The Closest To Any Idea Like This I've Seen Done And Done Well Wasn't That "Batman Can't Kill Becouse

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Having a bad memory is wild, like I just found out/ remembered I went to school... I've studied degrees!!! and just kinda forgot all of it.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

Healing potions ✨

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So D&D black dragons are supposed to live in swamps, right? Pretty amphibious, live in swamps, lair in...

caves. With a main entrance and a back entrance.

In swamps.

I really have trouble with the idea that there's these dragon-sized caves in an area with such a high water table, y'know? We have to go through miles of swamp to reach this lair, it's not one little boggy place in a mountain valley otherwise filled with nice caves. And the cave has to have two entrances, too? I can believe in dragons, but not this geology.

So... maybe it's not geology. Because a lair in a marshy place with exacting design specifications sounds a lot like a totally natural thing --

A beaver lodge.

So now I have this new image of black dragons industriously gnawing down giant trees to construct their mighty swamp lairs, and I am so much happier.

hear me out..... Gorgon X Gargoyle love story

I've seen so much cool Jason Todd fan art where he has the autopsy scares but also people worried that him having those scares wouldn't make sense, for that I offer you this solution. Jason Todd originally wasn't brought back by the Lazaris pit alone. I think Originally (if not one of the first versions of his resurrection) he gets brought back as this kind of like living zombie through DC shenanigans, crawling out of his own grave and wondering the streets of Gothem surviving on instinct alone until Talia finds him, takes him home and uses the pit to restore his mind. You can tottaly buy that mind healed Jason Todd would have those scares while pure Lazaris Pitt Jason Todd might not meaning there is so much room for both head cannons.

mmm soob

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