I Wish Ao3 Allowed People To Give Kudos Per Each Chapter. These 100k Word NOVELS Need More Love Than

Also if you consider that the Dino monster aged by either a couple thousand or million years. well.

Personal hc is that the tomorrow´s tea incident was actually necesary to give lloyd a power boost in time for the "final battle", also that he´d have aged slower otherwise (due to semi long lifespan), so this was always the only way for things to go and come out on top (also why no one ever tried to revert it).

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔

Squish

*gently places him into the palm of your hand*

Instant Karma

I went for a walk and I found some little houses!

That is not my dog, but he was very polite and friendly :D

Ep1 Pearl: The sun is warm in my skin. I am joyous and full of life. I am excited to meet people and to explore! Martin is my best friend! Oh! Doggie!! Let's go explore the nether! I am so excited. I wonder who my soulmate is? I'm want to meet them! Pork chops!

Ep2 Pearl: screaming crying sobbing. everything i touch turns to dust. all i love shall perish, why hast the universe forsaken me? i am a cursed being, unloveable and loathsome.

bench trio bodyguard au where everyone thinks that ranboo (tall, wearing a mask and glasses) is body guarding tubbo (short) and tommy (looks very weak)

in reality it’s tubbo (government made super soldier) and tommy (some kind of ninja) guarding ranboo (could trip over his own feet)

everyone thinks ranboo is the super dangerous one because he’s quiet and stands there ominously. in reality he’s just kinda awkward

multiple times tubbo or tommy get taken hostage and it goes along the lines of

kidnapper: i have your friend! put down the weapon!

ranboo: …

tubbo, poorly acting: oh no! i have been captured! what ever will i do!