Foxcilious - IF Nautical Nonsense Be Something You Wish

Woah,,, controversial

girl you've been running through my mind all day

We love annoy squidward day

It’s this time of the year again!

I think regular vampires don't suck it up through their teeth but just leave there teeth in the puncture because it's easier to drink and wastes less blood

The ones always trying to look hot bite and then lick it up for extra appeal points but just look stupid by vampire standards because licking it up gives it chance to get everywhere and overall get less blood

poll because i remember arguing about this with a friend once

also please reblog after you vote i wanna see everyones thoughts

Crying,miserable,in shambles some rapscallion consumed

Makes sense, you can’t copy that look of built up insanity behind Billy’s eyes that also never leaves his face.

But at the same time I started screaming and rolling on the ground at the sight of this man.

rip stu and billy you would have hated the stab franchise

Just thought about how the “I’m not a kissboy” meme is just stuilly

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

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