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THE SIGNS WHEN THEY’RE SICK

Aries: It’s almost like they’re not even sick they’re their usual angry and energetic self except now they’re even more angry

Taurus: Won’t sTOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SOMEONE GOT THEM SICK

Gemini: Constantly in a state of delirium from cough syrup

Cancer: Wraps themselves in tons of blankets and always eating chicken noodle soup

Leo: Falls asleep everywhere and cries a lot

Virgo: They don’t get sick their immune system is A+

Libra: Won’t shut up about how they’re sick and gets too close to people

Scorpio: They don’t get sick because viruses are afraid of them

Sagittarius: You won’t even know they’re sick until they puke or they get you sick

Capricorn: Grumpy but refuses to admit they’re sick

Aquarius: Stumbles around like a zombie

Pisces: Probably faking sick but they’re pretty damn convincing

first three words that come to mind about the signs

aries: hyperactive, nerd, lunatic

taurus: beauty, trustworthy, luxury

gemini: exciting, talk, clever

cancer: emotions, cry, mother

leo: loud, opinionated, loyal

virgo: coffee, fun, analytical

libra: love, laugh, trust

scorpio: intelligent, hugs, kind

sagittarius: athletic, hysterical, work

capricorn: piercings, smoke, crystals

aquarius: genius, hippie, comfy

pisces: caring, antisocial, gentle

Its national suicide prevention month so heres a reminder that

I’m glad you’re alive

You’re so incredibly strong for making it this far

You are worth the space you take up and you are worthy of love

You deserve all the happiness that comes to you

I hope if you arent ok today, you’ll be ok tomorrow

fun facts about the signs that ppl usually dont know bc of their disgusting stereotypes

aries: they're actually really romantic and mushy

taurus: they're v adventurous and likes to do exciting things

gemini: their main goal in life is find their soulmate

cancer: they're big party animals

leo: theyre really nice when they meet new people and they love to compliment people aswell

virgo: they love to laugh and are actually pretty easily entertained

libra: they learn really easily and are super smart

scorpio: they dont care if they make a fool of themselves in front of people or not

sagittarius: can actually be pretty shy in front of people they dont know

capricorn: theyre very kind and like to make people happy and help them out

aquarius: theyre some of the most popular people. not at all antisocial, idek where that came from

pisces: can be really mean and sassy if youre rude or disrespectful to them

The signs as crushes

Aries: they appear cool and brave so you wanna make the craziest shit with them

Taurus: the one who will invite you to netflix & pizza but not because they want to fuck you

Gemini: the one who stares at you when you look away, will tease you and you can talk with them about everything

Cancer: the one who will have a crush on you too

Leo: the leader who seems impressing to you because of their confident attitude

Virgo: the cute, awkward one, who will never know you're crushing on them even if it's obvious

Libra: the charming one that will make you compliments but they're flirty with everyone so you will never know if they have a crush on you too

Scorpio: the mysterious one you also want to fuck

Sagittarius: the witty one, but they are also very honest and are not the type for mixed signals

Capricorn: the sarcastic asshole who sends mixed signals

Aquarius: the rebellious one you want to get to know because they are so interesting

Pisces: the one you want to have deep conversations with for hours and then cuddle

the signs and fandoms

Supernatural: Leo, Taurus, Scorpio

Harry Potter: Libra, Aries, Virgo

Avengers: Capricorn, Gemini, Aquarius

Doctor Who: Sagittarius, Virgo, Cancer

Pretty Little Liars: Gemini, Leo, Taurus

Hunger Games: Aries, Cancer, Virgo

Homestuck: Pisces, Capricorn, Aquarius

Percy Jackson: Libra, Leo, Sagittarius

WHY THE SIGNS ARE CRYING

Aries: they’re not

Taurus: mom said dinner was ready but she lied

Gemini: got shit on by a bird

Cancer: they just felt like it

Leo: their hair got wet

Virgo: everyone is so stupid it’s making them sad

Libra: the nutella jar was empty

Scorpio: going through an emo phase

Sagittarius: allergies 

Capricorn: accidentally opened the front camera

Aquarius: who knows

Pisces: because their fave died

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Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

This is me bruh😕

Taurus is calm, but take advantage of one and they become a whole different person. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!

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