Foxcilious - IF Nautical Nonsense Be Something You Wish

Crying,miserable,in shambles some rapscallion consumed

I love war and starbucks and lion king live action remakes

wait ok. beavis and butthead would love hanging out with rodrick heffley

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

Yelling "oh my GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DOG?" at a pile of partially dissolved leaf litter and watching the other person's face contort in horror trying to decipher how it could've possibly been a dog.

This does and doesn't make sense at the same time

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

Idk what anyone says I'm not arguing with someone who can't keep white clothes clean

are they stupid? 🥹

WHY is the Marceline/vriska poll so close. R the Miku stans salty about a little bit of voter fraud???????? BOOHOOOOOOOO Gr8w up