Me Pretending Im Sane While Making Yet Another Homestuck Oc

The lip sync was so good I checked for audio

hes scheming let him think

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

Woah,,, controversial

this

Brok it

If we ever got an in depth look at Jake's messages I feel like at least 80% would be just this

people have DEFINITELY done this before

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

wheres seasons greasons

i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes also ping me or something if you draw it i want to see.

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney