“Maybe Tomorrow…”

Its jay jursday everyone

gillion tidestrider definitely said this at some point

he slayed too close to the sun (or the spider ig)

Oh Jay Ferin how I have missed you so

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Chip: Are we not gonna wish for Gillion to come back to life?!

Jay: No, no, no, no, no! No, 'cause number one on the list, right? Like this is highest priority, and if this can be granted, I want it to be true, I want Gillion to come back to life–

Chip: Objectively having a back-up is fucked up.

Jay: –but, BUT! BUT!

Chip: Objectively having a back-up is fucked up!

Jay: BUT! If Gillion CANNOT come back to life, I still want what I wanted in the very beginning of the episode, okay?

Chip: Brother, brother–

Jay: I want a really cool yo-yo.

(laughter)

Chip: I think SAYING the back-up makes it less possible! That's like–

Jay: Shut the– Shut the fuck up, Chip! LET ME HAVE THIS!

Bizly (gasping for air): I can't– I can't, dude! The thought of us like, fading to white and then like, everything's gonna be okay, and then cutting back to the ship with us and NO Gillion and you with a YO-YO is SO fucked up!

(laughter)

Grizzly (as Condi and Bizly continue laughing in the backround): Gillion, now– now that I have their answers–

END TRANSCRIPT.]

Uh happy holidays and whatnot take the bandit equivalent to a lump of coal

I need to get ahold of myself because I almost just impulse-bought a life-size cardboard cutout of gillion tidestrider

Wonderlust Dangle Keychains

( that I probably won't ever make;...)

Vyncent Sol but Splatified or smth…

some people have pointed out how my gillion is very Creeture and yes maybe that’s because I’m not very good at drawing people but also. I creature-ify all my Little Guys. it’s a disease

Which of the Albatrio, if any, would argue that coconuts are mammals (have hair, give milk) and which, if any, would argue against it (that’s not even remotely how it works dumbass /affe)