21+I’ve had this account over 9 years and maybe used it 10 times. This is your Cringe Warning.
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I can’t believe this happened
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Getting too old for this…
Elrond: So you know that ring you just cut off Sauron's finger? You should probably throw it in the volcano, which is right here.
Isildur: How about no.
...
Elrond: Ok look that's definitely Sauron and he's definitely coming back, let's go do something about it.
Saruman: Or you could take Galadriel home and let me handle this.
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Elrond: Welcome to the Council of Elrond.
Elrond: EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
Elrond: WE ARE DEFINITELY DOING THE DESTROYING THE RING THING THIS TIME
Elrond: NO EXCUSES
character: [is twice my age] [has killed people] [is often covered in blood]
character: [smiles]
me: bABY ray of sunshine oh my god you precious creature
Thorin: EVERYONE HAS TO LOOK FOR THE ARKENSTONE
Thorin: except for bilbo
Thorin: EVERYONE GET READY FOR BATTLE
Thorin: bilbo you need to wear this shirt that is the second most valuable thing in the mountain so you don't get hurt
Thorin: EVERYONE IN HERE IS AGAINST ME
Thorin: except for you bilbo you would never betray me
Thorin: EVERYONE SUCKS EXCEPT FOR BILBO
Thorin: bilbo you are now my husband no take backsies
Dean Winchester Meme || Reoccurring Themes [3/4]
↳ Winchester Logic
Congratulations to one of the most inspiring, amazing men I’ve ever had the good fortune to meet. Because now everyone truly knows how wonderful we think you are <3
Otter omg