Latest Posts by ezekiel23 - Page 2

I saw some people asking why Grace had such a well-laid plan for Max within literally a day of deciding he's her worst enemy and I would love to invite you all to sit with me and imagine Grace Chastity laying on top of her perfectly pressed sheets and immaculate bed in full school clothes, entirely still like a fucking vampire in a coffin, spending 10 straight hours doing nothing but planning the downfall of Maxwell Jägerman. Bonus plans include one lethal and one non-lethal

Ok but the Beanie's scene in NPMD is so fucking funny. Like "If I Loved You" is all good fun, but zoom out into the full context of the scene and it's SO funny. Picture it- You're Emma Perkins, and this dude who comes in basically every day has finally found an excuse to give you his number. It's clunky, but it's cute, and the guy seems nice enough, so you start chatting and then this fucking kid yells at the top of his lungs at you about his hot chocolate. Asshole takes it and nervously thanks you, then he sits down with who you're pretty sure is the mayor's kid? Whatever, none of your business, so you turn back to Paul and try to have a conversation but you can't focus because these fucking teenagers won't shut up this is not a very big shop they know they are very audible right??? Cut back over to the teens in question and they are INSISTING, VERY LOUDLY, that they DO NOT like each other and in fact they're NOT even real friends and the other one should GO AWAY! But also every time they start trying to intimidate or prove a point they immediately have to turn around in the middle of the argument because they're beet fucking red, and the girl is literally fanning herself and the dude is doing a double take at the wall every time they make eye contact But NO!!! THEY DON'T!! THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER EVEN A LITTLE BIT!!!

you KNOW the rest of the team is regretting not saving jackie when they could bc now the tasmanian devil and her little muppet hat gf are wreaking havoc everywhere they go 😭

“we hear the wilderness and it hears us” in your kitchen?? in new jersey? ok sure

literally them

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

lottie i think we have a new prophet

the yellowjackets are in a deadbeat parent-off

Petition for Nick and Matt to release official lore-accurate Hatchetfield maps. Fans would love a poster with all the locations and everything.

We could even do that whole "solving mysteries" thing where you connect a bunch of stuff with red string on a corkboard, all overlaying the silhouette of Hatchetfield. You know, the...

Maybe nobody talks about it because its TOO obvious, or maybe not obvious enough. But I cant get over how Max Jaegerman has a genuine crush on Grace Chastity, to the point where he laughs at her jokes, tries to flatter her, and gets all pissed at his bros for calling her a nerd. And she ironically only likes him for his body.

They're both so awful, a beautiful match made in hell.

Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.

YELLOWJACKETS 1.10 // 3.03 // 3.04

“Im straight” “I’m gay” I’m not a loser ??? Please don’t kill me?? I’m not a nerdy prude??? I’m not a loser???

Wh-whats going on??????

simon: we have to help maddie! her spirit is still trapped in the school while janet is running around in her body!

xavier:

My genuine reaction now that I have finished watching School Spirits' newest episode and have a bad feeling about the next episode

i’m too sexy for this cave! i’m too sexy for this rope! i’m too sexy for these rocks! too sexy to be murdered! i’m a hostage!

”I’m gay” “I’m bi” okay?? Im dead??? the blood is all but draining from my head???? the nightmare started there but now has spread?? my pulse is certainly dropping?? and my life is hanging on by a thread???

Unfinished hatchetfield relationship web

I haven't gotten through all of the nightmare time eps so all the characters and relationships aren't mapped out yet. This is across all of the hatchetfield timelines

Cuddy and Thirteen look like goddesses in every scene then House shows up looking like he's 5 days post mortem

Paul Matthews turns on the radio in the car to hear the advertisements and then turns it off again when the music plays

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

It's giving Grace and Lautski

Hilson is endgame, but I cannot deny Huddy

Max “I am expecting you to betray me.” In Dirty Girl then Grace literally hooking up with him to banish him oh I’m laughing so hard

Having an eldritch horror god tell your crush to shoot you has got to be in the top ten worst ways to find out your crush likes you back.