Bro Needs His Bottle Daily

When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

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I feel like kyborg would be just super fast in anything he did (physically not opening doors or solving puzzles) and I think the walk around when they’re adventuring just to get places and I feel like he’d always walk really fast and take pride in waking fast, but mudds and gum gum would be really slow and Bart would be pretty fast but compared to people who are 3-4 feet taller than him and a elf on steroids he would be pretty slow. This would mean that kyborg wouldn’t be able to walk fast but he wouldn’t want to walk slow so he would just walk circles around the gang, and I mean that litteraly, like he would be swerving left and right next to his freinds like a race car and just bumping into everyone and everything in his path.

Also Bart would hate having to walk so quickly to keep up that he would just get a skateboard or roller skates and if he really didn’t want to move he would just have gum gum drag him on his wheels.

Bart week day 3: fatal flaw

Props to my short friend for being the reference for the second panel. Look at him, off to get his tall friend for help.... I couldn't think of an actual fatal flaw he could have, because he's much too perfect.

Tada!!

You're welcome y'all's.

Okay—so I’ve been listening to the Infinights campaign again along with the puppet shorts and I have learned that Blaine said both he and Kyborg have owned rabbits it was a bit more on a whim but y’know. So—guess it’s canon that Kyborg had rabbits.

Just—do with that what you will I suppose lmao

songs to crash your car to

yea

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

KYBORG THE MIGHTY

(based on this Twitter post)

In spirit of Slique week.

That seems like something Kyborg would say...