Your son calls me daddy too”-Guy. I approve!
for one of my favorite blogs, @hetalia-2p-headcanons
1999 kurapika has so much gender
“The memory hurts but does me no harm.” -“Abstract (Psychopomp)”
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